Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Lol at the pizza-themed bot dying by being burnt inside an oven

NIGHT◊ (DAMN) 7◊

• After what happened at his booth earlier, you would think Florida Man wouldn't have anything of Wendover Productions at his store. But he gets so drunk, he might have unknowingly let some of that stuff at his store.
• Surprisingly, it's Michael of all people who scolds Oni for being immature.
• Alastor decides he's going to mow his lawn with a push-mower. Something that requires hands. But since he doesn't have any, he uses his teeth. But he loses control of it as the mower pulls him by the teeth all the way onto oncoming traffic. And he gets rewarded a Darwin Award for his death.
• Graham's Number is starting to get itself back together. It decides it doesn't need Balgruuf the Greater or his clothes anymore and kills him.
• People are rooting for The Speaker to make the Hall of Fame. His name is making the rounds on Twitter right now hoping he can win it all.
• Etie's Navy SEAL training fails her as she makes the mistake of calling coffee brulee "coffee salsa", and Tank Faye fires a flamethrower in her arsenal that barbecues Etie.

DAY◊ (DAMN) 8◊

• Once again, Ichi's training of Oni comes in handy right as Florida Man charges at him with a fire attack. Oni throws some gunpowder at the Florida Man, which blows him up and makes it rain Florida chunks everywhere.
• Tank Faye makes it clear to Graham's Number where she was raised.
• Michael is a fan of The Speaker's dark fic.

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• Graham's Number comes to the rescue, but isn't really needed as Faye is a tank, so she just blasts The Speaker to kingdom come with her cannon.
• Not so fast, Wendover Productions! You don't get out of this that easily! You can only leave if you win or die. The Peacekeepers make sure you learn this final lesson as you'll be leaving in a bodybag.
• Oni forgets his training for a moment, but he's lucky it just makes him a cat-person now.
• A vampire (possibly a certain wine-drinking one, though we can't confirm that) swoops on down and sucks Michael dry of his blood. He finishes one spot shy of a podium finish, but he is certainly a lock for the Mass Murderer title.

DAY◊ (DAMN) 9◊

• The tank Faye drives herself over to catman Oni to present him a gift for his birthday. But she trips in a way that makes her flip over and twists the main turret in a way that renders her nonoperational.
• Graham's Number's confidence is back for good as it ropes a cliff right over to itself and cross over to the other side with no problems.

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NIGHT

9

• Graham's Number senses it's close to winning the season. It went from being a supreme being and then back down to the depths. But now it feels like it's making a comeback and will maintain its status as the top being here. The only thing it can do know is win the season. However, Oni's training at Ichi's school has made him quite a formidable foe. Graham's Number immediately goes in the attack, barraging Oni with math problems. But Oni uses his wits to solve them all as he gets closer and close. Graham's Number starts worrying, as Oni is not going down so easily. It keeps giving him more problems. But Oni pulls through and gets close enough and goes right for the kill. Computerfan can't believe his eyes. He thought his tribute was about to achieve immortality and be the champion of the season. But he decides Second Place Is for Losers and charges at Oni. But Oni overpowers him into submission. IchigoMontoya might not have been lucky this season, but he can at least take solace in the fact that the season winner graduated from his school.

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THE◊ SUMMARY◊

THE◊ STATISTICS◊

THE SAVE

2nd Place: Graham's Number

3rd Place: Faye Valentine

Mass Murderer: Michael Scott

• John Redcorn - Male - Safe - From King of the Hill (and be sure to use Full-Name Basis for him for the sim)
• Frank Grimes◊ - Male - Safe - Death Photo◊ - NICKNAME: Grimey (From The Simpsons)

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Mar 1st 2023 at 10:39:13 AM

Team Slime: Experiment 390 (Slimy)◊^note who's designed to produce slime trails to make enemies slip (he/him) and Hisuian Sliggoo◊ (he/she/it, it's up to the savemaker to choose which pronouns)

Here's my tributes:

• Name: Jodio Joestar◊
  • Nickname: Jodio

  • Flag: Yellow, 15. Don't ship him with his brother Dragona

  • Pronouns: He/Him

  • Source: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

  • Extra note: Nominating him as he's from the newest Jojo part.

• Name: Dragona Joestar◊
  • Nickname: Dragona

  • Flag: Lime, 18. Don't ship him with his brother Jodio

  • Pronouns: He/Him

  • Source: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

  • Extra Note: Despite his feminine appearance, he's referred with male pronouns in the story, though his definite gender identity isn't revealed yet.

Also event dump:

• (Player1) trap(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) under infinite illusions of their greatest desires, then manipulate(s/s/s/s/1) a special tree to encase them in cocoons. They then get their life force, personalities, and physical features drained as their bodies are reforged, becoming similar-looking, mindless slaves for (Player1). (Fatal. From 2020)

• (Player1) gain(s/s/s/s/1) the power to temporarily transform into a dead tribute, which [typeA1] decide(s/s//s/1) to use for killing. [TypeA1] then absorb(s/s//s/1) the souls of the seven latest deceased tributes and assume(s/s//s/1) their identities, making other tributes think those deceased tributes are members of a team of killers. (From 2020)

• (Player1) awaken(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) magical (eye/eye/eye/eye/eyes each1) and gain(s/s/s/s/1) access to six special powers. [TypeA1] then split(s/s//s/1) the abilities into clones of [typeB1], each having one of the powers. (From 2020)

• A bear attacks (Player1) and rips parts of [typeC1] survival guid(e/e/e/e/es1) as [typeA1] tr(ies/ies/y/ies/y1) to read it, but then the bear returns it. [TypeA1] says, "Go to your room. Why can't you be more like your brother?" The bear gets away as it is revealed that the e in "play dead" got ripped off, making "play dad."◊ (From 2020)

• (Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) get drunk and play a horror game. (Player7) then (tries/tries/tries/tries/try7) to scare them by transforming into the game's (monster/monster/monster/monster/monsters7). (From 2020. TGG'ed for alcohol use)

• (Player1) and (Player2) claim chocolate can make hair grow, make the eater sound smart, keep one's face from getting any uglier, make one fly, make one fall in love, bring world peace, make one able to walk through walls, and make one rule the world. (From 2022)

• (Player1) and (Player2) get into a car crash, with the (driver/driver/driver/driver/drivers1), (Player1), being launched from the car due to not wearing (a/a/a/a/1) (seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelts1). However, time suddenly reverses to before the crash. This time, (Player1) wear(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] (seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelt/seatbelts1) and live(s/s/s/s/1). (From 2022)

• (Player1) lecture(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) and (Player3) about the dangers of playing with a fishing hook, but they disobey [typeB1]. (Player2) then get(s/s/s/s/2) whisked away by a hook, followed by (Player3), who tr(ies/ies/ies/ies/y3) to run away, humiliating [typeD3] in front of the tributes. It turns out (Player1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) ordered (Player4) to hook (Player2) and (Player3) to teach them a lesson, with (Player2) being nonfatally sent back to [typeC2] camp inside a can. (From 2022)

• (Player1) violently kick(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) away as [typeA1] declare(s/s//s/1), "Don't fuck with (this/this/this/this/these1) [(Player1)'s (profession/profession/profession/profession/professions1)]!" However, (Player2) survive(s/s/s/s/2) the hit. (New)

• (Player1) offer(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/1) friendly (handshake/handshake/handshake/handshake/handshakes1) and (hug/hug/hug/hug/hugs1) to (Player2) during their fight. (Player2) seemingly accept(s/s/s/s/2) them, but [typeA2] then say(s/s//s/2), "You're bat-shit insane!" (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) then suplexed, causing [typeB1] to say, "Making the mother of all omelettes here, (Player2). Can't fret over every egg". (New. Nonfatal)

Edited by Billy5545 on Mar 3rd 2023 at 8:11:00 PM

Gatos

Tribute 1: Sunny◊ (Neko Atsume, it/its, non-sapient)

Tribute 2: Ninja Cat◊ (The Battle Cats, she/her, safe?)

Nominate the last set of Celeste tributes this season

Oshiro◊ (Nickname:Mr. Oshiro)(M, safe)

The Seeker◊ (It/Its, non-sapient)

Also, I'll plan to nominate the group of my past tributes for my 100th season anniversary, but since this one isn't actually my 100th due to missed out some HoF seasons (which only 5 seasons left), I'll nominate them in the future season, likely S269

Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 1st 2023 at 11:38:42 PM

• Cadence◊ from Club Penguin. First tribute I'm nominating again (outside of Battle Royale) for the sake of the theme, but also because of the disappointment I had last time.
• Princess Cadance◊, my last unqualified reserve.

Both female and safe. International Women Day is soon, so I'm nominating only female tributes two seasons in a row.

• George Wilson◊
  • Source: The Great Gatsby
  • Gender: M
  • Status: Safe, age isn't stated to my knowledge but he's an adult who's probably around Myrtle Wilson's age.
• Pammy Buchanan◊
  • Source: The Great Gatsby
  • Gender: F
  • Status: Red, 3-year-old

Rayo's Number◊ - Real Life (mathematics), it/its, inanimate/safe

All Kirby Super Star Ultra Helpers◊ - Kirby Super Star Ultra (obviously), they plural, safe. Can be shortened to "All KSSU Helpers" if the name is too long. Contains the individual characters Knuckle Joe, Parasol Waddle Dee, Chilly, Blade Knight, Simirror, Sir Kibble, Plasma Wisp, Waddle Doo, Poppy Bros. Jr., Gim, Birdon, Bio Spark, Bonkers, Burning Leo, Capsule J-2, Bugzzy, TAC, Wheelie, Rocky and Sword Knight

Similar to what I nominated in the last season because that worked out well.

EDIT: Cropped out some UI and fixed aspect ratio of the "All Kirby Super Star Ultra Helpers" image

Edited by computerfan0 on Mar 1st 2023 at 5:04:10 PM

• The letter W◊ (it/its; safe (inanimate object))
• Shiny Bombirdier◊ (she/her; safe)

Benoit Blanc◊ and Sherlock Holmes◊

Have ye another couple of linked Food Fantasy characters:

• Escargot◊ (male, teenager)
• Foie Gras◊ (female, young adult)

TEAM RED 40:

• John Marston◊ (Red Dead series) (he/him, safe)
• Virtual Boy◊ (Virtual Boy) (it, non-sapient)

Edited by Mk_97 on Mar 1st 2023 at 9:23:31 AM

Golden Freddy◊ (plural they/them, black due to how weird they are, FNAF)

"Friendly" Freddy◊ (he/him, nonsapient, fanmade alter by me for FNAF)

• Q◊ (From Mike Salcedo's Alphabet, Male, Safe)

• Magcargo◊ (Any Pronouns, Safe)

Fox◊ (female and safe)

Audrey II◊ (it/its and safe since sapient)

A Magmoor

A Sheegoth

Both special cases, non-sapient aliens.

Cliffjumper◊ and Prowl◊

Both male, both safe

New Nominees

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 1st 2023 at 11:27:51 AM

Oversimplified Henry VIII◊ (Male, Safe)

Oversimplified George Washington◊ (Male, Safe)

• (Player1) (names/names/names/names/name1) a building something from a bunch of letters [typeC1] cat typed on a keyboard.◊
• (Player1) say(s/s/s/s/1) [typeA1] likes Plato. (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) "I do too; great for arts and crafts."
• (Player1) pig(s/s/s/s/1) out on pork. (TGG as it involves eating pork)
• (Player1) give(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) suntan lotion which doubles as a laxative.
• (Player1) easily answer(s/s/s/s/1) a trivia question that's supposedly hard. ^note Based on the supposed difficulty on Trivia questions on Discord
• (Player1) fail(s/s/s/s/1) to answer a trivia question that's supposedly easy. ^note Same as above
• (Player1) and (Player2) weigh fish, with both of them hoping to tip the scales in their favor.
• (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2), (Player3) and (Player4) by shoving their heads into Erlenmeyer flasks. (P1 KILLS P2 - P4)
• (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) executed by President Snow after eating (a hot dog/a hot dog/a hot dog/a hot dog/hot dogs1) out of (a toilet/a toilet/a toilet/a toilet/toilets1).
• ERLENMEYER FLASK ARENA EVENT
  • The tributes suddenly find themselves in a world full of Erlenmeyer flasks of varying sizes.
  • (Player1) escape(s/s/s/s/1) the Erlenmeyer flask world.
  • (Player1) get(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] head stuck inside (an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/Erlenmeyer flasks1) and suffocate(s/s/s/s/1).
  • (Player1) shatter(s/s/s/s/1) (an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/an Erlenmeyer flask/Erlenmeyer flasks1) and stab(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to death with the jagged edges of it.
  • (Player1) fall(s/s/s/s/1) into a giant Erlenmeyer flask and get(s/s/s/s/1) trapped in there forever.
  • (Player1) fall(s/s/s/s/1) into a giant Erlenmeyer flask filled with very corrosive acid.
  • (Player1) mix(es/es/es/es/1) liquids from different Erlenmeyer flasks together, which creates an explosive compound that blow(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1] up.

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Mar 3rd 2023 at 2:44:32 PM

My tributes today will be from The Ren & Stimpy Show:

Ren Hoek◊

Stimpson "Stimpy" J. Cat◊

Both are male and should be safe - not implied to be overly intelligent, but highly anthropomorphized and implied to be adult.

Edited by PointMaid on Mar 1st 2023 at 10:04:14 AM

• Eris◊ (Legends of Chima, female, Presumed to be roughly Laval's age, therefore light-green)

• Cynthia Moore◊ (Great Pretender. female, safe)

Some events:

(Player1) slic(es/es/es/es/e1) a volcano in half with (a/a/a/a/1) giant swor(d/d/d/d/ds). [Nonfatal]

(Player1) slic(es/es/es/es/e1) a volcano in half with (a/a/a/a/1) giant... fish? [Nonfatal]

(Player1) feel(s/s/s/s/1) an evil presence watching over [typeB1]. [Nonfatal]

(Player1) attempt(s/s/s/s/1) to hit (Player2) with a beam attack, but miss(es/es/es/es/1). (Player2) takes the opportunity to shoot (Player1), sending [typeB1] directly to the afterlife. [Fatal to P1]

Mistral◊ (Death Pic◊) and Serial Designation J◊ (Death Pic◊)

Both are female and safe.

Edited by PlasmaMan2000 on Mar 1st 2023 at 10:30:42 AM