So many stories have asked the question: "What if Harry Potter was a girl?" Few stories, however, seem to bother with the question "What if Ron Weasley was a girl?" So, just to be contrary, this story will. Everyone else here is going to be their canon genders, but Ron's going to be a girl, and then we'll see how this might change the story.
Weasley Girl is a Gender FlipFor Want of a NailHarry PotterFan Fic trilogy-in-the-works, written by Hyaroo, the Secret Identity of Troper Roo.In this Alternate Universe, the second youngest Weasley child was born a girl, and so the first friend Harry Potter makes on the Hogwarts Express is not Ronald "Ron" Weasley, but the decidedly female (if somewhat tomboyish) Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley. Who is much like her male counterpart, in that she's an often blunt and insensitive Deadpan Snarker and Quidditch fanatic with a nasty temper, but she has slightly different talents, priorities and hang-ups. The most obvious difference is that she's absolutely rubbish at chess but has a strange affinity with animals.Thanks to the Weasley dynamic being slightly different (Fred, George and Percy are a lot more overprotective towards Ronnie than they were towards canon Ron) and Ronnie herself making a few different choices, the Butterfly Effect kicks off full-force and things turn out very differently than in canon.For one thing, since Harry's first meeting with Neville and Hermione turns out very different, he befriends them much more quickly, and as a result the canon trio has become a quartet — nicknamed "Potter's Gang" by a spiteful Snape, who unjustly sees the four as a next-generation version of the Marauders. This leads to Harry and friends having an even worse relationship with Snape in this story than in canon, and this again kicks off a few plot points somewhat early and leaves Harry confronting things he might not be ready for yet.At the time of writing, the second story in the trilogy has started, and is titled Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past.
Neville, almost accidentally, saves Harry and Ronnie from their first encounter with Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest, riding a herd of invisible Thestrals.
Harry, Ronnie and Hermione show up just in time to save Neville from the cave troll at Halloween. Played with, as they end up unintentionally dragging him, and themselves, into far worse trouble.
Fawkes and Dumbledore come to the rescue when Voldemort assaults Potter's Gang.
Blessed with Suck / Cursed with Awesome: After Quirrell' first somewhat ham-fisted attempt at killing Harry, trying to arrange an "accident" with potentially lethal potions, both Harry, Ronnie, Hermione and Neville end up completely immune to all potions and elixirs — both harmful ones and beneficial ones. The same thing happens to Quirrell/Voldemort, when it's revealed Snape has managed to recreate the mixture of potions that caused the immunity and managed to give it to Quirrell/Voldemort — meaning that neither unicorn blood nor the Elixir of Life will work on them.
Chekhov's Gun: A few, some taken from canon and some original to this story. Against all probability, the fifty-pence coin Harry got from the Dursleys for Christmas ends up playing a small but significant part in the confrontation with Voldemort.
Combat Pragmatist: Mad-Eye Moody encourages students to be this, to use what skills or items they have at hands, and not be afraid of Fighting Dirty, especially if their lives depend on it. Harry and Hermione use this approach when Quirrell/Voldemort attacks during Christmas dinner and they, lacking any actual combat spells, employ Wingardium Leviosa in order to hurl the turkeys, potatoes and drinking goblets at their adversary. Voldemort calls it a "glorified food fight," but it does slow him down enough for Dumbledore to come to the rescue.
Malfoy: You are going to pay for that, Potter. You and your little gang. Especially those two ugly girlfriends of yours. Ronnie: What are you going to do, hide behind Crabbe and Goyle and try to sneer us to death?
George: One day, you'll look back on this and realise that your time with us was the happiest time of your life. Ronnie: Only if the rest of my life consists of being tortured by vicious hags.
Dumbledore:Love is a very powerful force. It goes beyond any magic, and far beyond Voldemort's comprehension. You see, Voldemort loves and trusts no-one but himself. If he had known the true meaning of love, of sacrifice, he would not have been the Dark Lord he is. Ronnie: Great, just great. So the next time we meet a Dark Lord we should just start snogging.
Dudley: What are you doing here? We don't like freaks in this house! Ronnie: Self-loathers, are you?
Disney Death: Fawkes is hit by a Killing Curse, but thanks to being a phoenix it just triggers his rebirth. Harry, not knowing this details about phoenixes thinks Fawkes has died.
Don't You Dare Pity Me!: Harry's reason for not telling anyone the details of his life with the Dursleys; he doesn't think he could stand the pity.
Dope Slap: George gives one to Fred, after Fred accidentally and in a roundabout way reveals to Snape that they have several secret illegal joke items stashed around Hogwarts.
Early-Bird Cameo: The Thestrals, Cedric Diggory, Mad-Eye Moody, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Fawkes and the entire Weasley family (except Bill) all make on-screen appearances, in larger or smaller roles, before Harry has even finished his first term at Hogwarts.
The Eeyore: Mild case, but Neville is the biggest pessimist in Potter's Gang. If any of them dreads the future or makes gloomy predictions, it's him.
Evil-Detecting Cat: Crookshanks, as in canon. He likes all the Weasleys, but takes an instant dislike to the Malfoys.
Fantastic Racism: As with canon, wizards towards Muggles - but it gets taken up a level. After the gritty details of Harry's mistreatment at the hands of his Muggle relatives comes to light, the Wizarding World - thanks to a xenophobic sensationalised article by Rita Skeeter - starts letting out some rather severe anti-Muggle sentiment. Heck, an unnamed wizard accosts Hermione's parents just because they happen to be there and has the gall to blame them for Harry's circumstances, even patronising Hermione when she tries to defend them. Ronnie, and all the Weasleys for that matter, are understandably peeved by this attitude.
Friend to All Living Things: Though hardly the epitome of sweetness and light often associated with this trope, Ronnie loves animals — and the majority of animals, in turn, love her. It's revealed that she takes after Charlie, who has the same ability to charm almost any animal he meets.
The author was actually quite clever about this - as he pointed out, he was using Flanderisation to turn something he noticed in the books (that animals actually seem to like Ron quite a bit, with Fang always licking him and the like) into a character trait that helped distinguish Ronnie from canon Ron (in turn, she's been made to be rubbish at chess in order to compensate for her increased talent there, among other things).
For Want of a Nail: Starts as early as the Hogwarts Express, in Chapter One - Ronnie actually takes up the twins on their offer to see Lee Jordan's pet spider, which led not only to Hermione being befriended much sooner than canon, but also Neville joining the main group - and, in turn, Harry did not get the Chocolate Frog with Dumbledore's card that tipped him off to Nicholas Flamel's name. The AN at the end of the 1st Chapter indicates that Ronnie being a girl with five older brothers rather than the youngest of six boys is a massive nail - Fred just couldn't bring himself to turn his sister's teddy bear into a spider despite her breaking his toy broomstick, and as such she never developed arachnophobia like her male counterpart. This is just one of the changes that isn't related to the personality traits she differs from Ron in.
The author is especially good about keeping all the changes from being for the better, too - on the one hand, Neville actually joins the group and has friends sooner than canon as a result, and Harry no longer has to live with the Dursleys; on the other, Potter's Gang cannot use Potions - good or bad - on themselves thanks to their immunity, plus they end up enduring some Unforgivable Curses - Neville takes a Cruciatus, and Ronnie still has nightmares about the Imperius, and on top of that the latter benefit comes with a massivedownside.
Groin Attack: Ronnie repeatedly threatens to do this, particularly to Malfoy. During Mad-Eye Moody's Defence lesson she mentions it as an alternate way to deal with Dark wizards. In Secrets of the Past, it's revealed that she's never actually done it to anyone — though in that story she does get to do it for the first time ever, her victim being Vernon Dursley. She does it again later on to a creepy wizard in Knockturn Alley.
Heroic Sacrifice: Towards the climax of Weasley Girl, Fawkes shows up to stop Quirrel from dragging off an Imperiused Ronnie, as well as return Harry's Invisibility Cloak to him, but gets hit by a Killing Curse. Luckily, since he's a phoenix, it doesn't stick, though it does put him out of commission for the rest of the fight.
In-Series Nickname: "Potter's Gang" for Harry, Ronnie, Neville and Hermione. Coined by Snape, who meant it as an insult, but it caught on with the Hogwarts students (and the narration) who kept using it.
Lady Swears-a-Lot: Ronnie. According to Word of God, one reason why Secrets of the Past is rated T rather than the K+ of the first story is that much of it is from Ronnie's POV, and "the girl likes to swear."
Mind-Control Eyes: Mad-Eye Moody mentions "glazed, milky eyes" as one of the symptoms of a poorly- or hastily-cast Imperius curse. When Ronnie is placed under the Imperius by Quirrell, her eyes are described as glazed and blankly staring.
Oblivious to Love: Downplayed - Harry isn't aware of Ginny's crush on him at first, but once Ronnie mentions it at Christmas he knows it's there... but given his aversion to fame and special treatment, he's baffled by how badly it affects her when he's in proximity (or praising her). For her part, Ronnie's relatively patient with him despite her temper, but she's completely exasperated by her little sister's Hero-Worshipper traits and hopes that she'll eventually start talking to Harry more normally.
Platonic Life Partners: Harry and Ronnie have shades of this - in the first fic it is noted that while Harry's glad to have a close male friend in Neville (as boys of his age tend to do), he feels closest to Ronnie despite their differences. Given that she still shares many traits with Ron (like his sense of humour), which are what drew them together so closely, this is unsurprising. The narrative (and the author) has yet to indicate that anything deeper will develop from this, mostly because romance isn't the story's focus.
The Power of Friendship: In full force. After leaving Quirrell's body, the ghostly Voldemort tries a last, desperate attack on Harry, but fails because Ronnie, Hermione and Neville shield their friend.
Precision F-Strike: Ronnie swears a bit, her favorite swear word being "arse." However, she lets loose an F-bomb just after Harry manages to snap her out of the Imperius curse Quirrell put her under: "I'LL KILL THAT FUCKING BASTARD!"
"The Reason You Suck" Speech: After a disastrous first Potions lesson, Hermione writes a "The Reason Snape Sucks" letter to Dumbledore. Which, at first, doesn't seem to accomplish anything apart from escalating Snape's hatred for Potter's Gang. Turns out he really got into trouble with the other teachers over the letter.
Dumbledore delivers one to Voldemort when they confront one another, calling into question the latter's ham-fisted methods and pointing out that he used to be more subtle.
After he reveals that he's leaving Hogwarts, Snape delivers a "The Reason You Suck" Speech to Harry, in which he chides Harry's tendency to jump to conclusions and thinking he knows more than he actually does.
This directly leads to Snape getting another"The Reason You Suck" Speech, by Hagrid, of all people — though Hagrid does later on tell Harry that he doesn't think Snape is a bad person, just consumed by his own bitterness.
Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon both deliver one, on separate occasions, to Harry and the Weasleys about wizardkind in general, though Petunia's is the more impassionate and ranty one.
Rejected Apology: When Harry learns that Snape has been working against Voldemort the entire time and that his actions may have saved the lives of Potter's Gang, he feels bad for thinking so ill of the man and seeks to apologize. Snape refuses to believe the apology is sincere and launches into the above-mentioned "The Reason You Suck" Speech.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: Snape resigns from Hogwarts after having blown his cover with Voldemort, citing that he can "no longer be of use to Dumbledore." Word of God is that we haven't seen the last of him in the story, though.
Shout-Out: Dean Thomas makes a few to Superman and Star Wars, but his jokes tend to go over the heads of the wizarding-raised kids.
Dean: I need more Muggle-born friends.
It's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference (in Secrets of the Past, chapter four) but apparently Hermione's father used to play "some dungeon-centered game" when he was younger, which gave him a couple of misconceptions about magic.
Tomboy with a Girly Streak: As you might expect from a girl with five older brothers, Ronnie is pretty tomboyish; She's brash, physical, Quidditch-obsessed and temperamental. However, she's also rather cuddly and is almost always the one initializing hugs between Potter's Gang, she coos and fawns over animals, she wears pink pyjamas (which clash horribly with her hair) and judging by her vision in the Mirror of Erised, she wouldn't mind being prettier. At one point, she claims she wishes she was a boy — though it's more because she's tired of Percy, Fred and George being overprotective than of any actual dislike of traditionally girly things, and she changes her mind when she realizes that boys her age (at least Harry and Neville) are awkward about hugging and showing affection in public.
Tongue Tied: Ginny, when Harry gives her any amount of attention, is unable to say anything but "Squeak!" As of Secrets of the Past, she seems to be slowly getting over it.
What the Hell, Hero?: While they bicker significantly less than canon Ron and Hermione, Ronnie and Hermione deliver these to one another on several occasions.
Hermione: Where do you keep your brains, Veronica Weasley? Because wherever they are, they're obviously not in your head!
Ronnie: How can someone be so smart and so stupid at the same time?
Yank the Dog's Chain: Thanks to differing clues, an unfortunately-timed joke from George, and a misunderstanding, Harry spends a couple of chapters thinking that Fluffy is in fact guarding the Resurrection Stone, and that he might use that to call his parents back to life.