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hanwen1234 Defiant Comet
Defiant Comet
Apr 21st 2020 at 5:13:12 PM

Eh, whatever.

My complete non-reaction merits a smiting from the gods.

In the form of a truck driving me off that same cliff.


TNP is trying to assault a US military base with help from rogue Spetsnaz.

"Together, we will shape this wretched world... into what we've always wanted!"
TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
Apr 21st 2020 at 6:59:12 PM

Alas, one of the Spetsnaz soldiers pulled a Magnificent Bastard and left me for dead in the firing range. I am shot to pieces faster than you can say “commie scum”.

TNP is Monokuma.

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Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
Awe921 Benjamin Hill and MODEL: ALICE from spot in space and time called my house Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Benjamin Hill and MODEL: ALICE
Apr 23rd 2020 at 4:16:17 PM

im in the role of Spy.

TNP's existence license has just expired.

i am a lazy idiot. but a lazy idiot with DREAMS.
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
Apr 23rd 2020 at 4:30:19 PM

I am a gift card, and the person possessing me cuts me up.

The next poster is eating a deep fried garden salad.

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
Apr 23rd 2020 at 8:44:24 PM

A vegan punches me in the liver for eating deep-fried greens, and I die from organ rupture.

TNP is using an abacus.

The best deals on used coffins in the business.
VidExGuy Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Apr 23rd 2020 at 9:16:28 PM

I'm so busy using the abacus that I don't see myself wandering right into oncoming traffic. The truck in front just barely manages to stop in time, but the cars behind it don't and multiple collide into it, inching it forward enough for a very sharp edge carelessly left on the truck's front to puncture my femoral artery. I bleed out within minutes.

TNP is in a padded cell complete with a strait jacket.

Do I gotta make a forum signature?
Apr 23rd 2020 at 9:52:46 PM

That means I can't escape when the hurricane disassembles the building. I'm beaned on the noggin with a stray bowling pin.

The next poster wolf whistled at a werewolf.

hanwen1234 Defiant Comet
Defiant Comet
Apr 24th 2020 at 5:21:45 AM

Said werewolf is also female. And she takes offense at my blatant sexual attraction to her.

I am found as a pile of flesh and bones in the forest a few weeks later.


TNP is trying to lead a global resistance against alien invaders who conquered the Earth twenty years ago.

"Together, we will shape this wretched world... into what we've always wanted!"
jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Apr 24th 2020 at 1:27:58 PM

The aliens capture us and commence Anal Probing.


The next poster was one of said aliens.

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SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
Apr 24th 2020 at 1:39:16 PM

One of the captive Terrans flatulates during the aforementioned probing. The concentrated methane and sulfur kills me and my cohort instantly.

The next poster is the human janitor who has to clean up the mess.

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
CybranGeneralSturm Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Apr 24th 2020 at 2:20:47 PM

While cleaning the mess, I uncover a small data-pad that when interfaced with activates a hidden protocol that triggers worldwide nuclear detonations if the aliens won the previous conflict and well...

TNP is in an underground nuke shelter while this is going on.

Apr 24th 2020 at 3:28:52 PM

I packed canned food, but No Can Opener. I starve to death.

The next poster is putting on a hazmat suit.

TalesofUnder The King of Unmoving Plaid from All over the Caribbean Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
The King of Unmoving Plaid
Apr 24th 2020 at 5:54:29 PM

I forgot to zip it properly, so I get irradiated to the point where I melt into a puddle of toxic slag.

TNP is investigating said toxic slag.

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StarAndroidJaguar ... from Error 404: Location Not Found Relationship Status: In another castle
...
Apr 25th 2020 at 12:52:51 PM

Its effects include lowering one's intelligence to the point where they eat the slag, kuru and instant death.

TNP has been exposed to gamma rays.

...
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Apr 26th 2020 at 9:10:22 AM

I turn into the Incredible Hulk! Yes! I test my super jump and leap clear of the atmosphere. Unfortunately, Hulk can't breathe in space.

TNP is riding a unicycle down the freeway.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Kappaclystica from The 'hood (of a pasty upper-middle class suburb)
Apr 26th 2020 at 10:13:59 PM

I'm part of the unicycle division of the Secret Service. The motorcade I'm leading gets ambushed, and in a split second decision I save the President but pay the ultimate price. I am considered a national hero, my funeral is watched by millions, and I am awarded the Medal of Freedom posthumously. Although me wearing my clown garb on that day is somewhat criticized.

TNP has the power of God and Anime on their side.

Edited by Kappaclystica on Apr 26th 2020 at 1:17:13 PM

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
Apr 27th 2020 at 6:45:53 AM

I am up against an Otaku horde. Unfortunately, I make a blasphemous boast, Invoking God's wrath. I follow that up by dissing an extremely popular Anime. I am mauled by the Otaku horde.

The next poster is trying to outrun a Dracula themed Chevy Impala, which has the name "Vlad" on the hood. note 

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
Playing_with_boy When your enemy calls themself
When your enemy calls themself
Apr 27th 2020 at 9:07:07 PM

The car runs me over.

TNP is writing a "rap".

Subjectivity: For example, a gaming quiz show for older kids.
CustardAndPie Ain't got no tears left to cry from in my mind Relationship Status: I wanna know about these strangers like me
Ain't got no tears left to cry
Apr 27th 2020 at 10:47:36 PM

I accidentally end up summoning Cthulu with the power of rap. Uh, oops?

TNP is wearing a bulletproof vest.

Hey, how you doin' well I'm doin' just fine I lied I'm dying inside
WillyFourEyes Fake American from I'm not telling! Relationship Status: Mu
Apr 28th 2020 at 3:13:53 AM

But I wasn't wearing a helmet... Boom, Headshot!!

The next poster ingested some "tiger blood" they got from Charlie Sheen.

jaketroper from New York, New York Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Apr 28th 2020 at 9:30:56 AM

It was tiger blood that was irradiated from the nuke a few posts back. I die.


The next poster disguised him/herself as Sheen and gave me the blood.

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SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from Nakatomi Plaza Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Draftsman of Doom
Apr 28th 2020 at 9:41:00 AM

I am Impaled with Extreme Prejudice by Denise Richards, because evidently, "Winning" did not stop Charlie from being a deadbeat.

The next poster is an obnoxious political commentary character in a summer blockbuster.

Edited by SkyCat32 on Apr 28th 2020 at 12:45:26 PM

Yippee ki yay, motherf**ker!
CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
Apr 30th 2020 at 7:49:00 AM

My strawman antics get me shot by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger in a tag team to the cheers of the other characters and the groans of the audience.

TNP is cleaning up the lion's den at the zoo.

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Apr 30th 2020 at 8:16:36 AM

I reappear as a ghost with Unfinished Business in the zoo manager's office, demanding "All right, who's the doofus who let the lions back in before I was through?"

The next poster is the zoo manager.


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