Classy up a meme

You are about to have an unpleasant experience.

Edited by randomtroper89 on Dec 7th 2018 at 11:45:06 AM

Salutations one and all, I am an unfamiliar face. *Wields an eating utensil that is a combination of a spoon and a fork in a vertical manner* I am known as Katherine, but I would prefer to be referred to as The Flightless Aquatic Avian of Destruction. Oh ho ho ho... as all can observe, I am quite unpredictable. That is the very reason why I am here, in order to meet other persons with the same unpredictable characteristics as me. I am currently thirteen years of age (though I am quite mature for my age). I like to partake in viewing Zim the Invader of Earth with my female romantic companion (I am attracted to both men and women, and if one does not approve of this they should deal with reality), because it is our favorite show to watch on the television set, because of its unpredictable nature. My female romantic companion is also quite unpredictable of course, but I would enjoy congregating with other people who are unpredictable. As is the old adage, "the more the merrier". Oh ho ho ho... in conclusion, I sincerely hope to get acquainted with many people so please, send many messages in my general direction! DESTRUCTION! <—- Myself while being very unpredictable once again. Oh ho ho ho... Ta-ta for now!

With compassion and ironed batter cakes,

The Flightless Aquatic Avian of Destruction

"Extraterrestrials who invaded our humble Terra Firma had anticipated martial counteraction from its soldiers. They had not anticipated carnivorous ursine mammals."

From the famous "They Weren't Counting on Bears" Tumblr post.

Edited by burinnu on Dec 15th 2018 at 6:20:12 AM

Adolescent male human known by the moniker of "Harry", were you responsible for placing a small piece of thin wood used for writing on with your identifying symbols inscribed upon it into the large drinking mechanism filled with blazing material?!!!

Greetings. I answer to the nomenclature of Inigo Montoya. You are responsible for the untimely demise of my male parental unit. Ready yourself for imminent termination.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Dec 15th 2018 at 4:10:58 AM

Furniture designed for placing your gluteus maximus on that is composed of metal alloys.

Yes, I classied up an HGS meme, fite me.

This one-on-one plasma rapier altercation has concluded, human known by the identifying sound of Anakin! I possess the superior elevation of geography when compared to your position!

Witness your form lit by sunlight reflected from the lunar orb
Regardless of whether I try to ignore it
Every image within the realm of thought
There is a repeated light entering my visual receptors

Do you not observe my obligation, the dominion
Has taken off on foot at high speed once more
Can you not observe now, hallucinations
Directly into your brain

Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this venue previously
Farther ahead on the avenue
And I am certain that the time has come to leave
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Gracious!
Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this moment previously
Farther ahead on the rhythm
And I am aware that it is a location to traverse
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Indeed!

Witness the time to come into the time at hand
Observe my former years depart for the horizon
Attempt to predict the current happenings
And the orchestra commences their performance

Do you not observe my obligation, the dominion
Has taken off on foot at high speed once more
Can you not observe now, hallucinations
Directly into your brain

Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this venue previously
Farther ahead on the avenue
And I am certain that the time has come to leave
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Gracious!
Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this moment previously
Farther ahead on the rhythm
And I am aware that it is a location to traverse
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Indeed!

Witness your form lit by sunlight reflected from the lunar orb
Regardless of whether I try to ignore it
Every image within the realm of thought
There is a repeated light entering my visual receptors

Do you not observe my predicament, the fantasy
Has taken off on foot at high speed once more
Can you not observe now, hallucinations
Directly into your brain

Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this venue previously
Farther ahead on the avenue
And I am certain that the time has come to leave
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Gracious!
Unexpected familiarity!
I've simply encountered this moment previously
Farther ahead on the rhythm
And I am aware that it is a location to traverse
Signaling to you, and the pursuit is a riddle
Upright on my weight-bearing leg bones
It's incredibly difficult when I attempt to be myself
Indeed!

"Déja Vu" from Initial D.

Edited by burinnu on Dec 17th 2018 at 9:40:17 AM

TO BRING TO THE PUBLIC CONSCIOUS: If a person such as yourself or a familial relation has been explained to by a licensed medical professional that they are currently experiencing a cancerous malady of the human respiratory system otherwise known as "mesothelioma", you the patient could potentially be eligible to be bequeathed a reimbursement of finances.

Rumor has it that a certain infamous anti-trans activist is making fraudulent claims of membership to a certain musical subculture... Cathy Brennan is a fake goth

Perform the action of musical vocalizations in the direction of the being known as Crabulon, who is flawless in every possible way.

The individual known as Kazuma Kiryu has at no point in his life committed an act that ended the life of another human being.
Kiryu never killed anyone

The U. A. student who can use both fire and ice powers who's from the pseudo-sequel of a certain 2015 indie RPG.

Todoroki Deltarune

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 21st 2018 at 4:28:35 AM

Disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder!
Is it not most splendid to be in the state of total liberty?
Disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder!
Because of this, we may now engage in enjoyable pasttimes!
Disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder!
Have no fear, for this occasion will never become dull.
Disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder, disorder!
I am capable of performing any sort of feat!

The sequence of our existence on Earth,
Is quite similar to a funfair,
The booths intended for play are often designed to be unwinnable, but there is nothing wrong with that
Because you still have the opportunity to engage in these pasttimes!
For you have travelled much to far to turn it down.
For what reason
Do you refuse to engage in them?
It is simply a pasttime involving arithmetical values, after all
See the arithmetical values rapidly decrease!
The arithmetical values representing your life have reached zero, your game is over!

Please accept my projectiles resembling card suits as a chance
To weave in and out of dangerous objects, or straight into them, both options are equally amusing!
A modicum of disorder, disorder, adds thrill to the universe in which we reside, So let us engage in pasttimes that will thrill most everyone!

I am simply beaming with pride just imagining what an
undeniably true sense of disorder is about to occur
Approach this area, my new companions, and I hope
You will beam with pride as well!
All of existence is simply a pasttime,
Do not pretend not to know of what I am talking,
Because I am certain that you are aware,
You simply refuse to confess the truth, that
You prefer to remain in one area and horse around
Than continue your quest to liberate this world
For if you do so, the pasttime which you are currently engaged in will also end!
Have no fear, I understand completely!
Yea, let us create the Blade of Demons!
I am in the state of being a blade now, so I bid you adieu!
It is time for your existence to come to an end!
It is time for all existence to come to an end!
Please return so that I may end your existence once more!
I am always prepared to engage in fun pasttimes!
For once you have completed your quest, The pasttime will be done!

Jevil with lyrics

I have a particular fondness for bountifully sized posterior regions and I am incapable of being dishonest about this tendency that I possess.

My serpentine of the genus Eunectes that is a sexual euphemism for my human male genitalia aggressively refuses sexual intercourse unless a human female such as yourself has a rather sizeable gluteus maximus, my dear.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 30th 2018 at 10:54:00 AM

How innocent and childlike in nature!

Is there a possibility that you, my significant other, would persist on having romantic feelings for yours truly if yours truly was lacking in epidermis?

Given the embarrassing nature of the fiction-based analogy you've just used, I strongly recommend that you peruse at least one new work of art before attempting to make another one.

Read another book!

A gentleman once informed me, that the singular planet of the solar system that supports life of which we currently reside in referred to as the Earth would presently roll me, I do not consider myself one of the most intelligent members of the species known as Homo sapiens.

This lady appeared rather unsophisticated-looking, as she used the appendages of her flesh and bones attached to the part of the human body called the hand, referred to as the finger and thumb, to create the likeness of the 12th letter of the English alphabet "L" whilst holding up said finger and thumb to the area of her skull known as the forehead.

Well, it seems that the unit of time referred to as the year consisting of approximately 12 months does not pause in its arrival and it does not pause once more, I am fed to the guidelines as I land on the ground whilst travelling at a high speed. It did not conform within the rules of logic to not continue life for enjoyment, your vital organ known as the brain grows intelligent while your cranium does not.

There is much to do in this current place and time, much to view in this current place and time, so I cannot comprehend what is inherently considered wrong about travelling to the back streets. You will not recieve knowledge if you do not perform actions, as you will not metaphorically shine per se if you do not glow.

Hello, good sir, at present it seems you are now an all-encompassing ball of gaseous matter that burns at a high temperature located in outer space, I would like to ask you to get your game on and go proceed into enjoyment!

Hello, good sir, at present it seems you are now a human professional of music of the rock genre in the career known as "rock star", I would like to ask you to put on a show in which said music is performed but in this situation is metaphorical, and to receive currency commonly used for trading goods in modern human society!

And as the phrasal saying used by the species Homo sapiens is allowed to go, all matter that vigorously refracts light is known as the rare earth metal called gold, only asteroids colliding with the upper atmosphere may break the metaphorical mould, commence rhythmical whistling noises.

All Star by Smash Mouth but it's verbose

Despite of the current housing market, this particular location allows for sufficiently affordable home-ownership to even those among us with a remarkably low and inconvenient income

You, the metahuman known as Barry Allen whom I am currently addressing, are physically incapable of containing the absence of light in a mechanism commonly used to prevent a door from opening!

You can't lock up the darkness!

What an amazing strategy you pulled off in the classic board game where you corner the king!

I have the name, appearance, and personality of the being known in your language as Gorb!

Move higher in relation to the ground and enter the divine realm while close to Gorb!

I am Gorb! Ascend with Gorb!

Your maternal figure performs fellatio within the fiery pits of the underworld!