It's a Long Story
aka: Long Story
subverted / parodied when one character says this in response to being questioned as to what is going on, only for another character involved to sum everything up in one sentence, thus proving that it's not actually that long at all. Another subversion is for the person on the receiving end of the story to say "I have time." This phrase can also be used as a substitute for the explanation of a Noodle Incident. Compare It Makes Sense in Context where this trope is used but not invoked, or To Make a Long Story Short, where the events are quickly recapped.
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Anime and Manga
- Kanon: Ayu tells Yuuichi several times that the reason she's stole Taiyaki is a really long story. He keeps pestering her about it until she gives up and tells him I was hungry.
- Subverted in The Adventures of Tintin: in Tintin Land Of Black Gold, Haddock meets Tintin at the end, and is very adamant in his repeated attempts to explain what happened to him offscreen ("It's quite simple - and, at the same time, rather complicated..."), only to be interrupted every time. Eventually, he gives up, Breaking the Fourth Wall to tell the reader "you'll never know!" The real reason for this was that that Land of Black Gold was an adaptation of a story concept Herge developed before he invented the Haddock character.
- In the introduction of Empowered, why the lily-white Ninjette has a Japanese name.
- In Captain America #282, when asked how he escaped, Captain America tells Nomad it's a long story. A really short explanation comes soon.
- A Crown Of Stars: In chapter 27 Hikari and Touji meet Asuka and Shinji again. Since they had gone through a weird Mindscrew for unknown reasons to them, and their friends were suddenly several years older, Hikari asked what happened to them. Rayana prefaced her explanation with "It is a long story. Short version for now."
- In Kyon Big Damn Hero after Kyon returns to the clubroom with a little cut in the head, a faint line of blood trickling down one cheek:
Haruhi: What happened?Tsuruya: You're still bleeding? But I put a bandage on that for you yesterday!Kyon: Long story.
- In Luminosity, Bella (now a vampire) is called in to help the werewolf pack she activated earlier. When she gets there, she finds the pack in an uproar.
"So..." I said. "What's all this, then?"
"It's a very, very long story," Rachel said stiffly.
"I'm immortal," I said.
- This is a running gag in the Multi Crossover The League of Interdimensional Heroes.
- Spoofed in Dirty Work:
Kathy: Wait, you're brothers?Mitch: Yeah, it's a long story.Sam: My dad boned his mom.Mitch: Okay, it's a short story.
- Near the beginning of the German movie Im Juli, Daniel attempts to use this as an excuse not to tell the guy he's hitchhiking what happened. The guy then points out they're going to be in a very long car trip anyway, so he might as well start. Then we go to the actual plot of the movie.
- Over the course of three movies, John Rambo fought in Vietnam, then got imprisoned for attacking policemen in a small Northwestern town, got re-recruited by the Army and got sent back into 'Nam to rescue PO Ws, then went to Afghanistan to fight the Soviets alongside the mujahideen. Rambo IV found him captaining a taxi boat in Thailand, leading to this exchange:
Sarah: Where are you from?John Rambo: Bowie, Arizona.Sarah: Why'd you leave?John Rambo: I got drafted in 'Nam.Sarah: And you just stayed?John Rambo: ...It's complicated.
- Played uncomfortably straight in the appropriately-titled Paulie as he is talking to the janitor.
Paulie: I'm warning you, it's a long story.Paulie: Okay, Chekhov, sit down.
- From The Wicker Man, "Do sit down, Sergeant. Shocks are so much better absorbed with the knees bent."
- Awesomely spoofed in The Muppet Movie when Fozzie starts to reiterate the whole plot so far to the Electric Mayhem. Kermit decides to save time by letting them read the script.
- In Star Trek: Generations, Geordi and Data go to Ten Forward after the former installs the emotion chip in the latter. Data tries Guinan's latest syntheholic beverage and makes a face. She asks him what he thinks of it, and he says he's not sure because he doesn't recognize the emotion.
Geordi: I'll explain later.
- From Uncle Buck:
Miles: Are you married?Buck: No.Miles: Why not?Buck: It's a long story.Miles: Do you have any kids?Buck: No.Miles: Why not?Buck: It's an even longer story.
- Goodgulf in Bored of the Rings: "Well, once out of the pit..." (chapter ends). Later, when Eorache asks how he escaped: '"It is a long tale, said Goodgulf, taking a deep breath. "Then save it," interrupted Eorache.'
Live Action TV
- Sometimes, an episode of Our Miss Brooks will end with Miss Brooks returning home in the evening, to discuss the events of the day with her landlady, Mrs. Davis.
- Subverted in Happy Endings; Max puts his typical spin on this trope.
Max: Dude, we can do that all for no money at all. Welcome to Max World, TM, circle r.Brad: Really? Wait. You trademarked and registered Max World?Max: It's kind of a long drawn out complicated story with a bunch of different parts. Basically, I didn't. Let's go.
- Spoofed in (what else?) Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Willow: Oz is a werewolf.Buffy: It's a long story.Oz: I got bit.Buffy: Apparently not that long.
Willow: What happened?Buffy: I saw a dummy. It gave me the wig. There...really wasn't a story there.
- And later in the same season:
Xander: Oh God, what'd you do to each other?Buffy: Long story.Cordelia: Got hunted.Buffy: Apparently not that long.
- And then next season on Angel. (Yes, all three episodes are by the same writer too.)
Angel: It's complicated how this all happened, Buffy, you know? It's kind of a long story.Buffy: Your new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to Sunnydale?Angel: Okay, maybe not that long.
- And then during Buffy's final season.
Giles: I told you my concerns when you recklessly chose to remove the chip from his head.Robin: Wait, sorry — chip?Giles: Well, uh, it's a... long story.Buffy: The military put a chip in Spike's head so he couldn't hurt anyone.Giles: And that would be the abridged version.
- Season 9: "It's a medium-long story."
- Inverted in "The Puppet Show."
- And later in the same season:
- Functional equivalent: In Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Dr. Julian Bashir awakens from a coma (in which he has had a vivid dream about his crewmates and battling through the station to save his own life) with the words "You will never believe where I've been." DS9 uses it several times, but only rarely plays it straight. Worf in particular uses it more than once—because he doesn't like talking.
- In The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will's "family" spend the evening with an associate who indulges in unending tedious anecdotes, boring them all. So when Will explains that his recent hijinks are "a long story" they just decide not to probe him on it.
Chiana: What happened to you guys? Why... why didn't you call in?D'Argo: Well, the restaurant, it, uh, sort of burned down - I don't want to talk about it, it's a long story.
- Played with somewhat in Eureka where Sheriff Carter is stuck in a time-loop, but every time the loop resets the energy effect injures him. At first it's minor, but after one of the later resets he comes out of his bathroom covered in cuts and scratches and tells his daughter it's a long story and he'll explain later.
- In an episode of Grey's Anatomy, Arizona and Mark hem and haw about why they're with Callie on her ob/gyn visit, until:
Callie: *points to Arizona* Lesbian lover. *points to Mark* Baby daddy.Dr. Fields: Aaand everyone's a little wigged out.
- On the Heroes series finale, Peter rescues Sylar from a nightmare prison inside Sylar's head. When Parkman, who had put Sylar in the prison, demanded how they escaped, the two of them curtly reply that it's a long story.
- The scene in the Firefly episode "Heart of Gold" where Nandi kisses Mal, doubling as a Call Back to "Our Mrs. Reynolds":
Nandi: What is it?
Mal: Just waitin' to see if I pass out. Long story.
- Subverted on The Muppet Show after Captain Link is injured on the set of a "Pigs in Space" skit (it's kind of hard to describe...)
Den Mother: What happened to him?Kermit: It's a long story... Actually, it's a short story. He did something dumb.
- In the Star Trek: Enterprise episodes "Affliction" and "Divergence" Lieutenant Reed keeps getting into awkward conversations due to getting caught running a black op for Section 31 and being thrown in the brig for it. Since everyone is busy dealing with the Klingons, both he and Captain Archer have no time to explain why he's in the brig to anyone... except when one of the Klingons who attacked the Enterprise gets tossed into the cell next to him. When Reed replies to his inquiry on why he's in the brig with "That's a long story," the Klingon prisoner in turn replies "Entertain me." Reed then manages to give him a minimal-details summary in one line.
- Star Trek: Voyager. In "Projections" this line is spoken by the Doctor to Captain Janeway because the events that have happened are all so convoluted. When Janeway does insist on an answer, she quickly loses patience and orders the Doctor thrown in the brig. Played straight in "Cold Fire".
Tanis: What would an Ocampa be doing on an alien starship?Kes: It's a long story. But I'd like to know what an Ocampa is doing on an alien space station.Tanis: That is also a long story.
- Doctor Who
- "I'll explain later." is a Running Gag in the spoof episode "The Curse of Fatal Death". The early Doctors would use this back when they had more companions, as there was no point explaining something that the audience had already seen, but the companion hadn't because they had been Trapped by Mountain Lions.
- In "The Big Bang", Amy says this to her younger self, who's just opened the Pandorica to find her adult self inside. Adult Amy then sees a timeline on the museum wall showing she's been stuck inside the Pandorica for almost 2000 years, and quips that the story is a lot longer than she thought.
- "Long story" is a catchphrase used by the polar scientists in the 2014 Christmas special "Last Christmas" for what the lab is studying and how any of them got there. The Doctor and Clara use it as well. Played for Drama as these are all details that they can't provide because the lab doesn't exist. They're all trapped in a Dying Dream.
- The Doctor re his Time Travel Romance with River Song. "It's a long story and I don't know much of it."
- In "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe", Madge Arwell tells her son to let dad know she's found a spaceman in a field (the Doctor) but he's injured and can't get his helmet off, so she has to take him to find a police telephone box. When dad asks where mum is, her son wisely replies, "Out."
- Besides being Forever's Catch Phrase, Henry says this to Jo when she decides she wants the truth about his strange past.
- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Fit the Eleventh:
Hurtenflirst: Why do those other two chicks we picked up look exactly like you?
Lintilla: It's a long story.
Hurtenflirst: Quick précis then.
Hurtenflirst: That's neat!
- Conker says this in the intro to Conker's Bad Fur Day, when he begins to explain to the viewer how he became a king and who all the strange people surrounding his throne are. The rest of the game takes place during the previous day.
- In Kingdom Hearts II, when the gang are in Christmastown,
Sandy ClawsSanta Claus asks Jack "What sort of trouble did you bring this time?" Sora asks Jack about it, and Jack replies, "It's a long story!"
Tron: What... what did you do?Sora: It would take too long to explain.
- The same could be said for the entire series' plot in general.
- Played for laughs in the manga adaptation when Sora uses his Keyblade to open a barrier and allow himself and his allies to escape.
- Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge starts with Guybrush hanging above a huge pit holding a rope with left hand and a huge trunk in the right.
Elaine (from another rope): How did you get into this mess?Guybrush: It's kind of a long story.Elaine: That's OK, I've got time.Guybrush: Sigh... (credits start)
- Served with a bit of Lampshade Hanging in this strip from Freefall, changing the focus to Sam and Helix while Florence explains how she ultimately arrived at Dr. Thurmad's house.
- In Schlock Mercenary, after the battle with diamond beetles on the Princess Tyola:
Dr Bunnigus: Why raid food stores? Why not use our original bodies for mass?Schlock: You don't want to hear it. It's a long story.Dr Bunnigus: Try me.Schlock: Well, after I ripped everybody's heads off and froze them, I ate your bodies so I'd be big enough to take on the beetle-monsters.Dr Bunnigus: ... Where does this story start being long?Schlock: Did I say long? I meant disturbing.
- Charby the Vampirate sums up Mye's terrifying night with chibi drawings. It is long indeed, as it started a good 75 pages earlier.
- It's Walky! does the big setup version here:
Rachel: Okay, Joe, I think it's time we told you the sad truth Robin has had to face throughout her childhood. It's a long and sordid tale, and every twist and turn will break your heart.Agatha: Robin's father slept around.
- Subverted in Homestuck when Aranea is asked how the pre-scratch trolls survived the scratch. She, as a writer with a somewhat overdramatic flair, claims that the story requires a lot of detail and context to tell properly. Meenah shoves a hand over her mouth and tells the whole story in a few sentences. Aranea is Not Pleased.
- This is Captain Susano's response in AH.com: The Series upon being asked why his Cyborg Robots With Green Blood have started acting like The Three Stooges.
- This is how Chester A. Bum handwaves some of his more... esoteric claims.
I had no genitalia once! Long story.
- In RWBY's "Yellow" trailer, Yang Xiao Long says this when Ruby Rose asks her, "What are you doing here?"
- In the Gargoyles episode "The Price", Hudson escapes from Xanatos' captivity and finds that clan is mourning the destruction of a statue of himself they thought was him in a permanent stone state. When he reveals himself, the others naturally ask what happened and Hudson responds, "It's a long story and one best told over a cup of hot tea" after which they go back to the Clocktower for that tea.
- Justice League:
- In "Hereafter", Superman is blasted into the future. The world mourns his loss and the League has to stop supervillain rioting in Metropolis. Meanwhile Superman has a nature hike across a crazy post-apocalyptic landscape, and fights giant cockroaches with Heel-Face Turn Vandal Savage as they try to power up a time machine. Superman appears a few days later with a beard, ragged clothes and pops up just in time to take a bullet meant for Batman. What happened to him? "It's a long story." Even better, he starts to try to explain, but it's all: "and then Vandal Savage and I fought some giant cockroaches" and he gives up because everyone's just staring at him. And his...wolfskins and his beard. He left the sword behind, though.
- A lot of Batman's anecdotes are subtle references to Batman: The Animated Series and his comic adventures, truncated with either this or You Do Not Want To Know.
- In one The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh episode, Pooh's friends think he's moving away, so they hold a going-away party for him and see him off. Pooh never intended to move away, but plays along and returns back home after about two seconds. His friends ask him why he's come back so soon. Pooh replies, "It's a long story," probably because he can't think of a good explanation (or for that matter, fully understand it himself as he's a bear of little brain) of how they were mistaken.
- In The Powerpuff Girls episode "The Bare Facts", the Mayor thanks the girls for saving him from Mojo Jojo but asks why they were laughing at the time. They say it is a long story, while the Mayor has time to listen. The three explain the events in "Rashomon"-Style but leave just before revealing what was so funny. While it is shown that it is because the Mayor is naked, that means the girls must have returned him to his office without letting him put his clothes on first.
- Shrek says this to Fiona at the end of Shrek 4D after she gets confused by Donkey's desire to make waffles.
- In the episode "War Dawn" from The Transformers the Aerialbots go back in time and meet Optimus Prime nine million years in the past. When they return, Optimus remembers the incident. Ratchet asks what they're talking about, and Prime says, "Well, it all started about nine million years ago," prompting Ratchet to quip, "Oh great, it's gonna be one of those long stories..."
- In one Danger Mouse episode, Penfold basically turns his back for a moment and then sees that D.M. has escaped from the trap he was just in, and fixed their car as well. Penfold asks how he did it, and D.M. says, "I'll explain... later, Penfold." Penfold: "But how did you fix the car?" D.M.: "I'll explain later, Penfold!"
- Scooby-Doo: In "Decoy For A Dognapper," Velma is groping around for her glasses, which a bat had dropped on Scooby's face. Shaggy retrieves it and gives it to Velma:
Velma: How did you find them?Shaggy: It's a looooong story, Velma!Scooby: Roooong rrory!
- The Flintstones episode "Happy Housewife," where Wilma stars in a TV show about making husbands happy through cooking, only she's been neglecting Fred. The president of a rival TV station takes this to mind and visits Fred:
TV president: How is it being married to the Happy Housewife?Fred: (slow-burn) Ya really wanna know? Then sit down, buster, have I got a story to tell you!