- Jane: Ok dokey, Lee Iaccoceys.
- Jane: Slow down, Jackie Joyner-Crazy
- Max: I'm gonna Exit Through the Gift Shop.
- Penny: You're really 'Eat, Pray, Love'-ing your way through this.
- The Bachelor gets quite a few mentions in the episode "Bo Fight", (it is ABC after all).
- Max: We had to rent The Road twice, and it is not that funny the second time.
- Brad: She's Beautiful Mind-ing it. You just gotta let it play itself out.
- Dave: Hello Wisconsin!
- Max: If you're going to do this sex-tape, a couple of things. One: Make sure she shoots you from the right side, because from the left you look like a troll. And not like a cute doll with the hair troll, like a "I distract you with a crystal and steal your baby" troll.
- Also about the sex-tape, Brad tells Dave to try and tan because he's so white he looks like the ghost of Tilda Swinton.
- Jane: Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams... with sex.
- Max: Had to leave em at home he was threatening to blow up this whole operation, so I had to go Ghost Protes on him.
- Max: You're not the only one who's good at this game, Emily Thorne!
- The episode when Brad, still tripping from the dental visit, refers to the gang by their Friends Identities.Brad: ...Hey! (points to Dave) Ross! (Dave smirks)
(to Alex) Rachel! (Alex smiles)
(to Penny) Phoebe! (Penny shrugs)
(to Max) Fat Joey! (Max scowls)
(addressing Jane being condescending) Don't patronize me, Monica. (passes out)
- The ending of "The Marry Prankster" is a direct reference to The Usual Suspects, with Alex acting as the Keyser Soze of the group.
- Penny's doctor is Dr. Spratt.
- From the second episode:Penny: Come on, Max, lets go to the farmer's market! There's a trunk show at Shoe-La-La and then we can brunch it up!
Max: Do you know what sounds more fun? Being in wet clothes and watching Schindler's List.
- Several episode titles are puns or some kind of reference to other media:
- "Of Mice & Jazz-Kwon-Do"
- "Dave of the Dead"
- "The Girl with the David Tattoo"
- "You've Got Male"
- "The Shershow Redemption"
- "Meat The Parrots"
- "The Butterfly Effect Effect"
- "Party of Six"
- "Four Weddings and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)"
- "Cazsh Dummy Spillionaires"
- "To Serb with Love"
- "KickBall 2: The Kickening"
- "Our Best Friend's Wedding"
- "Deuce Babylove 2: Electric Babydeuce"
Shout Out / Happy Endings