Murtaugh: Corporal Chisulo, a bag of politicians is not a weapon!
Chisulo: Really? I need to review my diplomatic immunity card.
Chisulo: Really? I need to review my diplomatic immunity card.
Hanno: Antigone put together a band of five and intercepted a turtle-ship before it could land.
Catherine: Godsdamn. Now that's something to brag about. They sunk it? I thought he'd hardened the shells to magic after Akua ripped one open last summer.
Hanno: It had the cold iron linings. Antigone made the tactical decision to use her available assets according to methods that had previously proved successful.
[Beat]
Catherine: She threw the Mirror Knight real hard at it.
Hanno: [suppresses a smirk]
Catherine: I honestly can't remember a time where that didn't work. Maybe she's onto something.
Catherine: Godsdamn. Now that's something to brag about. They sunk it? I thought he'd hardened the shells to magic after Akua ripped one open last summer.
Hanno: It had the cold iron linings. Antigone made the tactical decision to use her available assets according to methods that had previously proved successful.
[Beat]
Catherine: She threw the Mirror Knight real hard at it.
Hanno: [suppresses a smirk]
Catherine: I honestly can't remember a time where that didn't work. Maybe she's onto something.
"This weapon's a man, man!"
"I'll beat a motherfucker, with another motherfucker. So back away motherfucker, before I beat this motherfucker with you."
— a Youtube meme
"Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with."
— Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
"I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!"
Séli: And then they fight with the servants.
(blank stare from Arthur)
Séli: They fight with the servants.
(blank stare)
Séli: They grab the servants, and they use them to—
(blank stare from Arthur)
Séli: They fight with the servants.
(blank stare)
Séli: They grab the servants, and they use them to—
Thor: Hey, let's do "Get Help".
Loki: What?
Thor: "Get Help".
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on, you love it!
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It's great, it works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: We are not doing "Get Help".
[elevator doors open, Thor is carrying a seemingly dying Loki]
Thor: GET HELP! Please, my brother is dying! Get help!
[guards run up to investigate]
Thor: HELP HIM!
[Thor throws Loki at them and knocks them out]
Thor: [smiling] Ah, classic...
Loki: [getting back up] Still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Well, not for me, it's not.
Loki: What?
Thor: "Get Help".
Loki: No.
Thor: Come on, you love it!
Loki: I hate it.
Thor: It's great, it works every time.
Loki: It's humiliating.
Thor: Do you have a better plan?
Loki: No.
Thor: We're doing it.
Loki: We are not doing "Get Help".
[elevator doors open, Thor is carrying a seemingly dying Loki]
Thor: GET HELP! Please, my brother is dying! Get help!
[guards run up to investigate]
Thor: HELP HIM!
[Thor throws Loki at them and knocks them out]
Thor: [smiling] Ah, classic...
Loki: [getting back up] Still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor: Well, not for me, it's not.
"I saw Jason Ogg hit three elves with the first thing he could lay hands on."
"Another elf?"
"Right."
"Another elf?"
"Right."
"We have an Igor standing by, so if your arm gets taken off do pick it up and hit the other bugger with it, it gets a laugh and twenty points."
—Bar Brawl Coach, Going Postal
Dev-Em had grabbed one of the Paras by the ankles and was using him as a more-or-less-human flail, knocking demons out of the skies by the dozens. He finally threw his "weapon" away and hurled himself bodily into a bunch of them, throwing them out like toothpicks catapulted from an uncovered blender. Luckily, she could tell with her super-hearing that the Paras he hit were just kayoed, not killed.
Asuka took to the air after the two fleeing, powering effortlessly through the brutal crosswinds and rapidly closing the distance. When she was close enough, she lashed out with her whip, ensnaring the leg of one and hauling back. Yanked out of its flight path, the MP Eva did not have time to do anything before it was disembowelled by the first stroke of the axe and decapitated by the follow up.
Letting the badly wounded Eva fall behind until the whip went taut, Asuka then stopped suddenly in mid air and swung the body forward, letting it loose to tumble through the air and collide with the other one trying to fly to safety.
Letting the badly wounded Eva fall behind until the whip went taut, Asuka then stopped suddenly in mid air and swung the body forward, letting it loose to tumble through the air and collide with the other one trying to fly to safety.
Dan Fielding: This is Horace Jenkins, Your Honor. Assault with intent to commit bodily harm.
Hondo Jenkins: What other kind is there?
Dan Fielding: Mr. Jenkins got into an argument with a patron at the Monte Carlo Lounge, and attacked him with a blunt instrument, specifically, the manager.
Hondo Jenkins: What other kind is there?
Dan Fielding: Mr. Jenkins got into an argument with a patron at the Monte Carlo Lounge, and attacked him with a blunt instrument, specifically, the manager.
Throw rocks at 'em! Throw spears at 'em! Throw Furt at 'em!
Time to beat them with their own kind.
ARM KILL!
—Kill feed upon killing someone with the Unarmed Combat
, Team Fortress 2
, Team Fortress 2Are you using one of them as a baseball bat?!? That's very rude! I don't think she would appreciate that, frankly.
Now he's got him in a half nelson! Now a full nelson! Oh! Now he's actually beating him with Bobby Nelson!
—Surf contest judge from "Backyard Beach", Phineas and Ferb
Dudley! Stop hitting things with me!
Kitty, after Dudley uses her as a club three times in a single episode, T.U.F.F. Puppy.
