Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Bumping.

Well, Inactive tried to run yesterday (in local Russian time) Ichi, but he struggled and stopped running for now as it was late and he had to sleep.

Psyche will back up Inactive due to him discovering many broken events during running.

EDIT: Billy will, too.

EDIT 2: Inactive has found a good save and sent it to Bale!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 15th 2020 at 12:33:28 AM

It's finally here, the first update of the Season.

• Introducing our (un)fortunate contestants.◊

• Battle Music

• The Bloodbath◊
  • Fearow immediately makes sure to exterminate some competition, blasting the malicious Team Skull into the distance.

  • WilburSoot finds out that he most likely is not going to win the games.

  • Peridot makes a distraction to avoid Alter and blinds them with some pocket sand.

  • Saratoga and Genos are baffled as her podium leaves the Cornucopia but explodes.

  • The Spine decides to be tactical and remove a big threat now that he can. And said threat is Dark Bloom.

  • Dark Catman hungers for cyborg/robot girl flesh.

  • Elena and Naomi also find out that their chances of winning the games are slim.

  • Stan decides not to try out his luck, and brings along some four leaf clovers and other stuff that can grant good luck from theMystery Shack.

  • Megavolt threatens Catra. Telling her that he will shock her to death.

  • Hound may be a big badass robot, but even he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

  • Tragedy strikes as Redd and Amanda try out a friendly game of Nerf. Only for them to be sabotaged by a mysterious person swaps their toy guns with real guns.

  • SMPEarth has had enough of Rarity and Applejack and cuts them both in half with a chainsaw.

  • Bandana Dee is an angel now.

  • Ark Royal finds a new nice weapon.

  • The Baron of Hell forgot his permission to kill, luckily Snow left them in case someone forgot their own license to kill.

  • Akane prevents Quackerjack from teaming up with Megavolt by taking out the former as soon as she gets her hands on a knife.

  • Tom Nook has the Continental Breakfast summon other Tributes to listen to his boring speech about taxes.

  • Dude, that hammer's a sham.

  • Ribbon tries out Peridot's trick, but fails because A.C.T was ready with some protective eyewear.

• Day 1◊
  • Stan decides to eat a banana, but she he tosses the peel aside after finishing it, Zidane and Garnet both slip on it, to his amusement.

  • Tom Nook is now a proud horse dad.

  • Good to see Catra is very in-character so far.

  • Doom, Pokemon and SPOP are all good works, tbh.

  • Oof owie, my toy head.

  • People keep using the dud hammer.

  • The Hell Knight builds a statue of Quackerjack to honor his memory.

  • Team Meanies pull an overtly cruel prank on Peridot.

  • Kyo Sohoma thought he could make Saratoga lose her confidence by killing her pet, but said pet winds up being too powerful and kills him.

  • Bandana Waddle Dee learns to play Battle Cats.

  • Mordecai and Yuki hang out on a Ferris Wheel, which goes better than most of Mordecai's old adventures but has nothing really fun going on.

  • Dick Richard begins to plant seeds for a cult of personality.

  • Genos and Akane decide to become the justice enforcers of the Arena.

  • Cheetah decides to let no corpse go to waste as she gathers every single one so far in preparation for a revival ritual to gain an undead army.

  • Linkara takes Elena and Naomi on a wild gun car ride.

  • Swapping Regg defeats an entire planet in martial arts, impressive.

  • Despite having no real mother, Hound engages in a ferocious yo mama competition against Alter.

  • HMS enjoys the irony of a criminal like Megavolt getting robbed, but Spine tells them to have some decent empathy.

• Fallen Tributes 1◊: Team Skull, Dark Bloom, Redd, Amanda O'Neill, Rarijack, Quackerjack, Kyo Sohma.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 14th 2020 at 8:45:59 AM

Seriously, Kyo? You just had to try killing a rat for no reason, didn't you?

At least Yuki's having a good time.

Tom Nook adopts a foal?

Also, Team Meanies lives up to their name.

RIP Kyo, he never got to spread his salt to the other tributes.

I can see Genos doing those patrols to be honest.

Yeah, that's a pretty damn in-character for Catra.

We have two tailed fishers (and Dagger) for the Bloodbath.

Also, there's something to be said about Hound playing the Your Mom card, but I don't know what.

Well, Linkara does have a Magic Gun, so it makes sense for him to go on a wild gun car ride.

That being said, I expected more from you Dark Bloom.

Your savior. The Second Update is here!

• Battle Music

• Night 1◊
  • Stan argues with the Continental Breakfast about whether waffles or pancakes are better, he chooses pancakes, while the breakfast prefers pancakes on it.

  • Ark Royal performs evil actions worthy of Poke the Poodle tier villainy.

  • Purpledot is in the house.

  • Tom Nook turns out to be an ambitious vicious tanuki.

  • We get an explanation as to how Swapping Regg non-fatally worfed the Earth.

  • Ivy intended to finish off Megavolt with her powers, only for Megavolt to stand unfazed and fry her to death.

  • Poor Ribbon, that's 2 human sized opponents and a bloody transformer!

  • Karn likes orange juice with some pulp.

  • The Cast is angry at A.C.T for not killing the Baron.

  • Hertz Donut gives a reality check to Zidane and Garnet.

  • Linkara gives up and drowns himself.

  • That's... pretty redundant isn't it?

  • Mordecai trains with Elena and Naomi.

  • WilburSoot finds himself tortured by nightmares.

  • Everything ends Hell Knight, the geography Full English Breakfast stands compares you superior.

  • Yuki non-fatally sacrifices himself to let Anjean escape Dick Richard's kidnapping scheme.

  • The Spine shall live for now.

  • Tom Nook might have a rival in Oshus.

  • Cats fall in their four legs. Catra falls into a bottomless pit.

• Day 2◊
  • Despite their night argument, Stan befriends the Continental Breakfast... Somehow.

  • Ark Royal fends off Alter.

  • Karn sure has Skewed Priorities.

  • Saratoga gets bootleg versions of Zidane and Garnet for Elena and Naomi.

  • Yuki, Regg and Ribbon become buff and manly.

  • Megavolt finds out no one wants to kiss him. (For obvious reasons).

  • Hell Knight engages in some petty villainy against Mordecai.

  • Ater finds out that Oshus is a severely depraved Dirty Old Man from looking at his browsing history alone.

  • Who killed WilburSoot? Surprise, no one! Because the dude killed himself accidentally.

  • With the power of measurement, Supercat is able to create deadly gas to kill Hound, Darkrai and Bandana Dee.

  • The Baron of Hell gets scammed by a Fearow.

  • Tom Nook begins his evil plan by succesfully poisoning The Spine, seeing as he would be unaware of the poison after last night.

  • It's Peridot Season as Bigfoot finds out!

• Fallen Tributes 2◊: Ivy, Linkara, Catra, WilburSoot, Hound, Darkrai, Bandana Waddle Dee, The Spine. Bonus: Bigfoot.

Tom Nook... what are you planning?

Also RIP Redd

Did Jumba experiment on that cereal? (rimshot)

Not gonna lie, that death was pretty Linkara. (Did he read an especially bad comic?)

He found out there was yet another issue of Marville. Can you really blame him?

Catra, I am disappoint.

And I'm guessing Linkara threw himself into the ocean to cap off one final Combine Harvester breakdown.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Jan 14th 2020 at 12:21:54 PM

Since I was at school,dammit Amanda for a another Bloodbath Death.

Since when do Transformers breathe the same way we humans do?

Yuki's not a pretty boy anymore!

It's time for the third update, accept no imitations.

• Battle Music

• Night 2◊
  • Oshus is savvy enough to avoid the rabbit of death.

  • A.C.T get high, hilarity will ensue tonight.

  • Regg become a minuscule group tribute.

  • Ribbon and Mordecai show off their singing talent.

  • Having commited some murders, Megavolt is more than ready to keep going.

  • Supercat continues his villainous career by stealing pretzels.

  • Cast of L'en knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal. Because he invented it and then he perfected it so that no living tribute could best him in the podium placement. As Dark Catman, The Baron of Hell, Fearow, and the Continental Breakfast learn.

  • Yuki gets yeeted out of existence. Except not.

  • Team Meanies claims 2 other victims, Zidane and Garnet.

  • Dick Richard and the English Breakfast successfully paint the entirety of Panem.

  • "All in a day's work."

  • Anjean gets pranked with gross jelly beans by Hertz Donut.

• Day 3◊
  • Oshus goes on a Multiversal joyride and meets several alternate selves of himself.

  • Yuki is now guided entirely by his subconscious.

  • Ribbon gets high on angel dust.

  • Megavolt mocks Genos with an impression of the Android's voice and attitude, while also mocking Saitama; Genos stands unamused by the villains' mockery of him and his idol and promptly smashes the rat into fine paste.

  • Tom Nook finds out that Stan is a sleazier and greedier person than him.

  • "A.C.T that's cheating!", said Saratoga.

  • That was an amazing killing streak. By the Cast of Len'en.

  • Peridot spooks Mordecai with some morphing and shapeshifting powers.

  • SMPEarth and Team Meanies get into a heated phylo-political debate about which horror movie monster is better.

  • Not to be outdone by Cast of L'en, Supercat resumes his rampage, this time taking drugs from Atern and Karn's dead bodies.

  • Hertz Donut mistakes the color red for a speed boost.

  • Crossover Time! Elena of Avalor meets Amphibia.

• Fallen Tributes 3◊: Dark Catman, Baron of Hell, Fearow, Continental Breakfast, Zidane and Garnet, Megavolt, Cheetah, Hresvelgr Ater, Karn.

Did this update just establish that Yuki is The Scrappy and The Friend Nobody Likes? I don't think he even did anything to deserve that! What the fuck?

Edit: Reread the void event and I don't think it necessarily refers to the tribute's fanbase. Still though, why do all the tributes hate Yuki all of the sudden? This is pretty ironic though since in canon he's actually the most popular guy in his school.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Jan 15th 2020 at 2:58:51 AM

i wonder what an EoA x Amphibia crossover would be like

i've only seen bits of amphibia tho, maybe i should start watching that show

Edited by VXXXN on Jan 14th 2020 at 11:56:16 PM

Well at least my other tribute was avenged.

First there's Catra's anti-climatic AF death, then this steaming pile of BS happens to Cheetah? What gives? Is the runner biased against Cat Girls who fight Amazonian heroines or something?

The spirit of the Cat possessed Yuki after Kyo's death. Somehow.

Because he's now in Kyo's place. Instead of being the most popular, he's now the least popular...