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  • Take a drink every time Hobbes pounces on Calvin.
    • Take two sips every time Calvin manages to foil the pouncing, however temporarily.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin throws a snowball or water balloon at Susie. Finish your drink if she kicks his ass for it.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin imagines a situation through the eyes of one of his alter egos.
    • Take two if it involves dinosaurs.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin's dad says that "_____ builds character."
  • Take a drink every time Calvin's dad lies or embellishes something to Calvin.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin builds a gruesome-looking snowman.
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  • Take a drink every time Calvin names a hill or gulch something gruesome.
  • Take a drink every time the Noodle Incident is mentioned.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin asks his dad to read "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie." Take two if his dad complains about it.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin uses his cardboard box for something.
  • Take a drink every time Ms. Wormwood gives her students an assignment that is way above a first-grader's level.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin gets sent to the principal's office.
  • Take a drink every time Moe bullies Calvin. Take two if he calls him "Twinkie." Finish your drink if he actually calls Calvin by his name.
  • Take a drink every time Hobbes talks about "babes." Finish your drink if he uses the phrase "muchas smooches."
  • Take a drink every time Calvin tries to appease Santa around Christmas time.
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  • Take a drink every time Hobbes frames Calvin for something.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin has a wagon/sled ride that is an allegory for his monologue. Take two if Hobbes quips about it at the end.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin uses words that no real-life first grader knows.
  • Take a drink every time Hobbes does Calvin's homework. Finish your drink if it earns Calvin a bad grade.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin says something hypocritical. Take two if Hobbes snarks about it.
  • Down the glass if Calvin manages to do good at school.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin denies having any responsibility for his actions.
  • Finish your drink if Calvin and Susie have a civil conversation.
  • Take a drink every time Calvin's father complains about the quality of television. Take two if he turns off the TV in the middle of whatever Calvin is watching and throws him out of the house.
  • Take a drink if Rosalyn comes to baby-sit.
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    • Finish your drink if it ends without Calvin getting in trouble.
  • Finish your drink for every strip that focuses on a character other than Calvin or Hobbes.


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