Nightmare Fuel: Family Guy
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND.
This show started out as sort of a denser and wackier
take on The Simpsons
, which of course already has enough regular Defanged Horrors
. In recent years (especially after getting uncancelled
for the second time between 2002 and 2005), it's almost started going into South Park
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Pre-Cancellation: Seasons 1- 3
- The "Super-Griffins" segment of Viewer Mail #1, due to the implied and outright stated amount of collateral damage. In short, never give any of the Griffins super-powers. Unless it's Meg.
- The post-apocalyptic episode, Da Boom. The whole episode was scary, especially where Stewie mutates into a head with octopus arms, then lays eggs, which hatch into MORE Stewie heads with octopus arms, that take over the town.
- Stewie nightmare about being kidnapped by Santa in "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas".
- From "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein": "Tony Robbins hungry!" It was disturbing the way Tony Robbins engulfed Peter like a python.
- Three words: No. Paper. Towels.
- "Dammit Janet's" "Realm of Forgotten Children"
- The inside of Stewie's mouth at near the end of "Mind Over Murder".
- Being a parody of Poltergeist, the episode Petergeist had some genuinely disturbing moments, such as when Peter tears his face and morphing into Hank Hill.
- James Woods unstable Crazy Jealous Guy side which shows up in "Peters Got Woods".
- The scene where Peter and Brian come home and see Woods waiting like a stood-up date.
- In "Deep Throats", Cleveland wrecking Brian's cab with a baseball bat, then turning into a black panther.
- Lois getting drenched in scalding hot cooking oil in "Petarded." After nearly 10 years, Alex Borstein's scream is still just as chilling.
- Joan in "I Take Thee Quagmire": "I love you, Glenn." (insert Slasher Smile).
- Peter convinces him to get a divorce using champagne and Lois's breasts, and when he tries to broach the subject she threatens to cut herself with a kitchen knife and then cut him.
- In "Whistle While Your Wife Works," Peter accidentally blows all his fingers off with fireworks.
- From "Barely Legal," Joe is training Peter, Glenn, and Cleveland to be cops. They are locked in a room together, Joe, who can see them through the window, says: "One of you is on PCP. In a few seconds, one of you will go completely insane." Quagmire calmly looks at his wrist, and says nonchalantly: "Ugh... How'd all this skin get on here?" and proceeds to RIP THE SKIN OFF OF HIS HAND as Peter and Cleveland scream bloody murder.
- Meg's obsession over Brian, which led to her kidnapping him and trying to seduce him.
- The ending of "Chick Cancer." Stewie killing Olivia and Victor by fire?
- A minor one in Road to Germany, where Brian and Stewie travelled back in time to find Mort and are attending the wedding of one of Mort's ancestors. As the (Jewish) music plays the scene switches between happy wedding guests dancing with the couple and the Nazis rolling out tanks and aircraft ready to begin attacking Poland. Then the bombing starts and the music stops, the dancers stop and look at the doors. It's just creepy...
- A joke in "Ocean's Three and a Half" that shows the midsection of Seamus to be made out of wood.
- Mort being injured because he's Jewish in "Road to the Multiverse" and "Family Goy". In the latter, he says that being shot is how people say hello to him.
- In the subplot of "Quagmire's Baby", Stewie creates a retarded clone of himself (dubbed Bitch-Stewie). Later, he creates a "Bitch-Brian" even more dumb than "Bitch-Stewie." At the end of the episode, both clones slowly begin to decay— Bitch-Brian loses his jaw, and his upper stair of teeth— gums too. And Bitch-Stewie has an eyeball hanging out. Suddenly, Bitch-Brian melts extremely graphically, with his muscles and bones visible (the bones melt too). And Bitch-Stewie melts, too. Afterwards, Brian comments he has an urge to lick the bloody puddle of ex-clones.
- In "Dog Gone", Brian unties a violent dog, which then viciously attacks and kills a smaller dog before being shot to death by cops. Not before biting one of the cops in the neck. The fact that there are dogs like that in Real Life just makes it worse.
Stewie: I think that's why it was tied up.
- Stewie's head injury in Brian Griffin's House of Payne. He is unconscious, his brain is visible, starts to rot, even a raccoon starts mauling it.
- "The Splendid Source", since it was based off a short story, is pretty dark and unusual. One moment that stands out is when the gang is caught by The Men in Black and have burlap sacks put over their heads while The Men in Black whack them unconscious with their guns.
- Also, when Peter stabs Cleveland with a pencil (and Cleveland returning the favor a bit later).
- "April In Quahog" has it's moments:
Peter: Let'er go!
- A bull raping Peter in "Dial Meg For Murder."
- Brian & Stewie has Brian and Stewie getting drunk on scotch. Then Stewie asks Brian to pierce his left ear. However, Brian's not too careful with it and causes the ear to bleed. Then Brian says that it's too thick to go all the way through and yanks it out. Stewie's ear is open and bleeding profusely.
Brian: Oh, wow! Oh, [bleep].
Stewie: Wha-wha-wha-what is it?
Brian: There's so much blood.
- This line in particular, when Brian is looking at Stewie's left ear and we see a close-up of it, with the bottom cut open:
Brian: I don't think it's gonna close.
- The scenes of the episode "Seahorse Seashell Party" pictured above, when Brian is hallucinating from mushroom, contain the most horrible, grotesque and terrifying scenes in the show. Among them, Stewie becoming a kind of snake-demon. After that, comes something even worse: Brian is transported to a hallucinogenic trip where everything is dark and horrible, and there observe Peter Griffin naked, tortured and roasted by monsters and demons while singing "The Wheel on the Bus" (the image on the right, so here, draw your own conclusions), Lois twisting the head and leaving two snakes for eyes. The laughter the Stewie devil makes while Brian falls into a bottomless pit in hell is very disturbing too.
- "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q": Everything about the episode was just frightening and depressing, as it's Family Guy actually showing that a man beating up a woman isn't funny (never mind that women on the show always get beaten up and ragged on mercilessly for sick laughs).
- The cutaway gag of James Woods' resurrection in "Tom Tucker: The Man And His Dream", where doctors transfusing a life force out of a 17-year old girl to him.
- And apparently, Chris doesn't take bad news very well.
- "Killer Queen" has Chris being strangled to near death. And it's not Patrick! But an obese eating champion who is envious of Chris.
- Plus the flashback shots of Patrick strangling fat people and his entrance to Lois and the others.
- Those who were strangled at the fat camp have discolored skin, veins popping out of their necks, and their are mouths wide open (probably with looks of horror). The thing is they all had similar features like Chris, mainly blond hair.
- Stewie notices the Uncanny Valley that is Queen's News Of The World robot.
- That goddamn Jump Scare with the scratch-off card.
- Then the robot's appearance near the end (think of the ending to Fun and Fancy Free).
- Peter getting mauled by a puma. in You Can't Do That On Television, Peter.
- "Leggo My Meg-O". It's not suprising if you're familiar with the film it's based on.
- Some parts of the climactic fight between Stewie and Penelope, including where Stewie stabs Penelope right through the arm. See the entire fight here.
- Penelope giving a kid a cyanide pill.
- "Amish Guy" has Peter doing the really old cartoon gag where the steam coming off a freshly baked pie forms beckoning fingers and tries to go up Peter's nose, which is supposed to draw Peter into eating the pie. When Peter refuses, the steam somehow starts ripping off Peter's clothes so it can rape him. We then see the steam is also holding Quagmire's eyes open, forcing him to watch.
- Family Guy Viewer Mail 2:
- The ending of the "Fatman and Robin" sketch in Family Guy Viewer Mail #2. We have a twist on the classic Midas Touch story. After made angry by a Robin Williams roast, he shouts to God that he wishes everyone was Robin Williams. He's struck by lightning, and when he wakes up in the hospital, discovers he has the power to turn whoever he touches into Robin Williams. He starts out having fun, turning his kids, Tom Tucker, various patrons at the Drunken Clam, Joe's legs, and several others into Robin Williams. Then he wakes up, and discovers that Lois has been turned into Robin Williams. He comes down to Brian for help, shaking him in panic, turning him into Robin Williams. A tea kettle he picks up gets the face of Robin Williams.. He tries to blow his brains out, the revolver turns into Robin Williams. He runs out the door (which turns into Robin Williams) running with all the Robin Williams' around, jumps in front of a car to kill himself, the car turns into Robin Williams and he's fine. He's chased by a mob of Robin Williams' to a cliff, and they're all telling jokes. He jumps and notices the large rock below him, closing his eyes and smiling, as he'll be released from this nightmare. The rock turns into Mrs. Doubtfire and he's unscathed. After convincing all but 5 Robins to leave Quahog, we cut to the Griffin's kitchen, with the Robin's dressed as Peter's family members (Stewie actually wasn't turned since he disguised himself, but Peter didn't know that) with Peter, who's hair and clothes are a mess, with a disturbed looking grin on his face.. Brian Robin asks for coffee, which Peter passes him, revealing that HE CHOPPED OFF HIS OWN HANDS, LEAVING STILL BLEEDING STUMPS. Now THAT's messed up.
Brian!Robin: Hey Peter, can you pass the coffee?
Peter: (disturbingly calm) Sure, Brian the Dog. Anything for my family.
- In the "Point of Stew" segment. Brian chases a squirrel down with his car on the road. When he kills it, we see the squirrel squished and smeared all over his car tire. Just...ugh.
Stewie: He can't hurt you anymore. (closes the squirrel's eyes)
- Peter's Mexican gas spirit in the episode Stewie Goes For a Drive:
Mexican gas spirit: CON CUIDAAAADO ES EL STIIIIIIIIINKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires guns into the air, scaring the Griffin family*
- Back to the Pilot, anyone? The CG sequence in particular. Surreal animation and Frogmire getting blown apart by a terminator-like Joe, in particular...
- Peter ripping a man's face off in "Grumpy Old Man"
- Also Stewie getting his ears impaled with knitting needless after a car crash.
- In "Quagmire And Meg", the girls going crazy at the Teen Choice Awards(I.E. smashing their heads on the stage, ripping out their eyeballs) and then Wilford Brimley going on a shooting rampage with a shotgun.
- "Vestigial Peter". Just the idea that Peter not only had a vestigial twin, but there's also the fact that it was fully developed and that it could talk is somehow disturbing.
- Sonja from "Quagmire's Quagmire" is Nightmare Fuel at best. An Ax-Crazy, Yandere, sexual maniac woman completely obsessed with Quagmire. His most disturbing moment is when tortures Glen with brass knuckles and whips, and then kidnaps him.
- Arguably, Brian after he shaves himself in "A Fistful Of Meg", although to some he comes across as Ugly Cute (he looks a little like a real life naked mole rat).
- Chris clawing out his own eyeballs after seeing the aforementioned hairless Brian.
- Michael "Mental Mike" Pulaski in general. A screaming, animalistic psychopathic clearly capable of killing somebody whose Hair-Trigger Temper is treated dead seriously by the rest of the cast. He's basically Jeff Fecalman 2.0!
- Plus the scene where Meg sends four tough guys to beat him up. Next time we see them, they're all blood-riddled corpses, and Meg sees the words "YOU'RE NEXT" written on the wall in their blood.
- Mike melting after he sees Meg's boobs.
- When Chris gives Meg "her back".
- Peter cutting his own penis, then gives it to Brian in a package, and then appearing and laughing while bleeding in his lower parts because of the mutilation.
- "Bobba-Dee Babba-Dee". When Peter announces that the family is staying in Italy forever, Stewie decides to do what Italians go and murder their brothers. Stewie then puts a garrote around Chris' neck as blood comes out.
- Everything involving Brian's death was this before he was brought back.
- The DVD scene of Vinny taking a bloodbath.
- "Into Harmony's Way". Kermit and Miss Piggy's baby
- At the end of the episode, Peter goes inside a bus and commits suicide by shooting himself.
- Vinny in the theme song. It's just jarring.
- In "Christmas Guy", the line where Stewie talks about throwing up to maintain his figure. That's right, a one year old having bulimia. Just think about how terrible that is.
- "Peter Problems": Remember that urban legend where the babysitter cooks the baby instead of dinner? Peter invokes this to a horrifying degree- he is seen talking to his kids about cooking them a cornish game hen dinner, only to find out he's wound up cooking his children and seating the game hens for dinner, instead of the other way around. Him pulling a completely roasted Chris out of the oven as well as a view of Meg's severed head exploding in the stove is what invokes the Nightmare Fuel, if only for the fact that it makes him look more dangerously psychotic than incompetent.
- An earlier scene from the same episode, where Peter tries to push a whale back into the ocean using a forklift. He ends up impaling it and tearing it apart in the process. This scene (which is about 2 minutes long) is sure to especially horrify animal lovers.
- "Grimm Job": The "Little Red Riding Hood" segment has the woodsman (Peter) splitting the wolf (Brian) and the grandma (Barbara Pewterschmidt) open with a chainsaw. Worse, Stewie implies he wasn't saving him, but he was a psycho out murdering people.
- The end of the episode is pretty jarring. When Peter says good night to Chris, Herbert appears as soon as Peter closes the door. Worse yet, when Peter says good night to Meg, the camera pans to show that she had apparently hung herself! Seriously, what is with Season 12's obsession with death?
- Peter's hairless twin in "Fresh Heir." Later in the episode, we hear Peter arguing with him offscreen, a gun shot, then his twin wearing his clothes.
- The effects of tobacco on Peter's appearance in "Secondhand Spoke."
- Stewie getting Herpes in "Herpe the Love Sore"
- And Brian has Herpes all under his fur!
- And Chris has it under his lip!
Stewie: You're more Herpes than dog!
Lois: Peter, look what I ma—OH MY GOD!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY GOD WITH THOSE ANTS!!!
- In "Meg Stinks!", we finally learn how Peter funds all of his wacky shenanigans.....armed robbery.
- Peter being in possession of apparent child pornography in "He's Bla-ack!". Yes, you read that right.
Peter: ...women will always band together to stop an offensive art exhibit from coming to town, so I've arranged for all my photos of baby wieners to be put on display.
Peter: What? Why? It's to get our wives back together!
- Peter and Joe beating up Cleveland because he's black.
- Stewie's tantrum in Chap Stewie, during which he turns completely red, sheds Berserker Tears, and violently attacks anyone who approaches him.
- "The Simpsons Guy": Peter and Homer's chicken fight, which ends with both men's faces graphically contorting from punishing each other (including Homer's eye falling out of its socket).
- The whole fight is easily the most graphic thing the Simpsons have ever been involved in, even making the more gorey episodes of Treehouse of Horror look tame. Right after the close-up there's a scene where Peter crushes Homer's hand with a boulder. Seeing Homer screaming in agony as his hand is reduced mushy piles of pulp is horrifying, especially if you're a long time fan who's grown up watching the character since the beginning.
- Brian looking anorexic after he becomes obsessed with jogging in "The Book of Joe," especially the scene with all of his nipples showing. Brian also breaks his leg while jogging, complete with the bone going through his leg.
- "Brian the Closer" has a scene where Peter tries to get out go something boring by giving himself a nosebleed...by sticking a pair of scissors up his nostrils! And this happened twice!
- Peter causing the accident that disfigured Brian. It's not just because of the end result (Brian losing all of his teeth and having his nose completely smashed), but the fact that this is animal abuse Played for Laughs. Worse yet, Lois' refusal to pay to treat Brian because he's not a human and laughing it off as if it was a joke, even though it was Peter's fault this happened? Dear God! How would you like to be deformed after an accident, be in need of medical help, and have your loved ones do that to you?! It's also a Tear Jerker in that regard.