- This strip:Jason: HI DAD! HOW WAS WORK?!Roger: Jason, shhh.Jason: WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOUR BACK?!Roger: Son, please keep your voice down.Jason: SAY, ISN'T THAT ONE OF THOSE EXPENSIVE GOLF CLUBS THAT MOM TOLD YOU NOT TO(scene change)Jason: Ah, there's nothing like the smell of a crisp $10 bill.Peter: Where do you get all this money?!
- One that takes a little bit to figure out, but that makes it all the better:(Paige is eating lunch with Nicole)Paige: (takes a bite out of her sandwich) EWW!(Andy is at home with a friend)Andy: I'm not kidding he wanted peanut butter and mayonnaise.(Jason is eating lunch with Marcus)Jason: So then I switched bags
- This strip. You may need to be fluent in textspeak and good at algebra, though.
- A wonderful Shout-Out to Pearls Before Swine and its affinity for puns.
- In one strip, Andy and Roger are listening to a CD of ambient nature sounds. At one point in the CD, they both hear "Hey! Get away from that equipmen" followed by bears growling, screaming and the sound of tearing flesh.Andy: (reading CD label) "In the Midst of Grizzlies".Roger: That was the last in the series.
- In one strip, the kids are going on about the root BEER they're drinking, and how they're so thirsty they might have two root BEERs. Cue Roger in the fourth panel, asking Andy to remind him never again to tell the kids what he's giving up for Lent.
- The Sunday before Thanksgiving 2009 had Jason suggesting that the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade could get higher TV ratings if they did their own version of the "Balloon Boy" hoax that had taken place a few weeks prior, using the giant Kermit the Frog balloon.
- The comic where Roger drinks the answering machine thinking it's the coffee pot. You don't even need to see it happening.Coffeeee...
- Andy, dressed up and ready to go to Lollapalooza with Paige.
- This one:Roger: Well, Peter, I'm off to WORK...Peter: That's nice.Roger: Yessirree, I'm off to my JOB...Peter: Mm-hmm.Roger: Just as I'll do most every day this SUMMER...Peter: Uh huh.Roger: (rolls eyes) So much for subtlety.Andy: Well, Roger, I'm off to RINSE OUT YOUR CEREAL BOWL...
- The 2012 April Fools Day installment.Andy: Roger, Why is our son looking for a pitchfork?
- Near the end of the Camp Bohrmore arc, Morton, who had acted like a Drill Sergeant Nasty all summer as counselor, finds out Jason is Paige's younger brother and deeply regrets how he'd been treating him. He laments that Jason is unlikely to set him up with her now that he resents him, but Jason suggests that until then, he was going to do it for revenge.
Headmaster: We've got a good crop this year.Morton: Oh, yeah.
- At the beginning of camp, the headmaster tells the campers, "We're very proud of our curriculum. In fact, we have a little saying: If you want more Bohr, attend Camp Bohrmore!" They all crack up.
- Paige is working on her homework.Paige: I always forget, is it "I-E" or "E-I"? (shouts) Daddy, how do you spell "relief"?Roger: R-O-L-A-I-D-S.Paige: And I thought my spelling was bad.
- On October 6th, 2013, Bill Amend missed his submission deadline and the newspaper ran a rerun strip. How did Amend apologize for this? With a comic explanation homaging The Oatmeal.
- October 20, 2013: "Les Physz"
- May 4, 2014: Star Wars day.
- The arc where Marcus beats Super Mario Bros. ahead of Jason.Jason: "He called me 'Goomba Boy!'"
- Peter and Jason play video games.Jason: Kiss your flesh-eating alien army good-bye. Kiss your acid-spewing alien tank battalion good-bye.Peter: Kiss every one of your mighty demon warriors good-bye.Jason: Dream on! You have no weapons!Andy: (Walks into the room holding the video game case) This game is rated "M"?!
Marcus: I wish my dad thought "M" stood for "Mild."
- Another strip where Roger tells Jason and Marcus the video game they're playing had better be rated "M."
- In one Sunday strip, Jason and Marcus reenact the climactic battle from Revenge of the Sith, though they go all-out with their reenactment at the local pool...Lifeguard: Who dyed the pool orange?!
- The entire week where Jason dreamed of Lara Croft chasing him.
- The entire Darth Jason◊ arc, as Jason self-inserts himself into a hypothetical Star Wars special edition who joins the villains and escapes to cause trouble in the hypothetical sequels.
- Paige tells Andy that the can of soup she microwaved exploded. When Andy asks what Paige did, Paige simply says it exploded.
- Any time Paige cooks, whether she's making peach cobbler so rock-hard it has to be chiseled out of the pan, using Diet Pepsi in place of baking soda, or thinking "clean the turkey" means pressing the "clean" button on the oven while the turkey is inside.
- The tribute comic to Charles Schulz. Jason sits at a lemonade stand selling cups priced at $50,000. Lucy, whose Psychiatric Help booth is right next door, sneers at him and asks, "Got a nickel?"
- The entire week of Roger and Andy imagining what it would have been like for Peter Jackson to try and direct Jason as Frodo and Marcus as Sam had they been cast in his Lord of the Rings films, including: the two of them quoting every piece of dialogue from the books, being impressed with orcs while afraid of Galadriel (because Girls Have Cooties), and of course Jason refusing to give up the Ring after filming's over.Assistant: Director, one of the hobbits refuses to return one of the props.
Peter Jackson: I can't tell if that kid's method acting or just insane. ... Hand over the Ring, Frodo! NOW!
Jason: But it's my precious!
- This strip from Halloween 2004. Eileen, Eugene, Phoebe and Marcus discover that all the food has been eaten and the punch bowl is empty.
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