Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Rockruff
- (Player1) makes (Player2) cry salty tears.
- (Player1) starts a blog focused solely on drawing (Player2) everyday.
- (Player1) shows (Player2) a violent image and yells, "GET SCARED! GET SCARED! GET SCARED!"
- (Player1) thinks (he/she1) and (Player2) can be evil, as a treat.
- (Player1) gives (Player2) a gift and says, "Here. Why don't you take this? It's a shower!"
- (Player1) dies, but gets up for a bit to make sure that people are crying at (his/her1) funeral.
- When (Player1) is drowning and (Player2) comes to save (him/her1), (Player1) swims downwards. (Player1 dies)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (Player3) has been very very bad, and (Player2) cuts (Player3) open.
- (Player1) tells (Player2), "You do not spark joy. Goodbye." and shoots (him/her2).
Not an evil Thievul
- (Player1) asks (Player2): "(Player2), when can I leave to be out on my ohhhwn? I've got a whole worrrrld to see!"
- (Player1) has a dream where (he/she1) goes through a mirror in (his/her1) camp and enters a surreal, topsy-turvy version of it.
- (Player1) shrinks to the size of a mouse in a surreal way after eating a walnut. (Also Feast)
- Here's a (Player1), there's a (Player1), and another little (Player1), fuzzy (Player1), funny (Player1), (Player1) (Player1) (Player2). (Bloodbath)note
- (Player1) and (Player2) give the above/below event Two Thumbs Up. (2x above and below)
- (Player1) and (Player2) give the above/below event Two Thumbs Down. (2x above and below)
- (Player1) gives the above/below event Two Thumbs Up, but (Player2) gives it Two Thumbs Down. (2x above and below)
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Main: Lawjet Valentine
◊ (they/them, safe)
Reserve: Gimmighoul
◊ (genderless Pokemon, safe)
Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty
(Player1) kills (himself/herself1) after accidentally killing a cute animal. (fatal, P1 dies)
(Player1) frantically runs away from (Player2) as the latter stalks (him/her1), creepily whistling. (Also Bloodbath and Feast)
(Player1) suffers a panic attack. (Player2) helps (him/her1) out of it.
(Player1) shouts "THE END IS COMING!!" Nothing happens.
(Player1) shouts "THE END IS COMING!!". (He/She1) then screams "I KNEW IT!!" as (he/she1) is suddenly engulfed in flames. (fatal, P1 dies)
(Player1) shouts "THE END IS COMING!!" (He/She1) screams "I KNEW IT!!" as (he/she1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6) die. (fatal, P1, P2, P3, P4, P5, P6 die)
Edited by Scipion3 on Jan 12th 2023 at 1:05:54 PM
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
All based on attacks from River City Girls:
- (Player1) eats a burger with enough force to knock (Player2) backwards.
- As (Player1) approaches (Player2) from behind, (Player2) attacks (him/her1) by combing (his/her2) hair.
- (Player1) dabs so hard (Player2) is knocked over.
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~Owen 23 , after a short discussion on Discord, we've agreed that you were already correct when you flagged Snoopy as safe since he's capable of human-level thinking despite being nonverbal, so you can revert his flag.
Anyway, 8 spots left! Kablam or BackSet might host if he has the time, but who's gonna run?
EDIT: Billy will run.
- An Estus Flask chugs too much (Player1)'s blood and gets VAC Banned for it. (CD5916, CN5962; was mistakenly set as nonfatal)
- A steel chair picks up (Player1) and beats (Player2) to death with (him/her1). (CFD2908, CFN2923; P1 should also die like in the Regular Save version)
- (Player1)'s on the edge of greatness, turning darkness to light. He's right beside (Player2), ready to fight! They're gonna win in the end! (B352, should be "(He/She1)'s)
- (Player1) slaughers an entire hound pack with only a spear. (D13493, N13671; should be "slaughters")
- (Player1) bludgeons (Player2) to death with a dragon tooth. (FD1165, FN1163; should be "the Dragon's Tooth Club" to clarify that it's a specific weapon)
- As everyone blames themselves for (Player1) dying, (Player2) sarcastically says: "Look, if it makes you feel better, you ALL killed (him/her1), okay?" (FD6943, FN6997; P1 is supposed to die instead of P2)
- After (Player1) kills (Player2), (Player3) yells, "Bad (Player1)!" then whispers to (him/her1), "Good (Player1)." ([=FD6950, duped in Day, missing at Night)
- (Player1) trips, fall on the ground, and somehow dies. (FD6972, FN7025; should be "falls to")
- (Player1) gets gunned down by Peacekeepers. Just before (he/she1) dies, one of them removes their helmet to reveal that it's (Player2), shocking (him/her1).
- (Player1) steals the Bloodbath horn and blows it near (Player2), deafening (him/her2). (Bloodbath-only)
- (Player1) gets bitten by a flea and turns into a half-flea being.
- (Player1) gains shapeshifting powers... but can only turn into shapes.◊
- (Player1) makes a presentation on youth in Asia, but (Player2) needed a presentation on euthanasia instead.
- (Player1) makes a presentation on euthanasia, but (Player2) needed a presentation on youth in Asia instead.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) not to tell on (him/her1) about (his/her1) crimes.
- (Player1) tells (Player2) not to tell on (him/her1) about (his/her1) crimes, but (Player2) tells on (him/her1) to (Player3).
- (Player1) makes a prosthetic arm, puts fake blood on it, and leaves it out in the open before leaving. (Player2) sees it and freaks out.
- (Player1) sets (Player2) on fire, but (Player3) splashes water on (him/her2), saving (him/her2).
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 12th 2023 at 10:15:02 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Philip
Gordon Freeman
◊ and reserved G-Man
◊ both male and safe.
Edited by This on Jan 12th 2023 at 7:32:04 AM
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
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Nominations have been closed. Stay tuned for the reserves!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
What, me worry?
The following reserves have made it in:
1. Shinsuke Nakamura - Ichigo Montoya
2. Blaine Crockett and Paul Carter - Matthew L Mayfield
3. Lord Shen - Scipion 3
4. Supa Hot Fire - Argo The Blank
5. Spencer Shay - Warmaster23rat
6. Grenade Man - The Meme Man
7. Gimmighoul - Zanreo
Oh hey, Shinsuke made it in. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
What, me worry?
My reserve has been switched out
Amitie in her pajamas
Collector of Worlds
I take it Plankton was too short.
I will claim what is rightfully mine, and rebuild the Kryptonian Empire.
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Go tell that to Ridley, who used to be "too big" for Smash. 
"Can you see what I see?"
Overpowered events(10)(Let me know if they're too absurd, okay?)
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by blowing up the moon.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by creating a new moon.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by blowing up a planet.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by creating a planet.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by blowing up a star light years away.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by creating a star.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by blowing up a galaxy.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by creating a galaxy.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by destroying another universe.
- (Player1) showcases (his/her1) powers by creating a new universe.
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There's no limit as to how "absurd" an event can be as long as it's not breaking the event rules. The only reason I challenged the Russian Reversals in my event dump was that they were too confusing, to the point that who dies in them was inconsistent between the Regular and Clean Saves.
Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty
Oh careful now, I might nominate the big guy again someday...
Edited by Scipion3 on Jan 12th 2023 at 8:22:24 PM
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."
An eagle
Oof, my reserve didn't make it in once again
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
What, me worry?
Event suggestions are now closed
What, me worry?
We talked about your events and think they might be snowcloney, but it was decided we can have a maximum of three. What three do you want to keep?
I think it could be blowing up a planet, creating a planet, and creating an universe. Is that okay?
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Alright, they've been added, and Billy was running earlier this morning, but he has a family event to attend to, so Faith will be backup.
EDIT: Faith has sent the screens and save to BackSet!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 15th 2023 at 11:50:44 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
You Could Use some Imagination
THE HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR
REBOOT SEASON 255 featuring your host, the greatest hero ever, Guise◊!
Voiced by the fantastic Joe Zieja.
Hey everyone, Guise here. You’re probably wondering how I'm still alive after dying in the last season. Well it's simple, I'm immortal. So long as some dweeb keeps writing me, I can never die!
Now, I could talk about myself all day but the people who run this joint said they’d kick me out if I didn't get to the point so let's get right into it! Time to watch all these weirdos, who aren’t anywhere near as cool as me, try to survive this cold hearted battle to the death!
The Reaping!
Man, look at all these losers. Apparently I'm supposed to introduce them but come on you can just click the links. Let's just skip to the fun part!
The Bloodbath!
Ooh, looks like we’re starting off strong with some dramatic betrayal!
Hey, I had a dream about lions too and I didn't meet any! No fair!
I had a friend who protected me once… dammit, now you’re getting me sentimental! I'm supposed to be the cold-hearted yet funny host who treats killing like a sporting event!
Oh wow. That girl is scary. I wish I could grin like that but unfortunately I’ve got no mouth.
Sounds like my ideal night. But replace drink with Bananas.
You know, you’d think a robot would be smarter. I’d definitely never fall for a dumb trick like that.
And Guise from the Guise May Smile series.
I don’t believe you.
Woah, hold on a minute, let's keep things PG-13 here.
Brutal!
Huh, logical thinking. Didn't expect that. (What do you mean I'm being hypocritical?)
Wait, they killed what? That's a bit weird even for me. And I fight a guy with a cue ball for a head!
Another cup game, another loss.
Always knew that kid was a murderer.
Three more show some basic logical faculties. Though I'm not sure I have much faith in the guy running backwards.
Well now he's just every early 2000s movie/game reviewer. Shame, I actually liked his content, though his review of my game was terrible.
Looks like that thermos is gonna need a lawyer. Shame it ate the only one.
A castle inside a room? Is this, like, roomception?
Huh, usually Gordon Freeman runs towards danger.
No! How could you do this! Truly this is the worst fate known to man!
Context? Who needs that? It's not even about me!
Wow… that was actually kind of depressing.
Doesn't Kirby usually run towards danger, too?
Grenade Man! Grenade Man! Does whatever a Grenade can! Wait, am I gonna get sued for this?
He’s got the whole woooooorld to see! Wait, wrong Pinnichio. This is the good one.
Me as a kid on my way to school.
How does he run without legs?
“Whoever destroys this Cornucopia first wins 10,000,000,000 dollars!” is my favorite Mr. Beast video.
Day 1
I dunno, I think Grenade Man looks pretty similar to that cat.
Looks like a homing shot! Careful Elastigirl!
Not more than mine!
Finally! The missing Waifu shall be mine! What? Genshin won the Game Awards for a reason.
Those are some skewed priorities. Not at all something I would do.
Oh no! All of our texts!
Is this legal?
What did I say about keeping this PG-13!
Guess the Mike ability came in handy.
Isn’t she already Japanese?
A futile effort. Philosophers have been debating the meaning of pudding since the Dawn of time.
Sounds like the time I ate a banana that blew up my house.
Oh so that's why my seat exploded last time I visited a Church. I'm banned forever now.
Oh no! My bones!
“Whoever can kill me with a fork fastest wins 1,000,000,000,000 dollars!”
RIP Mr. Beast.
Aw man, I was hoping to see Chris Pratt stomping… Koopas.
Hey! I was going to drink some of that!
Something, something, Cheese Touch. Come on guys give me better material here!
[off key] Country roads take me home!
And that’s the end of day 1. They guys in charge say I have to “honor” these schmucks or something. So here’s a list of dead people
. They’ll be remembered, I guess.
Hank, Supa Hot Fire, Green Iguana, Inez Cortana, The Boyfriend, Spencer Shay, The Wolf, Athena Cykes, Spoink, Mr Beast
- Weavile (1): Hank
- Gatsby (1): Supa Hot Fire
- T-01-68 (4): Green Iguana, Inez Cortana, The Boyfriend, Spenser Shay
- Elastigirl (1): The Wolf
- Robcina (1): Mr Beast
Edited by BackSet1 on Jan 15th 2023 at 6:59:38 AM
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
It seems the joke is dead. Ah well.
That being said, these may be subject to change depending on what reserves get picked.
Non-Fatal
(Player1) sings all of the numbers above zero.
(Player1)’s nominator, you still owe the runner five of their currency, you BUM!
(Player1)’s nominator, you still owe the host five of their currency, you BUM!
(Player1)’s nominator, you still owe (Player2)’s nominator five of their currency, you BUM!
(Player1) steps in a puddle. (He/She1) is relieved that it’s not an acid puddle, only for (his/her1) foot to melt because it is one. ZOO WEE MAMA!
Fatal
(Player1) shouts "No! No!" in German as (Player2) temporarily grows an extra arm and shoots (Player3) with a blunderbuss. (P2 kills P3)
(Player1) fires a laser at (Player2) and misses, but the shot causes the entire building they are in to explode.
Edited by JankyKong on Jan 12th 2023 at 2:15:53 PM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?