"Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 zorkmids"
— Nethack, if you are luckless or incompetent enough to die on the first turn.
"Game over? I think there has to be a game first for it to be over. Maybe they're talking about the game of life."
"There's more than one stage that kills you if you don't press anything in a first second or two. This is gameplay I would expect from a fucking ROM hack—designed by Hitler!"
"Nice! Fucking beautiful! The first ladder you see drops you into a pit where you get killed by a bat or a bird — whatever it is."
"The game hasn't started yet, but you just couldn't help yourself. You just shit your pants. Game over."
Wow! 0.4 seconds! Of the five goes I had at Hambo's Adventures, two of them ended in less than a second. Pure class.