Hunger Games Simulator

Beware the Silly Ones, indeed. I thought I learned that lesson when I watched Discord's debut episodes.

edited 2nd Jun '18 4:51:28 PM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

Aw man I want a plush of a grocery store too

Oy!

Battle Music

• Power Plant - Avalanche

The League of Heroes

What the.....Trixie?!

Drama! Romance! Bloodshed! Knock 'em dead, darling~

Night 1

I may not have been made corporeal, but... thanks anyway. Not sure if I'm gonna try out your food, though.

Come on, Sniper. Your dreams are not worth following. ... You're gonna prove us wrong, huh?

Well, uh... that's the spirit! We're gonna make it out someday!

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Day 2

I've seen this before! Now stop fidgeting and get back to our lecture! That also means you, Tigger.

What the...? (nosebleeds) Somehow I can't speak the same language as you! Whyyyy?!

WHEEEEEEEEEEE— oof!

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Also, it's the ground that got Road Roller'd, not the entire planet, so everyone's fighting each other while swimming or in makeshift boats!

edited 2nd Jun '18 6:33:39 PM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Kazuichi/Fuyuhiko/Trogdor? Does that mean that Kuzusouda is technically canon?

I would so watch that cartoon with Bit, Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko, even if Earth was the one who somehow made it...

HOLY SHIT, YES! MY OTPS HAVE INTERACTED! Seems they aren’t getting along very well, though, seeing as Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko are mocking Eijirou and Katsuki for bearing the MHA Hero Curse...

Katsuki: Just you wait! Kirishima and I are gonna kill you fuckers and break this damn curse faster than you can say “out with a bang”!

Kazuichi: I-I’m not so sure this was a good idea, man... *hides behind Fuyuhiko*

Sorry I'm late. I was asleep for a bit.

Reaping:

"You again, huh?"

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. *sighs* Let's just get this over with."

"Let's get this party started!" *TKLS and FKLS stare at EKLS with derision*

Bloodbath:

Screw This, I'm Outta Here, tributes.

"I guess it wouldn’t hurt to take a page out of her book… I would’ve liked to have grabbed more, though; sure, I’ve done Archery, but I’m the weakest in my family."

*takes backpack and runs away, and looks at it after getting to a safe distance* "Crap. There’s nothing in there."

Day 1:

"I would’ve liked to play Monopoly…"

"If only cranes like that would’ve flown that way."

"You have to give credit where it's due; he knew his way around that island…"

Night 1:

"No, my neck just bends like that, now. I’m fine."

"We’re not good demotivational speakers, are we?"

"I feel more optimistic about my chances, now."

Day 2:

"Tigger, it would be a whole lot easier if you just stood still."

"I would’ve had better luck speaking Italian or Japanese to him…"

"Oh, cock." *GUT WRENCH SCREAM*

edited 2nd Jun '18 7:55:26 PM by KLS2097

"Good evening."

Night 1:

Thanks, even though I didn't really need it.

Just give up, mate. It'll be easier. ...Guess that was a challenge, eh?

Uh, thanks for the motivation...?

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Day 2:

And that's why you should never turn your back on your opponents! ...And don't think I didn't notice you guys fidgeting just now. Listen to what we're saying, okay?

Didn't know speaking a language badly could make your frickin' nose bleed...

Hey, this looks fun. (A few minutes later...) This thing's gonna go flying any sec- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Obligatory Rolla Roda Da joke here.)

The hero of the wind.

Night 2◊:

• Daegon's poor husbandry skills prove to be his undoing
• Apparently Apollo is a big Tenacious D fan.
• Scaramouche plays the pipes for Daegon's funeral
• Pilate draws from Taco Badger's past tributes to destroy the entire Hundred Acre Woods.
• Everything does nothing and allows Quiet to fall in the process.
• The Plaguebearer is apparently one hell of a storyteller.
• Dwight/Piazza
• Eijirou and Katsuki didn't get to see Aurora Borealis, but still got a vivid astrological phenomenon
• Sniper wills away Reptar. Valve REALLY should nerf him

Day 3◊:

• Green Sun/Tenacious D has also been sunk.
• And now the tributes past have a powerful gun.
• The Sniper no longer has to live in a camper van
• Bit has witnessed the Cargo Ship and tries to force another one.
• Meta Knight technically scores a double kill, but Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko only count as one.
• Memorial markers now have corporate sponsorship.
• Quiet hands Ultimecia a crushing defeat.
• Actually, it turns out the Plaguebearer is telling those stories only because he's a goddamn plagiarist.
• Bronya failed to prevent mosquitoes in such hot, humid conditions

Deaths◊: Daegon, Hundred Acre Wood citizens, Reptar, Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko, Ultimecia, Bronya Zaychik

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)

Night 2

Hehehe let's just make her fall down quietly. (sidesteps)

...I don't think I like this song!

Brb gonna play Undertale again bye!!! Oh great, how do I play this non-Nintendo console?!

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Day 3

Now give us those guns and we promise we won't kill you again. ... Can't believe he fell for it!

Waaaaat how is that even possible?!?!

Think you can solve this lovingly crafted puzzle inspired by a certain spaghetti-lovin' skeleton? ... Wow, that fast?

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Derpy suffered a midlife crisis?! Mama Bear!Derpy confirmed!

edited 3rd Jun '18 1:41:53 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Just as I feared, Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko died in this update - just not to Eijirou and Katsuki, thankfully. Makes their taunting blues song to them kind of poetic... nonetheless, Fuyuhiko’s still a Butt-Monkey. *sigh*

And Eijirou and Katsuki are forced to kiss a car? What!? Would’ve been funnier if it was Kazuichi and Fuyuhiko who had to do that, since Kazuichi/Car is a semi-popular Crack Ship in the Danganronpa fandom.

edited 3rd Jun '18 1:38:34 AM by Psychedelicate

Night 1: Thanks, I guess?

Day 2: oh shit oh shit oh sh-

Night 2: Wait, how do I use this controller again? I am not exactly too great at console games.

Day 3: So... How smart is this guy again?

Also, sorry Psyche.

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"

Night 2

(starts playing God of War)

"Okay, never really heard of this song before."

"Sorry, Quiet! I would've caught ya, but these peeps wouldn't let me!"

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Day 3

"Y'know, for such a merciless Blood Knight, Lanius is actually pretty good at puzzles. Who knew?"

"Now this is what I call a gun."

"...How?"

Night 2

“This is like the time when K.I.T.T. just decided to let the army of Homuras tumble, but flipped on the head.”

“No, I don’t want to play a game.”

“Next stop, WWE2K18.”

Day 3

“I once saw you and Mozart smoke weed.”

“You mean there’s a clone of me? I wonder what his personality would be…”

“Well, this isn’t the first time I was on the receiving end of giving someone a puzzle.”

edited 3rd Jun '18 3:26:01 AM by KLS2097

"Good evening."

Bronya, no. You've survived destroying your brain.Yet, malaria severely fucked you up to the point of death.

Sigh

edited 3rd Jun '18 4:45:49 AM by Eredars

"At first, I was like "hmmm, yeah, buff choccy bunny." But bro: I don't think it's a joke anymore..."

And no-one commented on this?

...

I did... as Everything!9k1.

I think he just woke up.

edited 3rd Jun '18 8:05:32 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Wow, Graf is.... doing things REALLY slow.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

the entire universe encapsulated by one dragon.

...but he was still TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Night 2:

Heh, sucker.

Can't say I've ever heard this one before.

Final Fantasy XV, here I come!

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Day 3:

Knowing the nature of these games, if we get any kills this season, I'm willing to bet they won't be with a gun.

Thinking about that gives me a headache...

This guy's puzzle-solving skills are on point today.

Night 3◊

• The Sovereign is fated to defeat everything? Oh crap...
• Rock Satan has REALLY pleased the Gods of Rock
• Ever since the air decided to drive, Trogdor can't burninate anymore
• Bit's pretty bad with names.
• Surely a governor like Pontius Pilate would pay attention to what's ahead of him.
• We make delicious sausages out of the Storm King
• Scaramouche is a filthy hacker, and somehow gets away with it.

Day 4◊:

• Bit catches wind of the Plaguebearer's plagiarism and confronts him. And yet again the Plagiarist bastard got away, killing Bit in the process.
• Of course a psychopath would love a fight featuring these two.
• The Air finds the GPS device most helpful
• We all got Scabies from some time back? Well that stinks...
• ... well, so long as the implosion is rocking...

Deaths◊: Trogdor, Pontius Pilate, The Storm King, Bit, Tenacious D

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 410/1089 (37.65%)

RIP Bit

And really amused by Air lately x3

"Leftover items still have value!"

Night 3

Sovereign's gonna kill us all?! OH NOOOOOOO!!!

I can't believe I'm killing an MLP villain this way! Not sure if this is worse than being turned into stone and shattered, though.

Zzz... (doesn't realize that she's getting weaker)

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Day 4

Gee, thanks. You should go clean yourself off those mites.

ALL OUT SOUL ATTACK HERE WE GO!!! ... Team up? With all of us? Let's think about it first...

Time to go make this forum a better place. (type-a type-a type-a...)

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And Derpy, you're not a unicorn! You can't do that!

And since E V E R Y T H I N G includes this very thread, is it basically typing itself out?

And plagiarism? Don't you mean plagueiarism? (rimshot)

edited 3rd Jun '18 9:15:03 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

I'd like a Storm King-sized hot dog, please.

(sigh)

Somepony (or someone) probably uses their magic to temporarily turn Derpy into an alicorn. Thanks M.A. Larson HGS!

There are worse meat than the Storm King's. Believe me, I tried something that bad once, and You Do NOT Want To Know what it was or how it tasted.

edited 3rd Jun '18 10:02:11 AM by dave_the_assassin

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."