Chase Mccain: It's a good thing I don't have vertigo or some other ridiculous fear.
Parrot: *Lands on ledge* Bonjour.
Chase: AAAAAHHHH! FRENCH PARROT! *nearly falls off building*
Bart Simpson: So much for the days when I could say "at least my mother's normal".
Marge Simpson: Everybody's afraid of something, Bart.
Homer Simpson: (smugly) Not everybody.
Marge: SOCK PUPPETS!
Homer: Where?! Where?!! (runs away screaming)
—The Simpsons, Fear of Flying