In addition to appearing on the album, the song had its very own music video, which which came on the same tapes as the episode "Son of Stimpy" and played before the episode proper.
The song and music video are about Stimpy hwarfing up hairballs onto a conveyor belt for Ren, who is stamping them for approval and plans on using them for various purposes. However, the process of licking and hwarfing may prove too much for Stimpy, who starts running out of places to lick. In short, it bares a lot of similarities to the episode The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball.
"Cat Hairballs" provides examples of:
- Applied Phlebotinum: In this case the phlebotinum is Stimpy's hairballs. Apparently they're not only edible, but they can be made into everything from underwear and high heel shoes to Italian sports cars.
- Break the Cutie: The song, and to a greater extent the video, do this to Stimpy.
- Butt-Monkey: With an emphasis on butt. Stimpy gets pretty roughed up throughout the course of the video.
- Cigar Chomper: One of the items Stimpy promises to make out of the hairballs? Cigars.
- Exhaustion-Induced Idiocy: At the end, Stimpy has been completely licked clean and is completely burnt out from all the hwarfing. Despite this Stimpy jumps on the conveyor belt and tries to hwarf one more time. This results in passing out on said conveyor belt and getting brutally stamped on the ass.
- Fan Service Extra: The woman who appears within the first minute of the video wearing a dress made of hairballs, and strikes a modeling pose. Mrs. Pipes also makes a couple brief appearances in her high heel shoes.
- Hairball Humor: The primary joke is that cat hairballs are gross and also astoundingly versatile.
- Personal Seals: Ren uses a big rubber stamp to mark the hairballs with a "Grade A" signature. Later this stamp is used to smash the words "Grade A" into Stimpy's butt cheeks at the end of the video.
- Head-and-Hip Pose: A model wearing a hairball dress strikes this pose near the beginning of the video.
- Hard-Work Montage: The entire music video is about Stimpy hwarfing up hairballs onto a conveyor belt for Ren, who stamps them, and Stimpy trying to keep up with Ren's demands until eventually succumbing to the slavish workload and getting stamped on the butt.
- High Heel Power: One of the items to be made from the hairballs is high heeled shoes.
- Iris Out: The music video ends by iris-ing out on Stimpy's butt. Which has just been freshly stamped, leaving the words "Grade A" smashed into the cheeks.
- Mid-Vid Skit: Not so much mid video skit as mid vid dialogue, but the early-middle point of the song has Ren growing tired of what Stimpy has already hwarfed up for him.Ren: "Hey, hey, hey, what am I supposed to do with all these smelly old hairballs?! I already got a suit!"Stimpy: "Ok then. Well... how 'bout this?!..."
- Modeling Poses: During the line "hey let's make a three piece suit/of this freshly hwarfed up hair" a woman strikes a Head-and-Hip Pose to show off her dress.
- Song Parody: Of "Jingle Bells". Though the instrumentation, lyrics, and overall sound is different enough for the song to stand on its own.
- Unobtainium: Somehow hairballs are this, what with being such a versatile substance that they can be made into almost anything, from women's dresses to cars.
- Video Full of Film Clips: The music video is made up entirely of clips from multiple episodes, but still manages to tell a story by using "The Cat That Laid the Golden Hairball" as a through line.
- Wacky Sound Effect: The music video has several cartoon sound effects throughout the video. among them are:
- A whirling sound when Stimpy spins Ren around.
- A rubbery spring noise when they spring off of a chair.
- Coughing after the line "or a fine cigar".
- A sucking sound as Stimpy sucks Ren up.
- Countless splat sounds when one of Stimpy's hwarfs hits the conveyor belt.
- Whole Plot Reference: The music video is a whole plot reference to the episode The Cat That Laid The Golden Hairball.
- Wolf Whistle: Stimpy imitates a wolf whistle after the line about a hat with "matching underwear", which seems to imply that they're talking about lingerie.