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Greg: I just can't stop thinking about that woman at the show.
Marty: Oh here we go. How big was she?
Greg: Eight feet tall. Massive hair...
Marty: See Greg, this is your problem. You want one huge woman when you could have multiple smaller ones.
Greg: Ugh. Marty, women are people.

"The bone is for the dog, the meat is for the man!"

"Why sit on a rickety old chair when you can sink into a nice plush sofa?"
Pops, Time Gentlemen Please

"And that girl in the middle — Joy, right? — has some rockin' curves..."
Narrator, Monster Prom

"Never had a woman
Never had a woman like you
Doing all the things
Doing all the things you do
Ain't no fairy story
Ain't no skin and bone
But you give it all you got
Weighing in at nineteen stonenote "
AC/DC, "Whole Lotta Rosie"

"Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree?"
Motormouth Maybelle, Hairspray

"There's a name for men like me that like women like that, we're called heterosexuals."

"All these new cultures are so confusing! Today, someone complimented me on my 'padonkadunk.' What is that? Elvish?"
Female Pandaren World of Warcraft

Julia: (about the prole woman singing the "Love Song") She is a meter across the hips, easily.
Winston: That's her style of beauty.

Now watch your mouth, she's just a lil' thick!
Trinidad James, Mystikal & Lil Dicky, "Just a Lil' Thick (She Juicy)"

"[Camila Sagastume] was gigantic and sturdy, but over her colossal form a tenderness of femininity prevailed and she had a face that was so beautiful, hands so fine and well cared for, and such an irresistible personal charm that when Aureliano Segundo saw her enter the house he commented in a low voice that he would have preferred to have the tourney in bed and not at the table. Later on, when he saw her consume a side of veal without breaking a single rule of good table manners, he commented seriously that this delicate, fascinating, and insatiable probscidian was in a certain way the ideal woman. He was not mistaken."

". . . the first time I beheld her full length I surrendered to her proportions. They fix her in my mind, as great beauty, great intelligence, quickness of wit or kindness of heart might have made some other woman equally memorable.

"With her it was form and size. It was her physical personality that had this imposing charm. She might have been witty, intelligent, and kind to an exceptional degree. I don't know, and this is not to the point. All I know is that she was built on a magnificent scale. Built is the only word. She was constructed, she was erected, as it were, with a regal lavishness. It staggered you to see this reckless expenditure of material upon a chit of a girl. She was youthful and also perfectly mature, as though she had been some fortunate immortal. She was heavy too, perhaps, but that's nothing. It only added to that notion of permanence. She was barely nineteen. But such shoulders! Such round arms! Such a shadowing forth of mighty limbs when with three long strides she pounced across the deck upon the overturned Nicholasnote  — it's perfectly indescribable!"

Contrary to the wisdom of the gay men who run the fashion industry (who, coincidentally, prefer their female models to look like thin males), the hottest girl I ever saw in real life weighed probably one hundred and fifty pounds.

Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to Earth (Come to Earth!)
But when I went to meet her
Man, you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me, three times the girth (Girth!)
Oh, my fat baby loves to eat (Loves to eat!)
A big ol' Buddha belly and her breasts swing past her feet (Feet!)
My fat baby loves to eee-eee-eeeat
My big ol' fatass baby loves to eat
Stewie Griffin (ft. a bunch of hillbillies), Family Guy

Doug: OK, let’s go to “Big Girls” for $200.
Darnell: The answer there: “Skinny women can do this for you.”
Doug: What is “not a damn thing”? <<large audience cheering!>>
Darnell: Yeah, you damn right! You damn right!

"Most humans are frail and weak - but you've admirable heft, girl."
FL4K to Ellie, Borderlands 3

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