Your avatar analyzes the above trope.

"Hmmm... Maybe I could use them to safely bring myself to land..."

Living in a Furniture Store

That seems like an ideal state of things. Too much clutter would no doubt get uncomfortable for most.

Kill and Replace.

KILL AND REPLACE? WHY WOULD I DO THAT SORT OF THING WHEN I CAN JUST MOLD THEM INTO A THRONE FOR ME TO SIT ON?

Purely Aesthetic Gender

No one cares the trainer's gender, they'll all bend their knees to me, Homura... no, NOT that Homura!

Names The Same

"Chomper" is probably a common name for scary folks like me, but I like it anyway!

Grotesque Cute

Tell me about it, bud. D'ya know, when I first got into the auto-trading industry, just across the street from me there was another dealer called Phil, and he'd called himself 'Phenomenal Phil's'! Of course, the prime difference between us was that he was a bull, which obviously meant he got more customers! I think I got the last laugh, though; my idea of calling myself 'Phelonious Phil' really suckered in the- uh... I mean, drew in the ironic crowd of the modern age!

Grotesque Cute

Why is the cute character doing such a cruel thing!? D=

The Power of Creation

Eh, if it were up ta me, nobody would have that kinda power. I fink it'sh jusht too dangeroush. Jusht think what would happen if shomeone ushed that kinda power for evil!

Mexicans Love Speedy Gonzales

You know, I don't understand being flattered by such stereotypes. If somebody mocked pirates like that, they'd meet my Tinkerbats soon.

Was Once a Man

Funny you should bring that up. I have more experience with the inversion...or maybe that's closer to an inverse Baleful Polymorph. Still, having seen both ends of the anthropomorphic scale, I can understand how the loss of one's identity and transformation into something monstrous can be profoundly disturbing. I don't get why you care so much about looking human, though. There are definite advantages to having an animal form.

Delusions of Eloquence

If I met someone who was like that I'd never talk to them again.

Higher Education Is for Women

Well, I was a college drop-out, so...

Noble Male, Roguish Male.

Aye, I thinks that I would be the Roguish one..... Spy is probably the gentleman they're looking for.. or even that Soldier.

Dethroning Moment Of Suck

I have had...too many of those.

Pointy Ears

I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot.

Groot grins.

Covert Pervert

I'm kinda like that. With Tsubomi..... heh. Don't tell her.

Macho Masochism.

D -∞> That comes across as more than a little f∞lish to me

D -∞> What you'd be proving with something like that is that you're a lunatic, really

There Is No Kill Like Overkill

edited 20th Jun '17 8:24:42 PM by InfinityRyujin

Diglett dig? (like a voltorb when it explodes?)

Corrupt Corporate Executive

Now that's just sad. I hate it when the people in power use their power to hurt others like that.

Things That Go "Bump" in the Night

edited 22nd Jun '17 4:12:46 PM by DrNoPuma

I HAVE FEAR!
Kaizo Trap

CHEATER. CHEATERCHEATER-

Caliborn begins to break everything in the room, as both Gamzee and the Felt look on in silence, before Gamzee lifts up a thumb, and moves in to comfort him.

One massive amount of clanging later, a heavily wounded Gamzee waddles away, as Caliborn laughs, distracted by the limping. Anger: gone

No-Holds-Barred Beatdown

Violence is sometimes necessary if you're defending yourself or others, but I wouldn't go that far.

Last-Second Chance

I usually have to give this to all the people whose dental hygiene has gone down an alleyway of hell, but they almost always refuse!

Poke in the Third Eye

I dunno. If I had a third eye, I wouldn't poke it!... well, maybe a little...

Seeing Through Another's Eyes

adopts Pstandard Psychic Pstance, then mimes looking through binoculars, chuckles to herself

(Sounds like it could be useful to spy on people!)

Ruins of the Modern Age