What would happen if the next troper...

I'd look for hidden cameras and wires because I don't believe in demonic possessions.

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....found out they were a cryomancer?

Help me. I can't get it out of my head.

ICE BABY ICE!

Tho that also means, I'll have lots of fun in Winter as well.

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...Became a Plant Person?

Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."

Oh hey! I can make a lot of money in tree farms or maybe grow crops to feed the desert regions? The possibilities are endless.

TNP could borrow the skills of anyone they choose and permanently keep them if both parties are consensual.

"I just need one of you to come here to give your life to the sun god. It will be for the monkey city's glory."

I don't really know... It seems like a big responsibility, but i'll do something.

...ran into an angry cassowary?

Probably back away and if it started chasing i'd run away and throw stuff in random directions to make them change their mind and chase something else that ISN'T ME

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if tnp was dropped in the amazon rainforest with nothing but a hatchet

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Dec 13th 2021 at 1:37:04 AM

"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"

die. in 30 minutes. bites from 80 different species.

tnp is in a car going more then 260 mph

every time i die (the metalcore band) is peak

die of fright My heart is not used to handling that level of adrenaline.

tnp is given the abilty to time travel at will

Edited by Immortalartisan on Dec 13th 2021 at 1:12:12 AM

I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting

Hey, sounds pretty cool! However, I'd mostly use it as a Mundane Utility, a lot of the time to correct minor mistakes I made. However, I'd also have no problem using it to fuck with others...

TNP won the lottery twice.

Edited by kaiida on Dec 14th 2021 at 2:04:41 AM

Cool. Gonna go on vacation, then buy a new house and car!

TNP just found a Good Guy doll

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

I dunno jack about Child's Play to think of anything more sensible to do than burn it to a crisp in a ditch and burying it.

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...had the opportunity to bond with a symbiote? ^note (50/50 chance that (a) it's incompatible and fatally consumes your organs or (b) it bonds successfully and you get superpowers along with a voice in your head and possible Horror Hunger.)

Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-

Neither option sounds great to me. A 50% chance of dying gruesomely is too high, and even if I did get superpowers, gaining Horror Hunger is, in my opinion, even worse.

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TNP wakes up one day and realizes that they can only talk by singing.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 20th 2022 at 11:37:56 AM

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

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No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

🎵Well...it would definitely start off annoying, but maybe over time the singing I'd start enjoying.🎵

TNP just fell into a past version of Sinnoh through a space-time rift.

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."

I would love to be able to explore the Pokémon universe, especially in the past without many of the complications of modern life. Of course, I'd like to be able to return home eventually.

TNP just experienced Mental Time Travel to ten years ago.

Edited by Bluethorn on Mar 22nd 2022 at 12:21:47 PM

A great Mascot Mook.

Well, time to relive high school. Gonna avoid making any mistakes.

....became Batman's new Robin?

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

I hang back at first and learn how things are done. Then I try to help Batman without engaging in hand to hand combat.

TNP is face to face with a world-devouring Eldritch Abomination.

"Know your place, fool."

I somehow manage to blow it up with 26 cluster bombs.

TNP asks out my avatar.

Bob is not allowed to [let us] forget the incident log.

Uh, if she was okay with it.

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TNP is in the plot of a Final Destination movie.

"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia

I'm dead.

Hopefully I get a cool death like getting split in half or something.

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...was in a tennis match?

"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"

I lose horribly. I suck at tennis.

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Became a monster?

I get killed by the military.

... found out their family converted toHollywood Satanism?

Edited by Superjohn on Jun 29th 2022 at 10:13:23 AM

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Probably die and get sacrificed to the dark lord satan cause I'm a turbo virgin

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...Was forced to drink a cup of boiling water?

"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"

I attack my tormenter who's trying to force me to drink the boiling water, and make a run for it.

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...found themselves in the plot of a Michael Bay film?

"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia

bump

"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia

I'll just have to find out who the heroes are, stick with them, and hope I don't get blown up. This could be fun.

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The next troper discovers that they have an evil twin who is trying to kidnap and replace them.

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.