They get them sometimes.
"Until next time, listeners, here's hoping all your dice rolls are... Critical Hits"
— Stephen Schleicher, at the end of each episode
If you came looking for the Game Mechanic which results in high damage, that's over here.
This page is for a Spin-Off
of the Major Spoilers Podcast
, in which the hosts and a couple of their friends play in a 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons
campaign. The team is made up of gamers who are completely new to Dungeons and Dragons, those who have been playing since Third Edition, and even one guy who’s been playing since the AD&D days.
The plot of the campaign follows a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits
as they try to stop The Void, a group of Insane Gods
, from invading their plane of existence. The first and second seasons had them racing to keep the Moon from smashing into the Earth
, and in the third season, they've been recruited by a Higher Power
to help cleanse a part of the Astral Sea of the remaining Lunar Monsters. For the fourth season, the party heads to the Feywild, Orem's home plane, in order to restore the balance tht was upset by the unnatural lunar activity of previous seasons. The group includes Orem Rivendorn
of the Eladrin, Halston Thorkelson aka "Torq"
, Randus du Thane
, and Smith the Sorcerer
, who has since been replaced by Ket H'zard
the Half-Elf Warlock. In Season Four, they're joined by an elf ranger, Trelle
It does take occasional breaks to answer listener questions, and Stephen and Rodrigo have created a set of podcasts which focus on Game Mastering 101, with its own set of characters. (Episodes 58-62).
The show itself is a delightful pastiche of learn-by-example play, nerd humor and old-time radio serials. It is a great way to introduce people to Dungeons & Dragons
4th Editions and Role Playing Games
, enjoyable to both old and new players or people just interested in a good fantasy story.
You can find the episodes here,
or download them from iTunes.
This Series Provides Examples Of:
- Affably Evil: The Thing That Shatters the Sky.
- Ma and Pa also get a namecheck as this, from Brian
- A God Am I: The Thing That Shatters The Sky pulls this on all the other Gods of The Void.
- Arc Words: Ket: "I hate this place...", always under his breath, always punctuating an occurrence or explanation of something insane that is standard procedure in the Feywild.
- Audible Sharpness: Invoked with the Hogba's Black Mistress battleaxe.
- A Wizard Did It: Well, technically some Insane Gods did it - the moon is explained to be livable only due to the will of The Void.
- Promoted Fangirl: Adriana listened to Critical Hit a lot before she was invited onto the show by Rodrigo in season 4. The guys often joke about the extensive notes that she has on previous episodes, and she usually recalls details the other players have long forgotten.
- Action Girl: Four examples, two of which are friendly NPCs, and one PC.
- The Queen's Rebellious Daughter is a scientist who uses resonance to zap things. She's pretty handy in a fight.
- Bao Bel-Bina is a tiefling Avenger who serves Erathis.
- The third is Trelle, an elf ranger that recently joined the party.
- Fourth is Orem's sister Kammis, an Eladrin wizard specializing in familiars.
- Adventure-Friendly World: The world is being attacked by insane extraterrestrial gods, who send their monstrous creations to attack, as well as having built towers on the Earth and the moon to draw them together. And even after that's been dealt with, there are plenty of quests they're needed for.
- Adventure Towns: Moonhold, The Exilarchy of Cogs' city, and Diamond Throne.
- Alien Sky: Two: One happens after The Void's first attempt to smash the moon into the Earth, described by Rodrigo as constantly red, filled with clouds and roiling lightning. The second is when the heroes are transported to the moon, described as a bubble surrounding the atmosphere with a blurry view of the planet itself.
- All Just a Dream: Used to devastating effect, not once but twice, in the Demonweb .
- All There in the Manual: Rodrigo was kind enough to do an interview after the first story arc, another interview about the second, and a third after Lords of the Feywild. He also answers questions about Critical Hit in the same forum, and has a series of world building articles posted 
- An Adventurer Is You: It's a D&D Game.
- An Axe to Grind: Torq's Weapon of Choice is a Great Axe.
- Applied Phlebotinum: Thoney's Airship floats because its hull is coated in "Astral Brine".
- Later on, many of Randus' ship designs are heavily powered by "Elasma", which can be vented, etc.
- Badass Normal: Torq definitely counts, being nothing more than incredibly tough and strong in a party of magic users.
- Bag of Holding: Technically, the gang has a Handy Haversack, but it's basically a bag of holding in backpack form.
- Big Damn Heroes: When the Torqletones shut down the tower in Episode 7.
- Big Eater: 17 Funnel cakes, to go!
- Blondes Are Evil: The evil cultist the Torqletones fight twice is handsome and has long blonde hair.
- Averted with Orem, who has blonde hair, but is (almost) the leader of the Torqletones.
- Blue and Orange Morality: The Void are gods who see no problem with creating and destroying entire races at their will, and constantly vie for dominance over one another, not caring who gets in the way.
- Body Horror: Plenty of examples, which is to be expected in a campaign full of Insane Gods.
- Some of the cultists who worship The Void allow themselves to become hosts to creatures from the moon that do this.
- There's also the little white creatures Orem and Smith fight - their eyes are misshapen, and their limbs are all different sizes, to the point where some walk on one hand and one leg because those are the two limbs who touch the ground.
- Smith himself, randomly spawning magic items from various points on his body. Painfully.
- D&D Brian namechecks this trope when the Torqletones fight the Candle Heads for the first time.
- Brick Joke: Torq is now a priest of Corellon. They joked about him multiclassing to Cleric back in season one.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Torq is a half orc fighter with almost no skills... except killin' things. In this he excels.
- Buffy Speak: Matthew has a habit of calling things "frammistats" when he can't immediately think of the word he wants. There's also a lot of terms like "fighty fighty" and "talky talky", usually from Torq's direction.
- Camp Straight: Orem often falls into this, with him paying close attention to his appearance, and the softness of his hair.
- Can't Argue with Elves: Stephen constantly plays Orem as disdainful of Elves and condescending towards all non-Eladrin. No one seems to be disturbed by this. This is explained early in the show as a hypertrophied version of the trope when Rodrigo describes the Eladrin to Stephen for the first time: "Eladrin are to regular elves as elves are to humans."
- Catch Phrase: The main one is Torq's "Uh... whut?", but Randus' "Indeed" is a close second.
- In the third season we appear to have Ket's "I don't cheat; I very rarely bluff" as a new one.
- Rodrigo often has NPC's say "I see" in response to the party's shenanigans.
- Torq also seems to have taken a shine to "I duck." in response to any attack made against him. It usually doesn't work.
- Trelle's Stare.
- Rodrigo has 'Anyway' when trying to get everyone back on track.
- Celestial Bureaucracy: Season 3 takes place in the goddess Erathis' City in the Astral Sea, which is definitely run by bureaucrats
- Combat Medic: Randus, who has a Magitek crossbow and some offensive spells.
- Cool Airship: Thony's Proud Baroness.
- Critical Hit: Torq scores these often, interestingly enough, and Matthew is one of two players playing by remote. He gets paranoid that people will think he's cheating and has offered to have the DM roll for him.
- Cursed with Awesome: Smith "suffers" from some unique side-effects of the moon nearly crashing into the Earth.
- Deal with the Devil: In season three, Asmodeus tries to strike a deal with Ket, Torq, Seven Owls Wise, and Albrecht Ghostbeard. Asmodeus makes a different deal with Ket, becoming his sponsor in the Kobold Alley competition.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: The End of Season 2 has our heroes defeat The Thing That Shatters the Sky.
- Don't Explain the Joke: Rodrigo says this word-for-word to Matthew on at least one occasion.
- Dumb Muscle: Torq.
- Eldritch Abomination: The Void are a group of insane, evil Gods who inhabit the Campaign World's moon, plus the countless number of creatures they create and destroy on a whim, often sending them to fight the heroes.
- The Fair Folk: All over Season 4, which takes place in the Feywild.
- Five-Man Band: As of Season 4.
- For Science!: Evoked by Randus occasionally, and The Queen's Rebellious Daughter.
- Forest Ranger: Trelle, friend to all nature right up until it's killing her horribly.
- Friend to All Living Things: Trelle's interactions with all living creatures, Adriana refers to this as Trelle "Disney princessing it"
- Game Master: Rodrigo, Stephen and Rob.
- Matthew, while an old-school Game Master, has outright stated that he doesn't expect to ever run a game for Critical Hit, partially due to rules issues and partly due to trying to stand in Rodrigo's long shadow.
- Gadgeteer Genius: Randus and Thony.
- Genre Savvy: The players, for sure. Not so much their characters.
- Gunboat Diplomacy: Ket employs Torq as his support in this from time to time when trying to get information from others.
- Half-Human Hybrid: Ket is a Half-Elf, and Torq is a 3/4 Orc (his mother was a full Orc and his father a Half-Orc).
- High-Altitude Battle: With the Lunar Dargon in Episodes 27 and 28.
- Hit Points: Since this is a Dungeons and Dragons campaign, absolutely.
- House Rules: Rodrigo has his own house rules when it comes to Skill Challenges.
- Hopeless Boss Fight: The first fight with Spud. This was one of the most controversial things Rodrigo had done, with a wide range of reactions from fans. He later defended his choice, stating that you couldn't manufacture the "soul crushing defeat" he was aiming for in any other manner.
- Hurricane of Puns: Orem.
Orem: (drinking nectar infused with soda water) "It gives me a lot of pep, see?"
Orem: (presenting fruit pods enchanted to hold recordings of their adventures) "Behold these pods, that I have cast."
- When Ket gains feathers over his body the puns span multiple episodes.
- In and Out of Character: There's a lot, especially when the guys go off on a tangent. Matthew usually does a voice for Torq, at least.
- In-Series Nickname: Introducing the Torqletones!
- Indy Ploy: The Torqletones are really just making it up as they go along.
- Killed Off for Real: Smith at the end of season two.
- Killed Offscreen: Bao Bel Bina dies when her ship is destroyed by She Who Slumbers in Agony. Thony dies of old age sometime before episode 239.
- Kiss Diss: Orem shares one with an Eladrin named Simmy in episode 84.
- Lampshade Hanging: A lot.
Innkeeper: "Sorry, that was my lampshade going off...."
- Large Ham: Matthew, Torq's player, is this 9/10ths of the time. Stephen also qualifies when playing Orem, and ESPECIALLY as a DM. GM Rodrigo has been known to ham it up a bit with some NPCs.
- Leeroy Jenkins: Torq has pulled this once or twice.
- Lunacy: The Void is a collective of insane moon gods, which fits the trope.
- MacGuffin: The Four-Facet Key for the first story arc.
- Magitek: While not ubiquitous throughout the setting, there is definitely some of this stuff, from Randus' crossbow and familiar to The Exilarchy of Cogs.
- Malaproper: Torq malaprops multisyllabic words at LEAST once an episode.
- Meaningful Echo: Orem's sword saying "Kill your Friends!" becomes painfully meaningful during the first fight with Spud.
- Mooks: The Lizard-Monkeys, our first introduction to lunar monsters.
- Mr. Fixit: Randus has to retool a lot of stuff, including himself which crosses over with his role as Combat Medic - just with spanners as well as syringes.
- Names to Run Away From Really Fast: The names of some of the Lunar Gods: She Who Slumbers In Agony, The Thing That Shatters The Sky.
- Never Live It Down: Even over 200 episodes later they keep bringing up trying to diplomacise the horses during an early skill challenge.
- Nice Job Breaking It, Hero: Orem accidentally breaking a small town's protective spell with an overuse of Prestidigation.
- One of Us: Aside from obviously being gamers and geeks of a variety of stripes, the players often reference tropes.
- In fact, this very page was referenced in a Q&A session.
- Our Monsters Are Different: GM Rodrigo loves taking monsters from the books and changing what they look like in order to give them an Eldritch Abomination feel.
- Our Werewolves Are Different: Smith goes through various states of wolf, but most notably when bloodied in battle.
- Power Fist: Randus early on loses and arm and replaces it with a metal one, it becomes his melee weapon.
- Previously On: "Last time on Critical Hit."
- Proud Scholar Race: The Eladrin of the Feywild, or downright snotty in case of young graduate Orem Rivendorn.
- Religious Bruiser: Halston Thorkelson, newest anointed priest of Corellon.
- Robot Buddy: Randus's assistant and Thony's raven.
- Running Gag: Torq jumping out windows.
- "Uhhhhh, funnelcake?"
- "Listen to these pods I have cast!"
- Torq rolling 20's and Randus rolling like crap.
- Shipper on Deck: Orem for his sister Kammis and Trelle.
- Sealed Evil in a Can: Thony casually hands one of these to Orem. Well, it was casual until Rodrigo hung a lampshade from it.
- Shout-Out: Considering this is a show with 5-6 nerds, pretty much every episode contains a few references to movies, whether it's something one of the players say, or something within the campaign itself. Matthew is particularly egregious.
- Spell My Name with an "S": It's Randus. Not Randice, Randis, or Randace. Also, it's The Thing That Shatters the Sky, not He Who Shatters the Sky.
- Halston Thorqelson's nickname is spelled T-O-R-Q.
- Notably it's not just the fans who mess these up. Stephen's descriptions have contained both of these errors.
- Straight Gay: Trelle. She used to date Orem's sister Kammis, who this trope would also apply to.
- Talking Weapon: One of Orem's swords, that he never uses well until he has to. Because all it does is tell him to kill his friends.
- Title Drop - As the quote at the top of the page says, it's at least once an episode, plus whenever someone (Torq) scores an actual Critical Hit.
- Unexpected Successor: Orem becomes this in the eyes of Torq when Moonhold's entire town guard with the exception of Torq die.
- What Measure Is An NPC: Joked about in the fight to save a bunch of panicky gnome villagers.
- Wizarding School: The Cerulean Academy of Magic.
- Weapon of Choice: Each of the player characters has at least one.
- Orem: At first he uses a Magic Wand, but later decides to opt for a Cool Sword, appropriate as he's the closest thing the party has to a leader. Interestingly, he only started actually hitting people with it after some coaching by Torq.
- Randus: A Crossbow, with lots of crazy attachments and gizmos. Lately, he's also been using his Robotic Arm as a weapon.
- Torq: A Great Axe, fitting his status as The Big Guy.
- Smith: Daggers, though he doesn't fit the trope as he uses them to channel his magic rather than cut people.
- Ket: A Whip, fitting his status as a swashbuckling rogue.
- Trelle: Uses two types of weapons; either longswords, or bows.