All's fair in snowball fights, Archie.
THIS MEANS WAR!
Fortunately, with this weather, we have plenty of weapons. Just pack the snow into snowballs.
Common in stories featuring children. Also may feature as a lighter moment in military stories.
Putting ice — or rocks — in snowballs, however, can convert it to actually serious (if not deadly
Frequent in Let There Be Snow
Truth in Television
, and a staple of snow days.
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Anime and Manga
- Often occurs in Little Lulu. In most of these, the boys (led by Tubby), attack the girls (led by Lulu) unprovoked, and the girls exact revenge by outwitting the boys.
- A short Transmetropolitan whatchajigger has Spider engaging in a small Lensman Arms Race with his "filthy assistants". They throw snowballs at him, he pulls out what appears to be an automatic snowball gun. They use a cannon.
- X-Factor #53, after Jean buys a fur coat, she and Scott take a walk in the part. When Scott isn't looking, Jean telekenetically throws snowballs at him, and he zapps them with his eye beams before playfully tackling Jean.
- Turns up quite a bit in Archie Comics set during winter. If Dilton Doiley gets involved, expect him to bring in an automatic snow thrower, like the catapult seen in the page image.
- One story had Veronica fed up with her friends' immature snow-throwing behavior, bonding with Dilton who shares her condescension...until she discovers he's stashed away a freezer full of snowballs, planning ahead for the summer.
Films — Animated
- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: Flint, who had never been in a snowball fight before, takes to them with gusto during the Ice Cream Snow Day scene.
- The Land Before Time VIII: At their first experience of "white ground sparkles" (snow), the kids get into snowball fights, the ones with hands throwing them, and the ones without finding other ways like dropping the snow from branches, snow sculptures, and so on. Even the grown-ups get in on the fun, with Mr. Threehorn making a large snowball and rolling it down a slope, and up Grandpa Longneck's body and into his face.
- Rise of the Guardians: Jack Frost's method of choice for everything from helping kids make friends to taking out the Big Bad.
- Beauty and the Beast: Belle is lucky that the enormous snowball done by the Beast didn't hit her (but him, instead.).
- Anna lobs a snowball at the monster conjured by Elsa to drive her and Kristoff away from her. This only makes him mad.
- In this bumper ad, Anna hits Elsa with a snowball when her back is turned, only to find herself severely outmatched.
Films — Live-Action
- In Elf, Michael starts warming up to Buddy after a snowball fight.
- Jack Frost (not the killer snowman) gets into a huge one with his son and some school yard bullies.
- In Jack Frost II (with the killer snowman), there is a charity driven snowball fight where the killer gets involved and he kills the participants in ridiculous ways.
- The entire plot of The Dog Who Stopped The War centers on a massive, escalating snowball fight.
- In The Bishops Wife, a little girl gets allowed into one with some secret divine assistance on her opening toss.
- Conspiracy: The younger SS soldiers who are guarding the Wannsee compound engage in a snowball fight near the end of the conference, before Eichmann angrily berates them for unprofessional conduct and threatens to send them all to the Russian front.
- Laura Ingalls Wilder's The Long Winter featured a snowball fight among the older students at school, and their rather young teacher.
- Sandy Mitchell's Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM had to break up snowball fights on some of the colder worlds they were posted on. Turns out the soldiers Cain normally travels with come from an Ice World, where snowball fights are Serious Business.
- In William King's Space Wolf novel Grey Hunter, after a fight with ice fiends, Sven and Ragnar's heckling each other is turned into a snowball fight.
- Most Harry Potter books. Special mention goes to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, where Fred and George bewitched snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrell's turban. Fridge Brilliance sets in when you realize they were unknowingly smacking Voldemort in the face.
- In Fritz Leiber's Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser, the women of Fafhrd's people gang up on their men to pummel them with snowballs when they offend too badly.
- In Twilight, several of Bella's classmates have a brief fight with a discussion of larger one after school. Even the vampires take part.
- In The Edge Chronicles, Quint takes part in a giant snowball fight with the entirety of the Upper and Lower Halls of the Knights Academy.
- In Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files novel Small Favor, Harry has Molly practice her shields by having her siblings throw snowballs. (Which is one hell of a lot nicer than what he learned with. Namely, baseballs.)
- In Patricia C. Wrede's Thirteenth Child, William and Eff are ambushed by six children using snowballs — and putting rocks in them.
- In Robertson Davies's Deptford Trilogy, the narrator's life is transformed when he ducks a snowball thrown by a friend: the effects of this snowball are the motivating action of the trilogy.
- Thomas Pynchon's "Mason & Dixon" begins with an image of a snowball fight that also recalls an asterisk.
- In one of the 1632 novels, spymaster Nasi realizes that some boys shoveling the streets are planning to throw some snowballs at him, so he pulls a pre-made snowball out of his coat pocket and hits them first. He lost the resultant fight, but he considered the look on his target's face when he got the first hit in to be worth it.
- Ayla gets into one with Jondolar and a few others in Shelters of Stone despite being nine months pregnant.
- Sister Alice has ritualized, Serious Business Snowball wars, call Snowars, set up between two teams composed of a smattering of very young Great Family members, intended to make it easier for different Family members to cooperate at a young age. Two teams alternate between defending and attacking a fort made of ice, using microchines fired from cannons to heat up the fort walls and break though. Snow is compacted and shoved into pneumatic, double-barreled rifles which can cause grievous damage, and snow is fired from pneumatic cannons capable of killing the contestants. However, because of the Healing Factor and general hard-to-killness of humanity, it's rare for anyone to be more than annoyed or out of action for more than a few days when their skull is crushed or spine broken.
- In Murderess, Bridget throws snowballs at Lu’s window to taunt her. Lu goes outside and starts one of these in retaliation. It quickly escalates into a school-wide Curb-Stomp Battle against Bridget.
- Unsere Mütter, unsere Väter: Brothers Friedhelm and Wilhelm, both Wehrmacht soldiers, engage in a snow fight on a quiet Christmas Eve at the Russian front, reminding them that they thought the war would soon be over so they could be Home by Christmas.
- Epidemic. Some of the strips which have included snowball fights as major themes:
- Peanuts had this, being a strip about childhood. In one, Snoopy laments that he was never taught to throw snowballs.
- Snowball fights are Serious Business to Calvin, who takes them to Warrior Poet levels although he usually has nobody to fight with besides Hobbes or a reluctant Susie. During summer, he uses water balloons instead. (Except the time when he saved a snowball in the freezer til July... and missed.)
- Rose Is Rose Clem often hogs snowballs. Mimi catches on quickly when shown.
- Garfield and Odie, out for world domination with a snowball catapult.
- Frazz has Frazz and Caulfield throw them more than once. At one point Caulfield suggests snowball fights could replace wars; Frazz says it would mean they would all speak Finnish.
- Bill Cosby, on his vintage album "Revenge", recalls his childhood attempt to get back at Junior Barnes for hitting him with a slushball - he makes the perfect snowball (complete with Barnes's name on it), stores it in the freezer, and waits until July, having long since befriended Barnes to put him off guard...and then finds his mother had thrown the snowball away. So he goes back outside and spits on him.
- The tutorial to combat in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance happens in a form of schoolyard snowball fight.
- One South Park videogame featured snowballs as a basic weapon. The upgraded version was, naturally, yellow snowballs.
- Super Robot Wars Z has one of these as one of its crossover antics.
- Past Christmas Events in EVE Online enabled snowball fights between mile-long space battleships.
- BIONICLE has Huai Snowball Sling, where Matoran are in a snowball fight. Every time one of them got hit, snow would gradually build up on their body until they rolled away in a giant snowball.
- One of the mini-games you play in the Skill Course in the Pokeathalon in Pokémon Heart Gold and Soul Silver is a snowball fight between four different teams of 3 Pokemon. The team that gets the most points by hitting the other Pokemon wins.
- Out of the many weapons that are used in Neopets' Battledome, several of them are snowballs, which are all one-use items.
- Bug! has the snow flea enemies in The Burrubs, which pop out of the icy floor on both sides of Bug and throw ice/snow at each other. Unfortunately, they're immune to each others' projectiles, Bug isn't. And Bug isn't even interested in their snowball fight!
- In Ristar, at the end of the first act of Planet Freon, Ristar must defeat the mini-boss this way. In order for him to build a snowball, he will have to be left alone for a few seconds. When Ristar does defeat the mini-boss, it will join his side and assist him in the battle against Itamor in the third act by bringing him hot pizzas for him to throw in his mouth.
- In Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!, Dixie and Kiddy battle Bleak, an evil snowman, this way.
- General Protection Fault had a memorable one, featuring Secret Agent Geek Fooker and his Fiery Redhead girlfriend, using squad-level tactics and stratagems in a knock-down, drag-out snowball-fight against a trio of rival sysadmins. (It ends in a draw.)
- The Great House War from Sluggy Freelance quickly morphs into one of these. Becomes Serious Business when everyone teams up against the unstoppable force that is Bun-Bun.
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- Penny Arcade. Oops, was that a brick?
- Bob and George: Lovely distraction
- Nodwick: To Yeager's dismay, Piffany won't let him use the catapult.
- In Sequential Art, the kids do it to Art.
- In The Whiteboard, an indoor fight breaks out in Doc's office, in the story arc where the cheetah girl Kasi was introduced, starting here.
- In Love and Capes, Abby refuses to let Mark use his powers in one.
- Whateley Universe: Superhero School Whateley Academy is up in the Presidential Mountains of New Hampshire, so they get a lot of snow every winter. The big snowball fight around Poe cottage involves a lot of superpowers, including Quake using her powers to force some snow into a snow 'fort' and Phase using his powers to knock it down.