From Prof's Let's Play of Spiderman: Web of Shadows: "Oh, this must be the movie version of Spiderman since all he does is wander around like a emo git."
Prof's reaction after finding out Lex Luthor made Major Force one of his super force:
Professor Otaku: Major Force?! Major Force!? Major frickin Force!?! You stuffed Kyle Rayner's girlfrend into a goddamn fridge, you Chinese Captain Atom Bootleg! Congratulations Lex, you've hired someone crazier than you are.
"He goes through a transformation sequence which, despite being cool, I absolutely must profane." *cue GL transformation set to the Sailor Moon dub theme.*
"I need something to perk me up. Something pink and fluffy. Kinda wobbly and stretchy and...I got it! Lucky Star! *record scratch*...God, what have I done."
"Did these women everwear bras? No. Never. [with a freaked out look on his face]"
"And apparently Anna is still in high school. Let the skivving begin!"
Immediately afterwards, he sort of forgives the May-December Romance partly because of her Hot Mom...only to bring it back up and calculate in XKCD terms that there is at least a 3 year difference between them.
Prof: Someone get Chris Hansen on the line.
Halfway through his review of Animation Runner Kuromi, Prof grabs a "giant ball of estrogen" in order to analyze one of the aspects.
When he finally gets around to reviewing Princess Tutu, he has a brief rage moment wondering why some of the shows he likes are sodamnGIRLY.
The constant mentions of Fakir being in an abusive yaoi relationship with Mytho.
And in the redo during Girly Month, he does it again upon hearing the dub version after claiming he wouldn't.
Salaryman Kintaro: "Oh come on dude, I know your life is dull and everything but are you seriously gushing about PENCILS? Here's a tip — use mechanical!"
From Prétear: "I believe his qualities can best be summed up in song: Douche douche douche douche douche he's a great big douchey bag, douche douche douche douche douche he's a great big douchey bag. Douche douche douche... well you get the idea."
From his Magical Nyan Nyan Taruto review: "He just admitted to having a backyard full of dead cat girls. Someone get Detective Benson on the line, I think we have a case."
"What 18 to 30 year old would watch this willingly? Stop looking at me like that."
It was amusing seeing Prof's animated half gently doze off while watching Black Blood Brothers, what was really funny was seeing him dream about Vixen.
Arkada
Ark's Enemy Without moment during his Desert Punk review. To clarify, his real self, Tristan, argues with his reviewer self Arkada on whether or not it's okay to make a masturbation joke since Tristan has a girlfriend.
Also at the end he says he should review more manly shows, and goes to look through his shelf. He brings back a bunch of action shows, and when he reaches the bottom says, "This is perfect! (holds up case) Princess Tutu!!"
For his long-awaited review of School Days, Ark reacts to Makoto's death thusly:
When music from Jaws plays with Final Fantasy Ulimited approaching him.
When he was maniacally mocking Digimon for being a Pokemon rip-off while playing on a Nintendo DS colored similarly to a Poke-Ball and wearing a cap that looks like Ash's.
His reading aloud to an excerpt from Yotsuba&!, complete with in-character performances, especially the "farm" scene.
"Jeez! Take her to the damn farm already!"
The beginning of the Slayers review taking place with three of the Brigaders playing an online RPG. Ark casts Dragon Slave, causing Prof and Vix to crack up.
Mystery Captor: Hey, Ark. Just to piss you off, you wanna know what elseMcGlynn did? Arkada: What? Mystery Captor: She also happened to be one of the ADR Directors for Naruto. (Arkada backs up for a moment) Mystery Captor: Yes, I can imagine your figurative brain leeking out of your imaginary ears because I do believe by what you just said that Naruto is gold.
Arkada: Ahhh.. (does some frustrated babbling) Um... She can't be great all the time, right?" Mystery Captor: Nice save.
The voices he gives the different characters in his playthrough of the Recettear demo. Especially Louie.
Arkada's portrayal of a Pokémon fanboy's reaction to even hearing of Digimon.
His little comment afterward made it even funnier:
"I know that Edward's just making out with me here to piss Jacob off, but making out is awesome!" "I hate you."
Vixen and Steven's response to Jacob telling Charlie that Bella broke her hand punching his face? "WHAT?!?"
"This is the movie telling Bella once again not to become a vampire and treasure her humanity, but does this this change her mind? Of course not, it never fucking will! In one ear, out the other."
Trying to treat Twilight realistically:
Vixen: You know what would happen if a girl really ran off with a guy like Edward?
Steven: You'd be a Twilight fangirl?
Playing "Hungry like the Wolf" during the training montage.
During a scene filled with Ho Yay: "Say it Jacob, to hell with Bella, you want his sparkly ass."
"Why Jacob? Why did you cut your hair and turn into a total D-bag?"
"And here the wolf grabs Riley and probably rapes him behind a tree... no seriously that's what it looks like is about to happen."
In her Beauty and the Beast review, there's her captions during the fight-scene ("DICK MOVE!"), during the transformation (";U;?") and then finally, when the Beast reveals his human self: "OH MY GOD, CHANGE BACK."
Ark interrupting the beginning to muse on her introduction (she uploaded the review on Valentine's Day, but said Singles Awareness Day instead), only to be reduced to a scared wreck when Vix simply countered with what she was reviewing.
"Do you remember those old electric train sets that used to be popular forever ago? The ones that went through the town, the forest, and then finally into the tunnel in the mountain? Yeah, the seme is the train."
And pretty much the entirety of her Boku No Pico review, especially this line: "Never masturbate with a banana. Seriously, it's not solid—wouldn't it get all mushy and then you have to go to the doctor and explain why there's funky potassium in your cooch?!"
Vixen commenting on the awkwardness of Shinobu being with Miyagi when the latter used to be married to his sister. We get Vixen doing a brief Gag Dub over Shinobu and his sister resulting in this:
Shinobu's sister: So I hear there's someone you like Shinobu?
Vixen's review of Kuragehime. She thinks that Kuranosuke is pretty effin' amazing and she'd do him. Her "I'd Do Him" list pops up.
Havoc: I would too. (Pulls up her own "I'd Do Him" list which is pretty frickin' long, Li Shang popping up three times)
From her Utena review:
Vixen: (imitating Anthy) Don't you understand, Miss Utena? I am your bride and therefore will do whatever you want me to. I'll follow you around, I'll make you lunch, I'll tend the garden while you're busy, I'll clean your room, and I'll even *extended bleep*. And then I'll make the bed!
From her School Days review, her reaction when Sekai offers to "teach" Makoto:
Vixen: NO! No one should ever offer that kind of help! And if anyone does you're supposed to say "no"! And then hit them with a chair! TEN TIMES!
The song at the end of her review of Enchanted, a parody of "Part of your World":
Vixen: JO is late
Mal's MIA
Ark's punching narwhals
And Prof's gone insane (again!)
Would you blame me if I said AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The end of her Death Note review, where she points out the melodrama of...pretty much everything Light does.
Vix: Who are you gonna believe is Kira? The person writing notes like this (shows Vix writing notes like a normal person) or this? (shows Vix writing like Light) The person eating lunch like this (Vix eating potato chips) or this? (shows Vix TAKING A POTATO CHIP AND EATING IT and throwing the bag off screen!) The person changing like this (shows Vix getting ready to change) or this? (Vix is about to change melodramatically but cuts off before she can remove her shirt) Oops! Got a little too excited there.
Vixen repeatedly commenting on the hypercompetence of Belle's horse in her Beauty and the Beast review.
Vix: And then Belle runs to Phillipe who just happens to be standing there at that very moment because apparently he's Jesus...
Did I mention that the songs in this musical are positively orgasmic? No? Well, you'll see...
Vix struggling to explain the whole "animals vs. Animals" naming thing. Eventually, she settles on calling them "furries".
This:
Elpheba: Can you imagine a world where Animals are kept in cages? And don't speak?
Vix shows a picture of a zoo
And immediately after that:
Vixen: So, Elpheba has another magical freak out and spellbinds everyone except herself and Fiyero into doing the Thriller dance.
"Glinda flies in on her magical bubble that is obviously not a bubble and greets everyone in typical stuck-up b*tch fashion..."
"...the new studientsnote NOT a typo of Shiz Academy...I'm not kidding."
About Popular: "Every actress in the role has made the part their own. Thus, we get many flavors of how F*CKING PSYCHOTIC Glinda is."
Hitch
The funniest clip ever from Psychic Wars and the various things he puts to it.
Hitch actually letting Steve and Joe, the two idiots who interrupt his videos, go on just so he doesn't have to review the movie... until they ask for their own episode.
And then there's blue lights flying by in a scene in the film with audio clips of Ryu shouting "Hadouken!"
After the credits for the Psychic Wars review, we see a moment from Psychonauts that was already hillarious, where Sasha demonstrated to Raz how to release projectiles, using an ugly lamp as a test subject. Only CJ replaced the lamp with a DVD copy of Psychic Wars!
Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie
After Sonic tells Tails to shut up: "You gotta wonder whether that was in the script or if Sonic's voice actor heard Tails' actor for five minutes and decided enough was enough"
"This is Sonic at his absolute best when he's not talking... I mean when he's running."
"He begins shooting the elastic material out of his ass.... I'll pretend I didn't just say that"
Sonic/Obi-Wan: You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them...Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
Metal Sonic/Darth Vader:I HATE YOU!!
Sonic/Obi-Wan: You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!
The End of his Princess Tutu Review, which has Ark call Vixen and Prof to discuss what to do about Hitch, especially Prof being drunk the entire time and Ark's suggestion of punishment as a "Letterbomb or a Nuke". Words can not do justice to the expression on his face when he says nuke.
Hitch: That was actually a porno. [Vix looks defeated] Heh-heh, I thought so.
[Rabbit enters Vix's shot, dressed as a ninja]
Rabbit: Shuriken to the face! *throws a shuriken, hitting one of Hitch's eyes and forcing him to wear an eyepatch for the remainder of the review*
The opening where Vixen cheerfully reveals that she's made it so every time Hitch has a perverted thought he gets a shock in the testicle. Hitch's reaction, subtle it may be, really sells it
