Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

Lapis can certainly help keep you hydrated... If she doesn't just chuck the water at you.

I forgot my keys and can't back in the house, and my pie's about to burn!

Jawbreakers on sale for 99¢

Sonic could run in and get your keys and the pie.

I forgot my kid at the zoo!

Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Jan 9th 2019 at 11:52:37 AM

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character

With his jetpack John can fly over traffic and quickly make it to the Zoo to pick your kid up.

I need to bake a cake

He could disassemble the molecules of the ingredients and reform them into a cake for you.

Throwing a ball over a distance of 700 metres.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Assuming Mikoto/Trent is willing to help he'll simply send it flying into the distance with one of his finishers or with KillerOh/Dragonzord.

I need something deep fried and smothered in chocolate

Edited by VengefulBale on Feb 3rd 2019 at 10:08:45 AM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

Galaxy is the oldest of four siblings and often left in charge when her parents are busy, so she's got some decent skills in cooking.

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I need someone to keep this MacGuffin safe while I venture into enemy territory.

They can probably build something to keep it safe.

Shooting a moving target at range.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Arm Cannon activated.

Can someone babysit my neighbor's son? He's got... behavioral issues.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Don't worry. Nanoha shall cool his head a little if need-be. Otherwise, she's actually very nice and patient for those in her care.

I'd like to explore the universe and its many weird and wonderful worlds. Who can provide that with as little risk to my life as possible?

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

He can take you to The Nothingness where you can teleport to where you want.

I want to deep fry something.

Edited by HyperReal on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:17:43 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.

Looks like a job for Kawasaki (Don't expect his food to be edible tho)

I need to pass my final exams of this semester

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

He is easily smart enough to understand the material himself.

I've accidentally unleashed a jackass genie and need help restoring the world to normal after my first wish teleported part of the world to me, and I also want to use my last wish for the right kind of world peace.

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Feb 3rd 2019 at 7:48:20 PM

Sounds like a job for someone who can run back in time! Just don't be surprised if the timeline is otherwise ruined.

I need someone to join a small, elite team with me in order to help me capture or kill the Avatar after my brother failed to do so.

Trick Kirby into believing the Avatar is attempting to destroy the world and he'll help you any way he can.

I need a chauffeur that can maneuver past oncoming traffic and bullets.

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Here's a double deal: AN-94 takes the wheel, while AK-12 do 360 noscopes against hostile gunmen. You better hang on for dear life, though.

I am surrounded by crying children!

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing

Incineroar's good with kids according to its Dex entry. Just give it a minute and before you know it they'll be clamoring to pet and play with him.

Parkour running across roofs.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Diamond Mint: "Oh, dear. I've pronked across rooftops before, but... that's not quite the same thing, is it?"

minus: (proceeds to wordlessly make several people's homes into a near-impossible rooftop course, but with weird gravity twists involved; she runs it flawlessly, then reverts the changes)

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Fix the plumbing.

Edited by Nyperold on Feb 7th 2019 at 12:29:37 PM

How — and when — do you tell a philosophy it's adopted? What do you do when it wants to meet its birth adherents?

She can simply wash it all away!

I need to rob a supermarket without getting noticed

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

One blink and you're invisible.

I wanna go to the moon!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it ♪ And the annual problem of our generation is finding a good way to spend it...like maybe building a rocket.

Cooking some gourmet food.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Gideon has the best pastries of the place.

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I need to cross over the grand canyon over a rope, but I am scared of heights and will likely fail and die. Can someone help me with that?

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

Sky Song's a pegasus, so she can fly and catch you if you fall.

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I Have This Friend who's a werewolf and needs someone to stand guard while I—she locks herself up for the night.

He can place an illusion wherever you lock yourself up at to make it look like there's nothing there. Also he's a good liar if anyone comes to ask about it.

Robbing a bank.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?

Ruru can stop a bank robbery pretty well on her own. Bullets? Knives? Ha!, she's actually an android from the future.

I want to learn how to do magic. Not just slight of hand or other stage magic but actual "will upon the world/universe" kind of magic.

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

bump

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?