The strangest thing you've said today...

"I thought you meant, like, Spock, but he's in bell bottoms"

"Electric string tuba, huh?"

"And you're not getting the two bucks I owe you since you were called Era GSM. Fuck you and fuck off!"

"I could park [my former GM]'s car in the lobby, and probably not get fired."

"I guess I'll just dollop the whipped cream on instead of being all fancy-schmancy since you've clearly never heard of a whipped cream canister!"

"The comedic analogue [to H.P. Lovecraft] is Louis C.K.. You can't write so many masturbation jokes without the experience."

"Colonisers can have little a loanword, as a cumshaw"

"Oh, now THAT Terminator is played by OJ Simpson!"

"The Rambo theme is the world's first recorded jazz song"

Edited by trashconverters on Feb 4th 2020 at 9:45:49 PM

"So the word gobshite is too much for you but the idea of being a sperm isn't?"

"...she's also keeping him a secret from her family, which fits the 'kid with a secret magic friend' cartoon formula but feels weird when the magic friend is a dead 30-something man."

"That's an insult to shoes!"

"You can still write sea shanties if you're not a coward."

not today, but its still pretty weird

'For Goku's counter, he SPeEeEeEeeENs around his target and nico-nico-nii-caps them.'

then my friend replied with:

'If the opponent is not able to counter the Vibe Check, it's an instant K.O!'

Edited by Noaqiyeum on Feb 14th 2020 at 9:30:10 PM

In a terrible impersonation of Doctor Doofenshmirtz: "You see, Perry the Platypus, this is my gayduckinator, and soon I will use it on all the ducks in the tri state area!"

Edited by trashconverters on Feb 23rd 2020 at 11:45:11 PM

“Fun fact: Nirvana is a stomach.”

“You wouldn’t shut up even if we deep-fried you!”

I know a lot about the Three Musketeers. A bit too much.

"I'd really appreciate it if you brought the cabbage grater with you tomorrow."

Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 24th 2020 at 3:45:11 AM

"Natural selection favours being a dickhead."^note Regarding the state of Humanity in Warhammer 40K.

"How are you supposed to learn without a rotating nun?"

"Did I just see Space Pope in that trailer?!"

(yes, Rimworld just got a new DLC)

"What, you like blacked out and boom, all of the chores were done when you came to?"

"Hey, maybe they just decided to give you a call...while swimming. Yes, swimming in February."

(context: a coworker was talking about how she had a problem with her phone and that the people she was talking to sounded like they were underwater)

In jazz theory class, revising chords and scales:

My professor absolutely lost it, so I consider that a win.