We are your friends
Class: Euclid
Allegiance: PLATTER
Please be advised: This vigilante taxonomist shall not be confused with similarly named wights on other sites. The handle is very commonly used.
As you know, carrots are a very noisy vegetable. Do not eat carrot when operating heavy machinery. Lawyers are not friendly with carrot-based cameos. A terran lurker should eat carrots whilst curling. That's what everybody needs, eat carrots and become orange.
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Troper Profile
Religious Profession
- Protestantism
Skillset
- High Master Lyer
- Note: Subject's proficiency in manufacturing Sodium Hydroxide is a lie. Skill item is only present under the subject's request.
- Proficient Cook
- Dabbling Dwarfputer Engineer
- Proficient Dwarfputer Operator
- Proficient Dwarfputer Programmer
- Skilled Drafter
- Adequate Graphic Artist
- Novice Illustrator
Alignment
| Alignment | Neutral Good |
| Propensity | Chaotic Neutral |
Reported Illegal Troper Activities
- Complete disregard for the preview button
- Memetic forum suggestion
- Potholing
- Spoiler tag abuse
- Word Cruft
Pages Launched
- Flunk Punk Rumble
- Note: Subject's very first launched article. Novice Troper errors may or may not be present at the page.
- The Happy Video Game Nerd
- Nujabes
- Pro Gamer Gauntlet
- Psychotaku
- Ubunchu
- Kaichou Wa Maidsama
- Crossovers.Touhou: A list of Touhou crossovers.
Not Forum Avatars
☢Caution☢: BUNNIES
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| We do not wish to celebrate this new year |
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| Choose your weapon carefully |
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| Meow? |
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| You shall not pass |
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| Ran | Ran | Ru |
Tropes Applicable
- Ahoge
- Status: Removed
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander
- Note: Sometimes when the leaves fall down, the cats doesn't seem to care.
- Feel No Pain
- Magnitude: Limited, Type-specific (Resistance of extremities to heat)
- Note: Acquired after years of practicing culinary activities.
- Glasses
- Status: Subject no longer uses glasses day-to-day. Glasses only used only when absolutely necessary
- Lazy Artist
- The Noseless
- Status: Improving
- Rubber-Hose Limbs
- Status: Used only in storybook style illustrations
- Non Descript Hands
- Status: Improving, slow
- Only Six Faces
- Status: Improving, slow
- The Noseless
- Moustache de Plume
- Rapid-Fire Typing
- Note: Consistent above-average typing speed after ten consecutive tests with less than 5% deviation.
- Renaissance Man
- Talkative Loon
- Note: Onions are your friend; go eat a raw apple.
- The South Paw
- Tsundere
- Type: B
- Addendum: Recent sensor readings indicate a gradual shift to Dandere due to recent bouts of Character Development. Said Development is reported to be within normal human level fluctuations.
- Weak, but Skilled
Gathering information on meme...
Critical Error: Buffer Overflow
Modifying permissions...
Done!
Memory allocated for vandalysis below the line.
- HELLO, JCRUZ. I AM TOTALLY NOT A SOCK PUPPET AT ALL.
Oh btw, you should make sure you're defining your array sizes correctly ;) - jhax- Oh yes you are. Because of you, I suddenly look like a pathetic loner! Also, I use vectors instead of arrays! - jcruz
- You seem pretty cool, for a member of Platter. I'm a FORKS person, myself. ~ Aliroz The Confused.
- Yay!
- Wraithsight here thx for the coding advice on my page, its always welcome.
- Ohoho. Wait till you find out about Tables!
- Mamanerd returning the graffiti love, along with a complimentary fruit basket. *Holds fruit basket aloft*
- I SAW WHAT YOU DI— did you say fruits? Yay!
- System.out.println("Have some Java."); //Sadly I ran out of coffee. - Bisected8
- Getting some java... Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException
- Ha! I has a troper page! And who's the one who said I can't? - jhax
- I never said you can't.
- So, even though I found it already, thanks for the link to Writer's Block, it really helps when I'm attempting to go to my conversations. - Tre
- You're welcome!
- Godot Was Here
- Weh? Really? Where?
- Us Liberal Artisans will rule the world!!!! - iamdatroper
- For the Revolution!
- I be sharing the vandalism love back at you. - Balmung
- うるさい! *slap* That still doesn't mean we're sweethearts! *blush*
- I SHALL HAVE MY VENGENCE! — A Crack In Time
- BWAHAHAHA! Puny Earthling! Nothing Can Stop Me Now!
- The Faeries made me do it. - StolenByFaeries
- No, not Cirno!
- This is vandalism. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. —a Legendary Vandal
- On the item is an image of a Troper. On the item is an image of a Troper Page. The Troper is laughing. The Troper Page is making a plaintive gesture. This artwork relates to the creation of sgrunt's masterful rendition of Magicpants the Butcherpeacefulness by jcruz.
- Where am I? What's going on? Am I real? Is it me, John Wayne?Is it you? - OrangeSpider
- Oh no! It's an existential nightmare all over again!
- Fellow Pinoy FTW! :D -Nekoalexa
- \(^o^)/
- You sound really cool. ~ Braincogs
- ...But if you take a thermometer, my core temperature is actually around 43 degrees celsius, which is a little bit warm in my opinion.
- Hey hey hey... hey. -Shadow Bender
- Yo yo yo... yo!
- I AM JOHN GALT!! Well, no. And I'm thankful for it. - Amused Troper Guy
- Who?! Oh wait, I thought you were Doctor Caligari.
- I approve of your forum signature. :D —Harpsichord
- Ludwig Van Beethoven: Officially approved by the United Sentient Keyboard Instruments Union
- Hello, Troper Jcruz. So I herd u liek cerebrospinal fluids, eh? Why not sample my medulla oblongata instead? - DL
- Eh. I don't like medullas. They taste like involuntary muscular functions. Well, not really. I'm lyeing. I love medullas!
- Eh. I don't like medullas. They taste like involuntary muscular functions. Well, not really. I'm lyeing
- Hello jcruz. I LIKEZ FOOWD —Eternal Noob
- Foowd?! No! My one weakness! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
- The Great Mineralizator was here. He mineralized some organic tropes. BAMF! - Belfagor
- Hmmm... I guess I could weaponize some inorganic tropes...
- I hope that limestone was enough. Could you add some tropes on my wall in change? Please?
- Space Whale Deployed.
- For Love and Honour! -Naoe Kanetsugu
- Foreach Love as Honour
- Do print Honour in string form
- Foreach Love as Honour
- hello there! i was just browsing through the troper pages. hi. -Passerby
