What would happen if the next poster's avatar...

Matara creates a portal below herself and a portal perpendicular to it, falls through the first one, promptly makes it not exist, and stands up because of the perpendicular portal.

TNA attempts to pronounce the following: “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”. Pronouncing it right summons Cthulhu. You’re screwed either way.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 11th 2018 at 11:15:22 AM

Ph... Fhh... Fhenlungwi? Nah, that's not right. Fhh...ong'luvi? ...Nope.

Licker, what are you doing?

Trying to pronounce this.

...What the hell is that?

Some kinda magical incantation, I guess. It's kinda funny-looking.

Hmph. Maybe if you take that lollipop out of your mouth you can pronounce it correctly. The first word is clearly Phngnlui!

There's an apostrophe there, MP7.

S-shut up! I know it's there! This is how they pronounce it in some parts of the world!

This continues until the two are called back to combat duty. Maybe they Cthulhu won't accept artificial beings as his worshipers? Or are their digital minds incapable of conceiving the correct sounds for the incantation?

TNA goes to a date with TNP.

Oh gosh, I don't know whether I'm getting a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

TNA goes swimming with the avatar above.

With her Voluntary Shapeshifting powers, [REDACTED] could easily pull a Shark Fin of Doom prank. But why stop there when you can convincingly pretend to be an actual sea monster? When asked where she was, she'd just respond with something like "It's classified."

Freebie!

TNA looks at SCP-096's face.

Matara waits for 096 to get close, drops him through a portal, and lets him float in hyperspace forever. Sure, it means she can’t fast travel anymore, but it also means 096 is no longer a problem.

TNA learns about the Foundation’s credit rating.

UMP45 saves this odd bit of information on a secure storage. Just in case she or her employers need a bit of extra leverage against this "Foundation" that she never heard of before.

TNA now runs a YouTube channel.

Nah, Mike Shinoda's done that one already. He's posting a lot of visuals for Post Traumatic, and right now, a video journal series on his tour.

TNA is now a merman/mermaid.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Aug 21st 2018 at 9:04:16 PM

A tail?! Jeez, as if it weren't rough enough doing jobs with legs! I was already waterproof, this isn't doin' it for me. Who ever heard of a robotic merman?

He sulks a bit. Maybe I should invest in one of those mobile water tank thingies.

The next avatar, appropriately enough, is now an android.

RD-5000 and Sweetie Bot's sister?! Everypony (and creature) else will freak out at how these two are now canon.

TNA is stranded on a desert island.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 27th 2018 at 1:01:54 AM

You’ve failed to account for the fact that Koishi and Flandre can fly and are nearly immortal. It will take a while, but they can just fly home.

TNA has been stranded on Zebes.

Saïx is someone who could open a Corridor of Darkness, which means he can get out of there easily. If he encounters hostile forces, depending on whether or not the planet has a moon, he could use his berserker powers to dispose of them.

TNA is stranded in an underwater world.

Bruno can't drown, so he just begins casually swimming his way out of the world is his typical wacky Elcatotian way.

TNA is confronted by their exact double.

SPAS-12 thinks it's her dummy, but then panics once the "dummy" starts acting by itself. The Commander has to file a complaint to her manufacturer over this.

TNA is deprived of food for a full day.

Mysterious Girl would launch a lengthy rant about how much she hates the rich, how she's born poor, her parents' abandoning of her, the debt left by her long-gone parents which plagued her for a decade and loathing about how she can't change her fate, before breaking down completely and starting to cry.

TNA kills President Snow... again.

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 25th 2018 at 5:17:17 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how this happened, but um... Being a cat, she probably can't be charged with anything. And given her personality, it was probably an accident. Though how a cat accidentally kills a human is beyond me...

TNA is struck by lightning and gains super speed (and also abs).

Edited by Spottedleaf on Aug 25th 2018 at 8:22:27 AM

The Linkin Park guy would be pretty amazed, I'd like to imagine. (cue them being a bunch of Motor Mouthed guys)

TNA is trapped in an eternal Fate Worse than Death.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Aug 25th 2018 at 10:10:28 PM

"I'd rather kill myself."

TNA owns a Tactical Doll.

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 26th 2018 at 2:21:49 AM

I'd imagine Hades wouldn't think much of her, simply using her as another one of his minions.

TNA is now naked in front of their best friend. (If they already have no clothes due to being some sort of creature, then their fur/scales/feathers is gone)

Edited by TheGamechanger on Aug 25th 2018 at 5:36:02 AM

New clothes will be VERY quickly summoned. And the friend will probably be temporarily blinded for good measure! It will wear off after a few weeks though, hopefully...

TNA is offered a gamble to win any one desire against the cost of their soul.

Edited by Charsaye on Aug 27th 2018 at 2:38:26 AM

SPAS-12 gambles for an infinite amount of food. Robots like her don't have a soul, so there is absolutely no way this can backfire on her.

...Right?

TNA marries TNP.

"Woof!"

TNA gets nominated as a HGS tribute.

Edited by Mhazard on Aug 27th 2018 at 4:43:50 PM

I despise roleplaying so i don't actually know what that means so i'll just assume it's the Hunger Games but with peoples' avatars.

My avatar probably easily beats most people's avatars with ease until coming across one that's way too powerful for the to handle and they eventually die.

Alternatively they just amass an army of millions of soldiers after waiting for the spawners inside the fort to make that many troops and beat even more avatars or become much more obvious targets for the more powerful ones and just die quicker instead.

TNA visits Liberty City for a week.

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Aug 31st 2018 at 9:57:24 PM

In a week not much would change. Although Charsaye would be sure to enchant at least a few of the mirrors into gates I am sure... Promising people may soon begin to vanish from the streets and into the Otherworld...

Oops, sorry! I am really dumb sometimes...

Edited by Charsaye on Sep 4th 2018 at 1:15:26 AM

You have to post something for the next avatar to do.

TNA visits Dark Aether.