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S051: Iliya “Liya” Polaris
S051: Iliya “Liya” Polaris
Designated Weapon: Billhook
Conclusion: Stubborn, abrasive, armed with a deadly weapon...wait a sec...her parents are Wiccans? Shit. we're doing her a favor, getting her away from those freaks - Josie Knight
S052: Amos Flanigan
S052: Amos Flanigan
Designated Weapon: ECWCS cold weather trousers and parka (snow camouflage)
Conclusion: Hm, skill with the outdoors, lack of social presence, and a draw that's equipped for stealth... maybe being a total nobody will work to your advantage. - Veronica Rai
S053: Jacob Lang
S053: Jacob Lang
Designated Weapon: Ballistic knife
Conclusion: Well this kid was definitely on his way to becoming a school shooter. Y'all can thank us later. - Josie Knight
S054: Beatrice Briggs
S054: Beatrice Titania Briggs
Designated Weapon: Broadaxe
Conclusion: So one of these bigger melee weapons goes to somebody physically able to use it for once, and it turns out she's a total wimp. Go figure. - Veronica Rai
- Gentle Giant: The terrorist's conclusion of her alludes to this.
S055: Cedar Dalisay
S055: Maria Cedar de Santa Clara Mangahas Dalisay
Designated Weapon: Rubber Halloween witch mask
Conclusion: Hey, you never know, maybe she'll get lucky and it'll turn someone's head into bugs and snakes. - Josie Knight
- Senseless Sacrifice: Is wounded at the same time as her best friend, Tenshi, and insists the others focus their medical attention on Tenshi rather than her. Tenshi would die the next day anyway.
S056: Madeleine Molliqaj
S056: Madeleine Hillary Molliqaj
Designated Weapon: Macuahuitl
Conclusion: Well S056, you're definitely doomed but just look at the cool piece of culture we gave you. It's good to broaden your horizons before someone, uh... shit, somebody help me make that into a disembowelment pun. Anybody? - Josh Baines
S057: Jacob Winters
S057: Jacob Winters
Designated Weapon: One can of Surströmming
Conclusion: Hey S057 between you and me this stuff might actually be useful, it's just stinky fish, you could eat it or use it as a distraction and you're somewhat athletic so it could give you an advance if you starting throwing it at people as a distraction. Also while we're being honest with each other, don't tell anyone, but I took fish from a can of this and put it in Donald's and Lourvey's pillows. - Josie Knight
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S058: Lillian Larsen
S058: Lillian "Lily" Larsen
Designated Weapon: Urumi
Conclusion: Artists have a storied history in our game, as do lovers of the macabre. Will you join the ones who made SOTF their big break, S058? - Tracen Danya
S059: Taylor “Tay” Thorne
S059: Taylor “Tay” Emilie Thorne
Designated Weapon: Ball-gag and handcuffs
Conclusion: Of all the hobbies to bring with you to a death island, I think lucid dreaming is the stupidest. Veronica! Veronica come laugh at this with me! - Josie Knight
S060: Chester Folk
S060: Chester Folk
Designated Weapon: Hidden belt knife
Conclusion: Oh yeah, one of the "hold hands and kumbaya" types. Always satisfying when they get messily killed while crying about the power of friendship. - Veronica Rai
S061: Alexander Hawthorne
S061: Alexander Hawthorne
Designated Weapon: Gerber Survival Knife
Conclusion: Analyze this: little baby boy, little baby knife, little to no chance. - Jim Greynolds
S062: Daniel Ozanne
S062: Iris Karina Waite
Designated Weapon: Cobray Terminator
Conclusion: Hey kid, you're good at math and probability and shit, what chance do you give yourself to survive with this piece of shit gun? Asking for betting reasons. - Josie Knight
S063: Darryl Smith, Jr.
S063: Darryl Smith, Jr.
Designated Weapon: 1 large coconut and coconut pick
Conclusion: It might seem like a letdown on the surface, but just think: we've given you both a nutritious snack and two very good tools for cracking a skull. It's time to play hardball, my man. - Josh Baines
S064: Karin Han
S064: Karin Min-Hye Han
Designated Weapon: Battery-powered drill
Conclusion: Oh wow! Look at that! A power tool for a powerless tool. - Jim Greynolds
- Alien Abduction: Believes that she suffered one after wandering out at night when she was a child. It's heavily implied that the abduction was either a well-meaning stranger trying to help what they thought was a lost child, or something more nefarious but still very much human.
- Cassandra Truth: A running theme with her. Karin believes herself to be telling the truth about her abduction, but is often dismissed as a liar. She later lies about Victor being a pervert, but his immediate violent reaction proves that she wasn't entirely wrong about him being dangerous.
- Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy: A proud graduate. She's far too small and weak to compensate for the recoil of the .357 derringer, and winds up shooting Ashlee by mistake.
- Jerk with a Heart of Jerk: Karin is entirely self-serving and only ever acts out of her own self-interest, even when she's seemingly doing something heroic.
- Launcher Move: Gets thrown around by Victor when her lies are uncovered.
- Manipulative Bastard: Almost succeeds in becoming this with her ploy against Victor, but Karen and Julia opting to call Victor out and identify her as the whistleblower ruins her plan.
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Moral Event Horizon: Crosses it hard when she tells Karen and Julia that Victor's been perving on them at night. - One-Steve Limit: Phonetic variant with her ally, Karen Nguyen. Karin notes that Karen is older, taller, heavier, and gets better grades than her, and dubs her Karen+ in her mental narration.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Abandons her allies at the sheriff's office the second she spots Beatrice and her battle axe.
- Shout-Out: When confronted by Beatrice at the sheriff's office, Karin distracts everyone long enough to escape by shouting "COOL IT!" a la Death Road to Canada.
- Small Girl, Big Gun: It takes her both hands to fire the pistol she steals from Karen.
- The Napoleon: She's less than five feet tall and only weighs 98 pounds, but ignore her at your peril.
- The Nicknamer: She gives insulting nicknames to everyone she interacts with.
S065: Mitch Mc Duffy
S065: Mitch Mc Duffy
Designated Weapon: Digging bar
Conclusion: A suitable punishment for anyone who plays airsoft, digging their own grave. - Josie Knight
S066: Henry David "Dave" Dearborn
S066: Henry David "Dave" Dearborn
Designated Weapon: Date machete
Conclusion: I'm taking this one so Baines can't turn it into some kind of "Who's On First" bullshit with Dave and Date and- oh, whatever. Sunday school kids go one of two ways here. You look like you could be the type that isn't immediately slaughtered. Don't disappoint. - Matt Richards
S067: Ingrid Wilde
S067: Ingrid Wilde
Designated Weapon: Weighted net
Conclusion: Hope you brush off bullets 'bout as easy as you brush off others. - Jim Greynolds
S068: Micah Flanagan
S068: Micah Flanagan
Designated Weapon: Pugio (Roman dagger)
Conclusion: Good news! There's enough people running around who look just like you that your family probably won't miss you. - Veronica Rai
S069: Valentin Shulgin
S069: Valentin Shulgin
Designated Weapon: Chain whip
Conclusion: Because I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it! Sex in the air, I don't care, I like the smell of it! Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me. S069 na-na-na-na-na, come on! - Jim Greynolds
S070: Timothy Adams
S070: Timothy Adams
Designated Weapon: Tear gas grenades x3
Conclusion: Your chance to forge your own path, make your voice heard, and make yourself understood is now. Don't waste it. - Tracen Danya
S071: Mildred Platt
S071: Mildred "DREAD" Beatrice Platt
Designated Weapon: Armand Nutter (Ellis Wheaton's hand puppet)
Conclusion: Hey, so I have to go do something real quick but don't worry, I'll have the new intern take over this one. - Josie Knight
Hi there! I'm Armand Nutter and I think you are gifted and talented and if you work really hard and try your best, you too can make it into a death highlight video. - Armand Nutter
S072: Przemyslaw Ziemiak
S072: Przemyslaw "Przemek" Ziemiak
Designated Weapon: Pickaxe
Conclusion: Uh...use that to dig deep? - Donald
- Eye Scream: Courtesy of Aracelis Fuentes and a spiked baseball bat.
- Trauma Conga Line: The above loss of his eyes is just the start of a parade of misery for this poor kid, up to and including being dragged around like a pet by Shu Hawthorne.
S073: Adam Lader
S073: Adam Lader
Designated Weapon: Laminated paper listing all weapons in the game and the students they have been assigned to
Conclusion: Attention whores never last, but we give them everything they've ever wanted before they bite it. You're welcome. - Veronica Rai
S074: Roberta Chen
S074: Roberta Chen
Designated Weapon: Khopesh
Conclusion: Use that skill with knives to kill with that Khopesh, capeesh? - Jim Greynolds
- Former Teen Rebel: Was involved with a crew of bad kids at her old school and regularly drank, took drugs and broke into buildings at night with them. Stopped after a leg wound and arrest came from doing so.
- Mercy Kill: Taunts her killer, Daenerys, to ensure that she comes back and finishes Roberta off.
S075: Betty "Ty" Hartley
S075: Betty "Ty" Hartley
Designated Weapon: Colt Single Action Army (Revolver)
Conclusion: You want my advice, S075? Time to become a solo act and dish out some "justice" the old-fashioned way. You can rely on bullets more than Betties. - Matt Richards
- One-Steve Limit: Averted - She's one of a gang of five Betties JEM's senior year, although only one of her fellow Betties makes it to the island.
S076: Daenerys "D" Todd
S076: Daenerys "D" Todd
Designated Weapon: Cooler containing twelve cans of Coors light
Conclusion: You don't get along with people, huh? In this situation cracking open a cold one with the boys isn't going to mean the beers, darling - Cecily Lacoste
S077: Leslie Santana Romero
S077: Leslie Santana Romero
Designated Weapon: Stun gun
Conclusion: I'd love to say that we have a wild Florida Man on the loose, but this guy looks like a boring sack of shit who's probably going to die from tripping over his own two feet. - Veronica Rai
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S078: Matthew Bell
S078: Matthew Takeshi Bell
Designated Weapon: Grand Power K100 (handgun)
Conclusion: Oh, I like this one's chances. A republican and a Call of Duty player, and an army fanboy with a gun. Just don't go full gamer and show us what you've got, big boy - Cecily Lacoste
- Ignored Epiphany: Regularly is on the edge of realising his actions aren't right, and actively ignores the realization so he doesn't have to come to terms with the idea that he might be killing innocent people in his attempt to hunt down players.
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S079: Salem Fox
S079: Salem Fox
Designated Weapon: Mauser C96
Conclusion: So many ties and none that really bind. What are they to you, really? A shackle? A motive? Use the tools at your disposal. - Tracen Danya
- Affably Evil: Particularly casual about the game outwardly, even while trying to hunt down classmates.
S080: Kyle "K." Emerson
S080: Kyle "K." Emerson
Designated Weapon: Spiked mace
Conclusion: Just in case you need some extra balls, we gave you one - Cecily Lacoste
S081: Joshua James
S081: Joshua James
Designated Weapon: BR 18
Conclusion: I'm the invisible man! I'm the invisible man! Incredible how you can... see right through me! Show them what's spooky in the neighborhood, Invisi-boy. - Veronica Rai
- Affably Evil: In a much different way to Salem Fox above, with his (seemingly) genuine guilt only making him more unnerving given what he actually does on the island.
- Attention Whore: A large portion of his antics seems to be driven by being the youngest of five boys and having no real connections before the game.
- Character Death: A mutual kill with Madeleine Molliqaj. Whom he forces a kiss on as as they lay dying. Yeesh.
- Hormone-Addled Teenager: Played for Horror. A combination of this, a lack of attention from his peers, and the horrifying stakes of the game itself coalesce to turn Josh into both predator and victim, both of which he responds… not negatively.
- I Just Want to Be Special: Playing off of Attention Whore above, Josh clearly wants to stand out after a lifetime of being ignored by people, unfortunately for everyone else.
S082: Angelo Lee
S082: Angelo José Rizal Mendoza Lee
Designated Weapon: Khanda
Conclusion: I've tried looking up what this live-action roleplaying thing is and it seems like this is a good match with the weapon? I think he khan do it! - Abby Soto
- Eye Scream: Inflicts this on himself on the island.
S083: Aracelis Fuentes
S083: Aracelis Fuentes
Designated Weapon: Nail-studded baseball bat
Conclusion: There's a thin line between deserved pride and the kind of arrogance that gets you killed. We'll see if S083 earns her right to sit on such a high horse. - Christina Stockton
- Batter Up!: Her assigned weapon is a baseball bat with nails in it.
- Eye Scream: Inflicts this on Przemyslaw Ziemiak on Day 1 by stomping his face into her nail-studded baseball bat. Later loses an eye to Bethany Lyons, through being smashed in the face with a pickaxe.
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S084: Jack Kilgore
S084: Jack Kilgore
Designated Weapon: Throwing axe
Conclusion: Alright, so he could use a sandwich, but he's got kill and gore right in his name! He's got to be able to do something. - Cecily Lacoste
S085: Spike Havighurst
S085: Spike Havighurst
Designated Weapon: Roman scissor
Conclusion: Aw, come on! His name is literally Spike, and he got this weird thing instead of a cool stabby weapon? I want a do-over. - Josh Baines
No. - Jim Greynolds
S086: Constance Blanchet
S086: Constance Marie Blanchet
Designated Weapon: Cattle prod.
Conclusion: That's certainly a weapon, you be certain to, y'know, use it and try to live and stuff. - Donald
You suck at these and you suck as an intern. Be better than Donald, S086. - Josie Knight
- The Anti-Nihilist: Constance personally believed this, as she felt that people's actions had no meaning on a cosmic scale but could still be meaningful and enjoyable on a personal level. She believed the people should do what made them happy.
- Batter Up!: How she dies after getting her skull smashed in with a bat by Aracelis Fuentes.
- Chummy Commies: While not a communist, she was still a socialist anarchist and was generally friendly towards her classmates.
- Gratuitous French: Having a father of French descent and a mother from France itself, Constance was taught French from an early age. She often peppers her speech with French words and phrases.
- Roaring Rampage of Revenge: She tracked Leslie Romero across the island after he stole her supplies. It ended in her death.
S087: Kathleen Vozelnik
S087: Kathleen Vozelnik
Designated Weapon: Stopper 37mm (non-lethal baton rounds)
Conclusion: Don't worry about being shy and awkward. You only have one job out here and you don't have to be outgoing to be brutally murdered. - Jim Greynolds
S088: De Marcus Miller
S088: De Marcus Miller
Designated Weapon: Desert Eagle handgun (.50 pistol)
Conclusion: Here we have: a nobody, a loser. Use that pistol to avoid becoming a victim, a statistic. Or don't. It doesn't matter and neither do you. - Jim Greynolds
S089: Amaryllis Peszek-Byrne
S089: Amaryllis Peszek-Byrne
Designated Weapon: Lacrosse stick
Conclusion: That stick's from the one sport your school is good at. Show some school spirit and crack one of your classmates over the head with it. - Jim Greynolds
S090: Ashlee Donovan
S090: Ashlee Donovan
Designated Weapon: Tanegashima (gun)
Conclusion: You have neither God nor anime on your side. - Cecily Lacoste
- Class Princess: While downplayed in comparison to Dani, she is both a cheerleader and the Anime Club president, and is described as popular in-universe.
- Cosplay Otaku Girl: Ever since she was little she loved dressing up in costumes and discovered cosplay in middle school. Some specifically mentioned completed cosplays are a Rocket Grunt, Himiko Toga, Misa Aname, and Junko Enoshima.
- False Rape Accusation: A variation, in that Karin starts spreading a rumor that Victor is watching the girls sleep while touching himself. Ashlee is both appalled and in denial. Unfortunately, once the situation escalates to violence she gets caught in the crossfire.
- The Fashionista: As a side effect of her being into cosplay she has also become more aware of fashion design and aesthetics. Her profile notes that she takes inspiration from anime and kawaii-inspired designs.
- Mean Character, Nice Actor: Ashlee has a preference for cosplaying villains. The reason why is essentially Evil Is Cool, as she feels that they have better costumes and personalities. Ashlee herself is a Nice Girl who likes the performance aspect of cosplay.
- Nice Girl: One of the nicer students. Unfortunately, it backfires against her in-game.
- Pom-Pom Girl: Ashlee is a flyer on the school's cheer team, and fits the 'popular Class Princess' stereotype better than the 'cruel Alpha Bitch' one.
- Race Lift: Discussed. It's mentioned that Ashlee, who is half-black, has had to navigate toxicity involving cosplaying characters who don't match her skin tone before.
- Reasonable Authority Figure: She's making an active attempt at being this. In pre-game she makes an announcement on Discord about what's implicitly Abhi's spam, pointing out that the messages are likely for attention and that if anyone receives anything like it they should block and report without responding. She continues in-game, but this doesn't work out due to Karin's claims about Victor quickly escalating into violence.
S091: Claire Haig
S091: Claire Haig
Designated Weapon: Night-vision goggles (thermal)
Conclusion: Do your best and, y'know, try your hardest. - Donald
For fuck's sake Donald, at least make some kind of "light in the darkness" pun or something. What do we keep you around for? - Veronica Rai
- Take a Third Option: Gets saved by the military on Day 12.
S092: Hector Quayle
S092: Hector Quayle
Designated Weapon: 50 pounds of raw porkchops
Conclusion: So that's why we had to order pizza for dinner two nights in a row - Abby Soto
S093: Crystal Henderson
S093: Crystal Henderson
Designated Weapon: Kel-Tec RFB (7.62mm semi-auto bullpup)
Conclusion: Did you see this coming fortune teller? We've given you the means to change your fate, what will lame-ass, pudgy and overlooked Crystal Henderson do with it? - Jim Greynolds
S094: Olive Mayo
S094: Olive Mayo
Designated Weapon: Short piece of rope tied in a noose
Conclusion: Ugh. First I have to listen to Greynolds singing Rhianna and now this bitch's name makes me want to gag again. Okay, look: you're a twit, you're lame, and we've given you the only tool you need right here. That's it. - Veronica Rai
S095: Jennifer Farrow
S095: Jennifer Farrow
Designated Weapon: Voulge
Conclusion: I think your parents had the right idea. You don't need friends. All you need is to win. - Tracen Danya
S096: Fred Hobbes
S096: Fredrick Stanley Hobbes
Designated Weapon: Homemade Scalpel Flail
Conclusion: What the- Josie! Is this what you did with all the stuff we collected from the island!?
Okay, that's pretty funny. Too bad the only person he's likely to hurt with it is himself. - Veronica Rai
S097: Eden Glass
S097: Eden Glass
Designated Weapon: Naginata
Conclusion: Video games, parkour and a samurai spear. If you need further instruction, you deserve to get murked. - Jim Greynolds
S098: Ren Vu
S098: Ren Maria Vu
Designated Weapon: MP-443 Grach (Russian 9mm handgun)
Conclusion: This is the only way you'd have a chance given your stature. Better not freeze when it's life or death. - Cecily Lacoste
S099: Mallory "Mal" Valdez
S099: Mallory "Mal" Valdez
Designated Weapon: Winchester Model 1895 (lever-action rifle)
Conclusion: Plenty of students end up selling out their own flesh and blood to make it in the game. S099's already done that, she's got a bone to pick with everyone who's ever crossed her, and now she's got a gun. Yeah, this could go somewhere. - Christina Stockton
S100: Janice Cresner
S100: Janice Cresner
Designated Weapon: Mountain Hardwear sleeping bag
Conclusion: - Better a sleeping bag than a body bag! (Am I doing it right?) - Donald
Only took 100 tries Donny. - Jim Greynolds
