Characters / Drawga Enemies

Enemies encountered throughout Drawga.

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Pugilax

Pugilax

Test your strength! Win tickets! Die!

• Dogged Nice Guy: Acts as one toward Ryjinah, who is fine with some brief intimacy, but unlike him isn't looking for anything long-term.
• Loophole Abuse: As contestants can challenge him to any game, dating simulations are technically allowed.
• Voice of the Legion: A deep, mechanical example.
• Was Once a Man: He claims to not always have been a crystal stuck in a machine. Turns out that he was originally Pugine — Francis and Darryl's assistant — before becoming crystalized in a lab accident.
• Your Soul Is Mine!: Accepts souls as payment for playing his game, or you could just use plain old money.

Martin Threeman

Martin Threeman

The three heads of security.

• Bizarre Alien Biology:
  • Like all ogres, he was born with 14 legs (which he eventually dropped) and only grew his extra heads around puberty.
  • Martin also has two kids, one with four heads and another with just one. The latter apparently has to die if he doesn't grow at least one more.
• Contrived Coincidence: He mentions having worked for Legzi's father before, immediately Lampshading what a coincidence this is.
• Dumb Muscle: He's not very smart, falling for our heroines distractions hook, line and sinker.
• Hive Mind: His personalities are "in synch" and treated as one character, down to being referred to by singular pronouns.
• Killed Off for Real: Martin is shot dead by Francis, even though he said that he would just taze the ogre.
• Loincloth: Wears one, and somehow keeps a whole bag of popcorn in it. It's... probably best not to think about it too much.
• Pungeon Master: Gives Jonathan the Bone Staff a run for his money.
• Shout-Out: An obvious allusion to Martin Freeman.
• Voice of the Legion: Sounds like this, possibly because all three of his heads are talking simultaneously.

The Pear Bears

The Pear Bears

Jeffers 2 and the Seven Pear Bears.

• Eating the Enemy: Ryjinah defeats one of them by splurting some soul sauce on it and devour it on the spot (with a knife and fork, no less.) It probably helps that they're part pear.
• Everything's Worse with Bears: Even more so than usual, because these ones have supernatural abilities.
• Me's a Crowd: After the first duplicate is defeated, the remaining Pear Bear splits into eight tiny versions of itself, and — interestingly enough — loses all of their bear-like traits in the process.
• Self-Duplication: This power turns out to be derived from the Pear Seed Amulet — the "heart" of the Pear Bear — which can be used to duplicate anything.

Gasm Hamilton

Gasm Hamilton

The self-proclaimed memelord.

• A.I. Is a Crapshoot: Granted, he's not strictly evil, and he does eventually help our heroines, but he's such an unlikeable Bratty Half-Pint that Rah'ōxah just wants to punch him.
• Basement-Dweller: Fits the lazy slacker stereotype. Granted, he's a digital being, so he literally can't leave the ether.
• Intangibility: Gasm has this... until our protagonists cover him in soul sauce, at which point he becomes material enough for them to beat him up.
• Jerkass: He throws out petty insults, steals other people's content to impress his friends, and hands out a currency called "critcoin" which is "accepted almost nowhere."
• Take That!: Towards the ruder parts of teenage online nerd culture.
• Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: Granted, given his own lack of maturity, it wouldn't be surprising if he chose it himself.

D.E.N.N.I.S.

Has his own page.

Pucconici

Pucconici

Pucconici, shortly after leaving his box.

• Even Evil Has Standards: Despite being a Chaotic Evil hellspawn, he actually tries to protected Darryl and Francis from Porfo by shielding them with his own body.
• Monster Clown: Of course. Ironically, we learn that he was actually made to be a Non-Ironic Clown, but developed a taste for blood after attacking Darryl.
• Sealed Evil in a Can: His presence is foreshadowed by the appearance of an empty box marked with the letter "P". Boxes are, after all, where he tends to be found.

Hollace Quert

Hollace Quert

Hollace Quert's wanted poster.

• Black Cloak: Wears one as part of his disguise.
• The Butler Did It: He is revealed to have been Darryl's butler. Played With in that he had already been fired by the time he did the deed.
• Co-Dragons: Along with Puccanici, to his employer.
• Deal with the Devil: He claims that he only agreed to kill Darryl due to being promised his circus back by an unknown individual.
• Go-Karting with Bowser: He ends up eating sandwiches with the Ladies Book Club during his own interrogation, and makes sure to compliment Fylle's cooking even as he sobs over his confession.
• The Heavy: The most direct opponent the LBC face off against in Season Two, with multiple episodes spent tracking and taking him down.
• Improbable Weapon User: Carries an "a-salt rifle", which fires actual salt.
• In-Series Nickname: LEGO Gimli, due to his design.
• Loony Fan: He's one of the few remaining fans of the Horrible Snails line, which even he admits to being Condemned by Historyinvoked. This doesn't stop him from taking Rebecca Estus — the sole creator of the brand — and several child customers hostages.
• The Man Behind the Man: He is the one who created Puccanici, though he didn't intend for him to become so bloodthirsty, and he's himself only a pawn of another villain.
• Reluctant Mad Scientist: Has shades of this. While he is willing to do some rather vile things on his own, he's still treated like a victim of circumstances.
• Repulsive Ringmaster: He used to be a "necringmaster", i.e. a ringmaster using necromancy to run a Dem Bones circus. He only became repulsive after his career ended, though.
• Unexplained Accent: Has a Scottish accent for some reason, which our protagonists comment on. (Out-of-Universe, this was yet another Shout-Out to Gimli from The Lord of the Rings.)
• Villains Out Shopping: Literally! The LBC spend the eleventh Episode tracking down Quert in a shopping mall, where he's spending his ill-gained money... until he attacks one of the shopkeepers.
• White Dwarf Star: Pun aside, his circus was driven out of business when the Ether introduced too much competition, forcing him to seek employment as a butler to make ends meet.

Inhabitants of The Wiley Woods

Have their own page.

The Devourer Pantheon

Have their own page.

Paul the Orc Ghost

Paul the Orc Ghost

The swollest ghost in all of Somewherica.

• Barred from the Afterlife: His Unfinished Business leaves him incapable of entering Hell, which he's surprisingly upset about. (After all, you might get a lot of exercise pushing boulders up mountains for all eternity.)
• Berserk Button: Does 'änot appreciate cheating, making the LBC's job even harder.
• Body Horror: Upon being taken by the strange mirror beings, His soul is kneaded into the shape of a gold bar. We later see that this is done to all their captured souls.
• Literal-Minded: Thinks that "cooling down" means being Totally Radical, so he does his best impression of Fonzie from Happy Days after his workout.
• Stealth Pun: The LBC help Paul work out in order to stop him from haunting the Swoll Hole gym. In other words, they are "exercising" the ghost.
• The Power of Hate: Seems to get stronger the angrier he gets. Ryjinah tries to Exploit this by deliberately annoying him and thus improve his performance.
• Tantrum Throwing: Starts throwing weights around the gym once he realizes that Legzi has been "helping" him.
• Undignified Death: Died shitting himself while working out, causing him to slip and hit his head.
• Unfinished Business: Even in undeath, he's still trying to achieve his dream of lifting 20.000 pounds.
• Unskilled, but Strong: Rah'ōxah realizes that this is his biggest flaw as a weightlifter, and manages to drastically improve his performance by teaching him yoga and some better lifting techniques, allowing him to finally reach his goal and get some closure.
• Your Soul Is Mine!: His soul is taken by an unknown entity eventually revealed as Allhands once it tries to pass on.

Ratatoskr

Ratatoskr

Ratatoskr, pictured right during his painful demise.

• Body Horror: Ryjinah defeats him by using her bone magic to pull his skull out of his head.
• Giant Flyer: This version of Ratatoskr is a flying squirrel. (A slight case of Misplaced Wildlife, as those are not native to Scandinavia.)
• Our Angles Are Different: Unlike real flying squirrels, he has angel-like wings on his back.
• To Serve Man: Tries to eat Ryjinah, though this may just be because she was riding on a giant piece of lettuce.

Niddhog

Niddhog

Don't worry, his bite isn't as bad as his bark.

• Adaptational Badass: While he was one of the harbingers of the apocalypse in Norse Mythology, this iteration of him is even more ambitious, trying to single-handidly consume the world himself.
• Big Bad Wannabe: Wants to kill our heroines and cause The End of the World as We Know It, only to be taken out fairly easily by a trio of normal (albeit well-trained) knights.
• Composite Character: He has "borrowed" some traits from Jörmungandr the Midgaard Serpent, becoming a (wingless) snake and — by virtue of being one of Yggdrasil's roots — stretching across the entire world.
• Eldritch Abomination: A wooden, "city-sized serpent" with some random human body parts.
• Green Aesop: This Planet Eater loves trash, treating it like spicing. In other words, whenever you pollute you also contribute to the destruction of the planet.
• Mix-and-Match Critters: Bizarrely enough, he has a human ear and a baby arm protruding out of his wooden snake body.
• Obliviously Evil: Tries to consume the world just because he kinda wants to, not out of sadism or malice. Basically, it's the Cosmic Horror Story equivalent of Carnivore Confusion.
• Smug Snake: Obvious pun aside, he is rather full of himself.
• Snakes Are Sinister: This version of him is portrayed as a giant serpent.
• Suspiciously Similar Substitute: The second Affably Evil Planet Eater faced by the Ladies Book Club. Of course, it's conceivable that he is one of the Devourers, or modeled himself after them.
• That's No Moon: The LBC initially think his long, wooden body is just another root.
• Totally Radical: Desperately tries to Invoke Evil Is Cool by wearing a beanie om his head and a single tennis shoe at the tip of his tail, not to mention trying to vape up the Earth rather than eating it.
• We Hardly Knew Ye: Killed by the Movie Knight Boys only minutes after his initial appearance.
• When Trees Attack: He isn't just gnawing om Yggdrasil's roots, he is one of its' roots.

Allon Pihs

Allon Pihs

V.I.P. who steals I.P.

• The Comically Serious: Has no idea why anyone would find his old family name "Pihs" funny.
• Cool Shades: Wears these.
• Fish People: He's a Gillman-type creature who also has a snake tail.
• Hunting the Most Dangerous Game: The second reason why he invites people over to his property: to hunt them down at the same time as he steals their ideas for himself.
• The Nicknamer: Mostly because he can't remember anyone's actual name.
• No Celebrities Were Harmed: His name, face, and description as a "tech billionaire" make him a blatantly obvious parody of Elon Musk.
• Ridiculously Fast Construction: Is somehow able to get his name changing drones made immediately after Ryjinah (and [[Physical God Caldwell) present him with early design sketches.
• Stealing the Credit: Al's speciality, which he claims to have invented himself. He allows people to come up with product ideas for him to steal, and may not shoot the person in question afterwards if he likes them enough.
• Tomato in the Mirror: Ludvig explains to Al that the name-changing drone actually replaces you with an alternate universe version of yourself who already has the name you want before giving them your memories. This makes Al Piss realize that he isn't actually the same person as Allon Pihs, that his eyebrows are now much bushier, and that he thus needs to change all of his logos.
• Unfortunate Name: Yes, His last name is pronounce exactly like "Piss". (Though amusingly, Rah'ōxah thinks Allon is the weird name.) This gets even worse when he decides to change it so that it is spelled that way.

Snowcone

Snowcone

"I'm a dragon!"

• Achievements in Ignorance: She seems to be completely ignorant about the Big Bad and her role in his plan. She conquered the city simply because she wanted one, and then froze it because she found it too warm.
• Affably Evil: Pretty much what happens when you cast Karina Farek as an Eldritch Abomination. Snowcone is perfectly personable to anyone who doesn't try to stop her, and even has some entirely non-evil interests such as fashion and cooking.
• Brainwashed and Crazy: It's likely that Allhands put the thought of freezing Porfopolis into her mind, just like he encouraged Ludvig to start Quest Ly. Though in her case, it's not so much about being "crazy" as much as being really ditzy, regardless of alignment.
• Catlike Dragons: DM Caldwell Tanner feels like all dragons are based on either cats, dogs or horses. Given that Karina Farek is a notorious cat-lover, is it any wonder that she pretty much turns Snowcone into a giant kitten? She even has her own litterbox!
• Defrosting Ice Queen: Literally. Snowcone's redemption through The Power of Friendship actually causes her icy shell to melt, transforming her from an ice dragon into a rainbow sprinkler dragon.
• The Fashionista: Loves wearing fashion accessioaries, most of them looted from her victims.
• Fluffy the Terrible: The dragon who froze Porfopolis turns out to be named... Snowcone. However she also has other, more intimidating names.
• Have I Mentioned I Am a Dwarf Today?: Constantly states "I'm a dragon!" Mostly because her actress was just that happy about playing one.
• Hypnotic Eyes: Has a very striking pair of big Icy Blue Eyes, which Caldwell assumes must have this ability. (Snowcone herself instead claims that she can freeze things just by looking at them.)
• Psychopathic Womanchild: Calmer than most examples, but still noticeable. On one hand, she's a fun-loving Girly Girl. On the other, she's pretty much a Spoiled Brat with the means of actually getting whatever she wants, regardless of whom she hurts in the process.
• Smug Snake: The closest thing she has to a traditionally villainous trait is her extreme arrogance. She even half-mockingly apologizes in advance for killing her guests, as she simply can't imagine any way they could possibly defeat her.
• Stupid Evil: To the point of being too dumb to properly grasp the concept of morality. She brushes of her destructive tendencies as part of her nature, and even after undergoing a spiritual redemption spurred on by The Power of Friendship she has no idea what actually happened and admits to "have learned very little." Though she appreciates the new aesthetic that comes with it.
• Villains Out Shopping: Enjoys food and cooking, which Legzi uses to her advantage by somehow making an omelet (or rather, a stromelet) out of "the eggiest pieces of chicken" she could find.

Allhands

Allhands

The sole executive of your soul's demise.

• A Form You Are Comfortable With: Inverted. In their first couple of appearances, they take the form of our protagonists worst nightmares.
• Bag of Spilling: They have the combat ability to nick items from the player characters and use

them against them.

• Classic Villain: Pretty much an Anthropomorphic Personification of Greed. Notably, to defeat them, the LBC have to literally give up on their dreams.
• Contrasting Sequel Antagonist: Has none of Erasus or Quadzo's redeeming traits. Those are instead reserved for his Co-Dragons.
• The Comically Serious: Has shades of this, as they are sometimes bewildered by Somewherica, which is implied to be far Denser and Wackier than their dimension of origin.
• Early-Bird Cameo: Appears in disguise as early as the first episode of Season Three, but is only given a proper introduction six episodes later.
• Heads I Win, Tails You Lose: Their plan hinges on this. Either the heroes of Somewherica get themselves killed, in which case their souls are claimed, or they pass every test and become verified, in which case they are turned into robotic warriors and have their now empowered and purified (and thus far more valuable) souls claimed anyway. What they didn't consider was that they might end up making an adventuring party powerful enough to defeat them.
• Hidden Agenda Villain: For over half the season, we know nothing about them except that they collect souls and exploit people's fears.
• Humanoid Abomination: Their true is vaguely human-shaped, but that's where the similarities end.
• I Am Legion: Were originally a group of demons before undergoing a "merger" and fusing together into one being. They can still split apart, but seem to have become rather single-minded.
• Load-Bearing Boss: And how. Their death not only causes the Realm of Corruption as well as the Soul's Exchange to collapse, it also closes the rifts they had opened and undoes most of the damage they did to the timeline.
• Made of Explodium: Upon their demise, their hands explode all over the place, before turning to dust.
• The Man Behind the Man: They are the true mastermind behind the spawning of the rifts, the arrival of Snowcone the dragon, and even the creation of QuestLy.
• Manipulative Bastard: They had Porfopolis frozen specifically to tank the economy and the hero industry, allowing QuestLy to step in and essentially claim monopoly om the business, giving them a steady supply of souls. Even Legzi has to admit that while it's highly immoral, it is still a legitimately clever plan.
• Multi-Armed and Dangerous: Exaggerated. They are made entirely of arms, and are attempting to Take Over the World.
• Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Spends the entire campaign [[spoiler: trying to purify the souls of our protagonists to make them more valuable. Turns out that there ''is'' such a thing as souls too pure for demons to handle...
• "Not So Different" Remark: Tries to argue that the Ladies Book Club are no better than them, but they're really not having it.
• Pragmatic Villain: Actually hates common, run-of-the-mill monsters because they're bad for business, and thanks the Ladies Book Club for cleaning house outside of Porfopolis. Seems like QuestLy serves a very practical purpose beyond simply being a Fake Ultimate Hero.
• Scaled Up: In the final stages of their battle, they take on a form resembling a giant snake person made out of hands.
• Shapeshifting: Has this ability, first taking the shape of our heroines worst fears, then taking on a series of increasingly grotesque One-Winged Angel forms during the final battle.
• This Cannot Be!: During the final battle, they have a Villainous Breakdown, asking how our heroines keep resisting their grasp.

  Allhands: How can this be? No! All this wealth, and you would take it from me?! You are currency! You are spare change!

• Voice of the Legion: Courtesy of Caldwell Tanner and a fair amount of additional voice effects.
• Weaksauce Weakness: Allhands turns out to be allergic to bees, which is very convenient, as Legzi's soul weapon happens to be a bee swarm.
• Your Soul Is Mine!: Collects souls to use them as currency. Apparently demon economy as a whole is Powered by a Forsaken Child.

# 1 Dad

#1 Dad

"Tell you what, let me get you a partial refund..."

• Beard of Evil: He has a goatee and a bit of Perma-Stubble.
• Dirty Coward: Tries to cover up his actions by claiming that his machine simply malfunctioned and offer the girls a refund and some voucers. They don't buy his excuse for a second.
• Evil All Along: He's revealed to actually be a dad, and conspires with Quadzo Shortstack to bring his daughter back home.

• Mad Scientist: He seems rather delighted about subjecting our protagonists to a dangerous piece of technology. Granted, he claims that he was just kidding, and there is no proof that the simulation can actually cause physical harm.
• Non-Action Guy: He does not even try to put up a fight against our heroines in the real world, giving up completely as soon as they've figured out his plan. Even in VR, he lets his digital creations do all the work.
• No Name Given: The character is never named in-story at all. #1 Dad is simply what is written on his mug.
• Sinister Surveillance: He can observe anything users get up to in his virtual reality, including potential sex acts.

The Quest Scalper

The Quest Scalper

"Looks trustworthy to me."

• Big Bad Wannabe: Doesn't even cut it as a Villain of the Week, and is easily taken out by Rah'ōxah. The real antagonist of the issue is simply the tensions between our protagonists themselves.
• Didn't Think This Through: So he sends three adventure who clearly don't trust him to find an Artifact of Doom — which possesses anyone who puts it on — because he wasn't strong enough to get get it himself. How he was planning to steal it later isn't entirely clear. Perhaps it's not very surprising that his plan failed.
• Evil All Along: Tries to pass himself off as a good man who wants to rid the world of a curse. Nobody actually buys it.
• Evil Wears Black: He is dressed entirely in dark clothing.
• Nightmare Face: Makes an absolutely "lovely" expression shortly after his introduction.
• Non-Action Guy: He claims to be too old and frail to undertake the quest himself, and based on what we see, this appears to be true. He relies on manipulation and trickery to achieve his goals, too bad he kinda sucks at both...
• No Name Given: Which might be appropriate, given that he has all the traits of a classic Mysterious Stranger.
• Obviously Evil: He's not exactly subtle about it. The Ladies Book Club, to their credit, are Genre Savvy enough to realize this, but by that point Ryjinah simply doesn't care anymore.
• Snake Talk: Speaks like this, for whatever reason. Probably to invoke Reptiles Are Abhorrent.
• Treacherous Quest Giver: When questioning, he admits — to the surprise of nobody — that he was planning to take the amulet for himself.

Bierruh'n the Brew-Bringer

Bierruh'n the Brew-Bringer

"Let ye who have summoned me defeat my vengeful liver in a series of beersome drinking games..."

• The Alcoholic: He might as well be an Anthropomorphic Personification of this. He has a beer gut, wears a beer hat, and even has hooves resembling beer barrels.
• Alliterative Name: Bierruh'n the Brew-Bringer.
• Big Red Devil: Definitely looks the part, probably the biggest one to appear in the whole series.
• The Devil Is a Loser: Well, he's really just a Devil, but he comes across less like any kind of Satanic Archetype and more like just a rude Jerkass throwing highly destructive temper tantrums. Not to mention that he literally loses to both Legzi and Rox.
• Evil Is Petty: Wants to destroy the world because he was summoned to serve drinks at a party.
• Fat Bastard: He might be somewhat Affably Evil, but he is still trying to bring about The End of the World as We Know It.
• Large Ham: His word ballons use Purple Prose and Bold Inflation extensively.
• Punny Name: His name is a pun on "beer run".
• Trash Talk: Insults all of the Ladies Book Club, but especially Legzi because of her height.
  Bierruh'n: Behold my beer, punier-than-normal mortal!
• Visionary Villain: Plans to have the world "immolated in rivers of molten lager" if he wins.

Dahlia Delia Deep Pockets

Dahlia Delia Deep Pockets

"Does the girl have any money?"

• Alliterative Name: Dahlia Delia Deep Pockets.
• Creepy Doll: She used to be a normal, lost doll, but was brought to life by "the utter despair of bus-bound travellers."
• Dark Is Evil: Her body is shrouded in darkness, making her appear permanently silhouetted.
• The Fagin: Obviously inspired by the Trope Namer.
• Glasgow Grin: The edges of her mouth are stitched up in this manner.
• Large and in Charge: With her tall, lanky frame, she towers over her crew of thieves. Made even more apparent by them all being children.
• Living Shadow: Gives off this impression, especially after her defeat where her form stretches out flat over the rubble.
• Uncertain Doom: It's not clear if she actually died or just got knocked out, especially given what she is. At the very least, her bus — and thus her main source of leverage — has definitely been destroy.
• Well-Intentioned Extremist: Thinks that she's doing the right thing by keeping her children away from the world. Who cares if they have outlived their usefulness by the time they enter their teens, anyway?
• Would Hurt a Child: She's certainly emotionally abusive, if nothing else. And that's assuming that her children even survive being put on the Bus to Nowhere...