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Sometimes I feel the same way with my Commander. He's... Well, stubborn is one thing, but I kinda get the feeling that he has a death wish. There was this one time when he insisted on doing a solo infiltration with two broken ribs and a concussion. Said that a direct assault risks too many casualties. We tried to talk him out of it, even threatened to report this to his supervisor, but he didn't even budge. GSh ended up spiking his morphine drip with anesthetics. I guess we were super lucky that he forgot about the whole thing after he woke up. This was early in his career, mind you. I'm glad to say that he's softened up since then.

Huh. That got me thinking. How would you deal with someone like him?

Let him carry on as he goes! Good way to get yourself promoted, kid.

Threaten to eat him if he doesn't stop. If that fails, bang him over the head when he isn't looking.

Train him to fight beside you. If he dies, it's on his head.

...Can't really say much on this, but I advise you report him to his boss if he does it again. If that fai- Oh God no.

Hit him with a dose o' the M-Virus! If it works, he'll fight beside you, if not, he's no longer a proble- ERK!

Shut. Your. Gob.

Ignore Ahuiztol, please. Worst way of resolving a dispute?

Oi, let me talk: Ever felt like you're the weakling of the family?

I mean, probably. It's hard for me not to lash out on my mother when she screws with my family or plans to kill those I love right in front of me. So I make sure she stays away from Equestria so I don't unleash my inner lion.

Oh, really? So you do have a violent nature!

GET THE F--!

Has your crush ever been to space?

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 9th 2020 at 9:27:09 AM

"You mean O-Octavia Melody? I'm not sure- probably not, I'm guessing."

"Have you ever caught a good guy, like uh, like a real superhero?"

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 6th 2020 at 11:09:09 AM

Heh, I get that reference. Too bad this isn't a comic book and there aren't any super heroes here to save us, though.

Ye wanna get stoned and play Rockband?

"Depends, got any catnip?" ... You can't tell whether she's joking or serious.

"... You ever wonder how things might have gone if one particular thing had been different early in your life?"

"Yeah. I do wonder what would've happened if I never left Great Bridle. I would probably be in a literally much darker place. Had those Mane Six and the CMC not come along, I probably wouldn't be here right now."

"Have you ever witnessed a Traumatic Superpower Awakening?"

No, why would I have superpowers?

Are you a fan of Eli Ayase, like I am?

"Who's Eli Ayase?"

"Hiii! Do you like cake?"

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 7th 2020 at 9:02:02 PM

I like chocolate cake!

Who do you look up to the most? For me, it's Twilight, and I can't wait to have friendship lessons with her!

-Who Nemo looks up to the most? That's... something he's not really sure about...-

-That's... someone he's fond of...? He thinks?-

"...Concettina... She is very considerate..."

-Nemo's eyes are empty, and he gazes to TNA.-

-He can't help but wonder...-

"...Have you ever stolen anything...?"

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 7th 2020 at 8:49:14 AM

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...The only thing I've stolen are the hearts of many-a-ponies!

-Giggles and winks-

Hmm... Octavia Melody, I suppose! She's pretty much my idol. I wish to be as elegant as her, one day!

-Neighs dreamily-

Have you confessed to your crush, yet?

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 7th 2020 at 2:55:37 PM

Wha- What crush?! I don't have a crush! No, that bastard of a Commander doesn't count!

-Clears throat- Right. With that out of the way... How would you confess to your crush? Theoretically, of course.

Weeeell, I'd get somewhere nice and comfortable, take a swig of whiskey if necessary, and tell 'im to their face!

I don't like to get too sappy.

Anyway, how far can you toss heavy stuff?

“Hmmm... I'm not really sure, I mean... I'm kinda weak, physically, so not very far... i-if I use my ink I get pretty powerful though, so... with my ink, good few... hundred metres, my size? Full force? No ink, um... like... f-four inches... or on my foot, actually...”

I'd say it would be when I was forced to lie about Winona blowing up the kitchen when really, I did the deed. And I didn't even want to lie about her. My punishment after the Apple family put two and two together? I had to do all of Big Mac's chores without any Time Lord gadgets or magic for two weeks. (I was a unicorn then, but I regenerated on New Year's Eve of last year, in 2018.) Note to self: never take any advice from a talking orange.

The most embarrassing thing that happened to someone other than you?

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 9th 2020 at 9:23:15 AM

While celebrating my cute-ceñera at Party Country, somepony accidentally inserted their soul into the arcade machine instead of a bit!!

I mean, it wasn't that bad of an experience for them, in fact they enjoyed it. But come on. An arcade machine that clearly has several warnings on it about the danger of said game while it leaks out hyper-realistic blood from the vent? So, obviously evil.

Ever been trapped in cyberspace before?

-Nemo's blank expression doesn't change.-

"...What is 'cyberspace'...? I've never heard of it..."

-So, uh... the answer seems to be 'no'.-

-Nemo's visible eye is empty, staring straight into your soul...-

"...Have you found yourself fleeing...?"

-Fleeing from something terrible... Whether it be their past, their enemies, or what have you...-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jan 8th 2020 at 12:54:28 PM

“...Yeah. I mean, I'm running from something... just not literally. It's like... there's a part of me that I just don't want to exist. That I'm afraid will... just hurt people, mock them, make things worse. And... it's only me, at the end of it all. But yeah. I don't want it... me, to exist, so I guess I am running.”

"It really depends on the country that I'm at war with. Though it mostly boils down to bring peace to both of my families.

"Has any close to you died because of your choices?

No, but I nearly got a bunch of elderly superheroes and super-villains killed by lying about them. Ventie Rule number 1: Dishonesty will always have negative consequences. Unless if you're the Doctor.

What's a popular movie that you hate, but everyone else likes/loves?

Edited by ProfVentie on Jan 9th 2020 at 9:28:08 AM

Mad Max. I don't hate it per se, I just dislike it. My mum agrees as well, but everyone else that I know enjoys the film.

H-have you ever encountered a dragon before?

OOCThank you for letting me employ my favourite Running Gag of the series

The fucken Big Lebowski, mate. What even was that? Everybody raves about it but honestly - I mean it's always fucken "the dude" this and "the dude" that and I mean I respect the Coen Brothers as filmmakers but they've made so many much better films, ye know? Miller's Crossing was fabulous, for example, but the ending to Lebowski...[Known Motor Mouth Proinsias Cassidy precedes to go on about how much he hates The Big Lebowski for the next half an hour, by which time absolutely no one is listening]

Once, but that might've been cause I took a lot of acid

Ye know what's a good movie, though? Lord of the Rings. Ever seen that?

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 10th 2020 at 2:53:40 AM

“I watched... one, I think? It was a bit too... well, big for me. My brother likes them, though. But I like films like Amélie... I don't really understand fantasy stuff as much...”

Heh, I already have my personal symbol. This is the very thing that my cutie mark is telling me!◊

Have you ever been to space before?

Edited by KingOfStickers on Jan 9th 2020 at 6:25:59 PM