History Funny / DesuDesBrigade

--->'''Prof''': Yeah, God knows that this place is about to topple over with all the-[jiggling boobs in a thought bubble and Prof with a CatSmile]

** Steven's reaction to two ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]'' films. "BANG" "Oh my God, there's blood and penis everywhere!" "Why did you do it?!" "[[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtThetime Seemed like a good idea at the time!]]"

** "You killed [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Santa Christ]] you dirty whore!"

** "Did these women ''ever'' [[{{Gainaxing}} wear bras?]] No. Never. [with a freaked out look on his face]"

--->'''Prof''': Someone get Chris Hansen on the line.

* The FilmNoir parody opening to Manga/PsychicAcademy. Eventually he realizes the shtick won't last the episode and requires too much new artwork, so he goes back to normal.

* His reading aloud to an excerpt from Yotsuba&!, complete with in-character performances, especially the "farm" scene.

* The beginning of the ''LightNovel/{{Slayers}}'' review taking place with three of the Brigaders playing an online RPG. Ark casts Dragon Slave, causing Prof and Vix to crack up.

--> '''Vixen''': Oh, my head hurts.
--> '''Steven''': My ''balls'' hurt.
--> '''Vixen''': *beat* What?
--> '''Steven''': From the lack of anything masculine in this movie.
--> '''Vixen''': Oh, OK.

-->Puberty: 15 years.
-->Screaming Like a Pussy: Priceless

-->'''Vixen''': Bella! Why are you making me rage 5 minutes into the film you stupid broad?!?!
-->'''Steven''': Because it wouldn't be a ''Twilight'' film if she didn't.

-->'''Vixen''': And remember when ''Breaking Dawn'' comes out, all of this is gonna be applied to a baby!"
-->'''Steven''': [[SarcasmMode That's not creepy.]]

** Steven's reaction to two [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]] films. "BANG" "Oh my God, there's blood and penis everywhere!" "Why did you do it?!" "[[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtThetime Seemed like a good idea at the time!]]"

*** And while we're on that..."[[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya SUPER]] [[ThrowItIn SIZE]] [[Creator/CrispinFreeman ME!]]"
* From the review of ''Papa To Kiss In TheDark'': her explanation of the terms "{{Seme}}" and "{{Uke}}", for the non-YaoiFangirl crowd, if only for the delivery of the last line:

* Vixen turning into a soda can at the end of her review of ''LightNovel/{{Akikan}}''.

-->'''Shinobu's sister''': So I hear there's someone you like Shinobu?
-->'''Shinobu''': Yeah, sis, I'm banging your ex-husband!
-->'''Shinobu's sister''': (''ChirpingCrickets'')

* From her School Days review, her reaction when Sekai offers to "teach" Makoto:

--> Yes it's okay
--> No I'm alright
--> I'll just slowly go crazy over time
--> But till that day, I guess I'll stay
--> [[HarsherInHindsight With the Brigade]]
* The end of her Manga/DeathNote review, where she points out the [[{{Narm}} melodrama]] of...pretty much everything Light does.

* In her Manga/OkaneGaNai review, she has a sudden BSOD moment when she notices similarities between it and Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub.

* From her review of Theatre/{{Wicked}}:

-->'''Elpheba''': Can you imagine a world where Animals are kept in cages? And don't speak?
-->''Vix shows a picture of a zoo''

-->'''Vixen''': So, Elpheba has another magical freak out and spellbinds everyone except herself and Fiyero into doing the ''Thriller'' dance.

-->"Do I look like a whore? [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder (Don’t answer that.)]]"
-->...
-->"Why am I singing a song about this anyway….? (''a little bubble appears that says "Because you couldn't think of anything else."'')
-->Fuck it all!"

** After the credits for the Psychic Wars review, we see a moment from ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' that was already hillarious, where Sasha demonstrated to Raz how to release projectiles, using an ugly lamp as a test subject. Only CJ replaced the lamp with a DVD copy of Psychic Wars!
* Sonic The Hedgehog: The Movie

-->'''Sonic/Obi-Wan:''' You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them...Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
-->'''Metal Sonic/Darth Vader:''' '''I HATE YOU!!'''
-->'''Sonic/Obi-Wan:''' You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!

* How about his reaction to the main character in Vampire Wars being named "Cookie?"

-->"Kyoya, you're not quite dressed for the occasion; ''YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF TOO!''"
-->"The proper response is to grab his shoulders, throw him on the bed, and ride him like a stallion!"

-->'''[=JesuOtaku=]''': You know what? I think he was actually going to violate her, and that's not sexy.
-->'''Vixen''': I DON'T CARE! IT'S STILL HOT!

-->'''Arkada''': Wait...you have a real body?
-->'''Prof Otaku''': Of course. What did you think, [[WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}} that I wished on the Blue Fairy to become a real boy?]]
-->'''Arkada''': Well, yeah.

-->'''Prof''': I can feel the estrogen seeping into me.
-->'''Ark''': [[ContinuityNod Aren't you a girl right now anyways?]]
-->'''Prof''': [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, because that's permanent]]
-->'''Ark''': [[SincerityMode Riiiigggghhhht.]]

-->'''Prof''': Yeah, God knows that this place is about to topple over with all the-[jiggling boobs in a thought bubble and Prof with a CatSmile]
-->'''Ark''': PROF! Focus...
-->'''Prof''': Buh, boobs. What?

-->'''Vixen''': Kagami.. you killed your boyfriend, didn't you?
-->'''Kagami''': (Sing-Song) They'll never proooove itttttt.

* The following between Vix and JO after SlayersRevolution won the award for best dub in the 2011 Taishi Awards:

* When he finally gets around to reviewing ''Anime/PrincessTutu'', he has a brief rage moment wondering why some of the shows he likes are [[Manga/SuperGals so]] [[Manga/AngelicLayer damn]] [[Anime/RomeoXJuliet GIRLY]].

* Anime/{{Godannar}}:

* This exchange at the end of his Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex review:

* From the review of ''PapaToKissInTheDark'': her explanation of the terms "{{Seme}}" and "{{Uke}}", for the non-YaoiFangirl crowd, if only for the delivery of the last line:

** And then there's blue lights flying by in a scene in the film with audio clips of [[StreetFighter Ryu]] shouting "Hadouken!"
** After the credits for the Psychic Wars review, we see a moment from VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} that was already hillarious, where Sasha demonstrated to Raz how to release projectiles, using an ugly lamp as a test subject. Only CJ replaced the lamp with a DVD copy of Psychic Wars!

** The whole discussion about Robotnik and Sarah including "[[TheSimpsons The goggles they do nothing!]]"

* In her ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid'' review, it's revealed that Vixen pulled an Ursula-like Faustian deal on [=JesuOtaku=] and trapped his voice inside of a small Christmas tree (since the review came out around the holiday season). Unfortunately for Vixen, JO's voice gained a will of its own and he starts sassing her while still in tree form. Additionally, when Prof tries to get JO's voice back, Vixen mentions that without said voice, JO has been doing all his reviews in charades.