ITT: We Make Obscure References.

"I can't kill you but I won't have you standing in our way. Until we see each other again."

"But do you know what the most important meal of the day IS?"

"...breakfast...?

"EXACTLY! And I'm not gonna ruin it by not having YOGURT! It's time to get some yogurt, baby!"

Nope, colors are mostly arbitrary.

Edited by Grotadmorv on Sep 22nd 2023 at 5:14:47 AM

The font color makes me think Cyborg and Beast Boy, though I can't tell whether it's original or new.

"Don't become what he is! Don't become a murderer!"

"Since I was no bigger than a weevil, they've been saying I was evil, that if "bad" was a boot that I'd fit it... That I'm a wicked young lady, but I've been trying hard lately... Oh fuck it! I'm a monster! I admit it!"

"Mr. Witt's accusations are not only 100 percent false, but also slanderous, as it has always been my firm conviction that girls are totally and completely gross."

“Rest in peace Ice cream time.”

"IT BELONGS IN AN ARMORY!!!"

"And you should be in prison. Again. And maybe this time it'll stick."

"HEY, YOU KIDS QUIT SLAMMING MY GOD-DAMN DOOR!"

"You feel you now have control, don't you? You think you will walk away untested. I promise that my work will continue. That I have ensured, by hearing this tape, some will assume that this is over, but I am still among you. You think it's over just because I am dead. It's not over. The games have just begun."

Motion to release a graphic penis emoji!

Edited by mightymewtron on Sep 22nd 2023 at 5:27:42 AM

You are yes, this is fuck, hello!

Yeah. Elves invented effective contraception before we could use fire.

Oh wow, a massive play undone by a single card. Only in a children's card game— [tsk] You know what, I play Red/Blue. I am not allowed to criticize here.

Edited by Sierra-D421 on Sep 22nd 2023 at 7:23:15 AM

"i first met your mother when we were little more than children. she had hooves for feet and starlight in her eyes. she was beauty and nature incarnate, and i killed her with my own two hands."

"I grew up in Dublin. I was a potato farmer. Every night, I would go to the pub. I would drink ale and dance jigs. But then one day, I met a pretty lass. Her name was Ruby, and she captured my heart with her green valley eyes and her hair as golden as my fine gold tote. I was in love, but Ruby didn't return the love. So, because of that, I, um... I..... I forgot what I was gonna say."

"Wolf got your tongue?"

How to Make FNAF 3 Not Scary

Edited by NoonboryKedabory on Sep 24th 2023 at 11:49:10 AM

"March 18: Trying to raise this child is the most meaningless task I have ever attempted."

"That's from when we were sure you were going to grow up to be the antichrist."

Edited by FirstSnow on Sep 22nd 2023 at 5:59:25 PM

"You know Roger, when I was growing up I never saw very much of my Dad. He couldn't take care of himself. So taking care of me and my brothers was out of the question. I'm not sure the pain that caused ever goes away. But I am sure you can't go through life thinking everyone you meet will one day let you down. Because if you do, a very bad thing will happen. You'll end up like me."

"You haven't paid taxes since '94, Donny!"

Nope, it's actually from That's My Boy.

Edited by clemont107 on Sep 23rd 2023 at 9:17:02 AM

The Big Lebowski?

All the ghosts are melancholy

Follow me, I'll make you jolly

Nancy Reagan bit my dog!

Hey, who doesn't enjoy a little pinch and squeal once in a while?

"A-ha, monsters, check! These were the guys who smelled so bad, huh?"