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Alright, confess odd things.

Excessive complaining isn't allowed anywhere on the site. Keep it out of this thread.

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Alright, confess odd things.

For example, I'm jealous to my big brother becuase he discovered The Smiths first. Dammit, now I can't have a crush for Morrisey without feeling weird about it.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:46:13 AM

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#6851: Sep 24th 2009 at 12:07:27 AM

I love those big ol' cans of Arizona iced tea you can get at like the mini mart and stuff for a dollar. Which is kind of odd considering I don't usually care for too much sweet in my tea (in fact my preferred tea at Starbucks is unsweetened black) and those things are bloody SWEET, man.

Thnikkafan ? from Faroe Islands (not really) Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#6852: Sep 24th 2009 at 3:11:20 AM

Well, this me is pretty much my true self, although there's a few sides of the Thnikkafan. There's my Obfuscating Stupidity Manchild personality that I use around my family, I'm pretty sure I have a Shrinking Violet personality for school use (cultivated after years of rejection and being picked on), and I think I have a Wangsty personality rattling in there that I sincerely hope is dead (I thought about suicide daily) although I really know it's still in there.

Also, I think all women are repulsed by me, so I can't talk about love much.

Anyone who assigns themselves loads of character tropes is someone to be worried about.
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#6853: Sep 24th 2009 at 5:25:15 AM

Afghan, I admire you the way you are. Un-harshness on the Internet is both refreshing and a virtue.

I can understand wanting to adapt a different persona online, though. I sometimes wish I could do that. The Bobby you guys see here is more-or-less the same as my IRL public persona, only more articulate, less clumsy, and possibly slightly more emotional. Oh, and I think I rant more here.

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MadeofMeat Since: Jan, 2001
#6854: Sep 24th 2009 at 5:29:17 AM

This is all me, people, except I'm not as coherent in real life. In meatspace, I generally speak in disjointed sentence fragments separated by long laughing jags.

Haven Planescape Hijack Since: Jan, 2001
Planescape Hijack
#6855: Sep 24th 2009 at 5:29:37 AM

I think I would like to be more like my online persona. I frequently find it difficult to get a word in IRL and when I do it's almost never what I'm really thinking—the closest I usually get is making a pun. I'm really a milquetoast, and it frustrates me.

Ah well. At least I have you guys. At least I'm cool on the internet. That's gotta count for something, right? O-on the internet?  *

edited 24th Sep '09 5:32:14 AM by Haven

Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count Dorku
Pacific Oh Yeah? from da beach house Since: Jan, 2001
Oh Yeah?
#6856: Sep 24th 2009 at 5:39:37 AM

Same with me. Apparently I'm too quiet in real life. I also don't show much emotion, even when I want to. And I don't have nearly enough time to think about what I actually want to say.

AFGNCAAP Not axe crazy I swear from Great Underground Empire Since: Jun, 2009
Not axe crazy I swear
#6857: Sep 24th 2009 at 5:43:36 AM

Hmm; I thought I must seem childlike to you all. Oo; let's wait until her seeing the best in people finally implodes on her.

Oh, and confession; I haven't slept. I think it's time for that.

Some writing.
Kinkajou I'm Only Sleeping from you're not your Since: Jul, 2009 Relationship Status: Hiding
I'm Only Sleeping
#6858: Sep 24th 2009 at 6:21:26 AM

I do the "Super Sentai" Stance when overwhelmed by positive emotion.

"Wait, it's IV. Of course they are. They'd make IV for Dreamcast." - Enlong, on yet another FFIV remake
Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#6859: Sep 24th 2009 at 7:41:33 AM

The true me is probably wangstier on the net than in real life because to show the hurt and doubt I feel to those around me would cause too much friction. So I have to just grin and bear it.

edited 24th Sep '09 7:43:09 AM by Catzalcoatl

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
Lanceleoghauni Cyborg Helmsman from Z or R Twice Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
#6860: Sep 24th 2009 at 8:29:10 AM

  • hugs catz* I'm online if you wanna talk :P about anything hehehe. I'm kind of bored.

"Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffee! Coffee! Not as strong as Meth-amphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth!"
Zyxzy Embrace the mindscrew from Salem, OR Since: Jan, 2001
Embrace the mindscrew
#6861: Sep 24th 2009 at 8:35:29 AM

I am far more open online than RL. Far less stubborn too. Not too satisified with that.

What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#6862: Sep 24th 2009 at 8:56:52 AM

Thanks, Lance. I keep really busy, but I do want to have that talk with you (no, not THAT talk).

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001
Youkai Serious
#6863: Sep 24th 2009 at 10:45:54 AM

Out of Bile Fascination and a hunger for Snark Bait, I read Scarlet P.I., wondering how a webcomic featuring every single kink the author has could possibly be worse than expected.

It turns out, the storyline, or lack thereof, bothered me way more. They Wasted a Perfectly Good Plot here; a corporate conspiracy to kidnap innocent people, twist their bodies beyond recognition, erase their minds and use them as glorified machines could be a decent backdrop to a tense, serious story. Trying to make a comedy out of it, although possible, kind of falls flat when the jokes are not funny. The characterization bothered me most, as the protagonists acted unrealistically, the villains were cardboard.

My confession is that I tried to look at a webcomic through the eye of a professional literary critic. Perhaps I take things too seriously.

2nd confession: I edit red links whenever I accidentally make one in the forum.

edited 24th Sep '09 10:47:56 AM by mrsaturn

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Pacific Oh Yeah? from da beach house Since: Jan, 2001
Oh Yeah?
#6864: Sep 24th 2009 at 11:27:20 AM

I think it's worth subjecting webcomics to literary criticism. That was one of the things I liked about "Your Webcomic Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad". (Some of) those webcomics had it coming.

Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#6865: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:02:04 PM

I like to mix foods together to counter textures I don't like. For example, when I have eggs, I generally put them on toast with bacon so I can't feel the texture of the egg whites. I'll also put chicken tenders on my burgers to counteract the texture of the patty.

Part of the reason my personality is all over the place is because I really don't know who I'd consider myself to be. The two ideal versions of myself in my head pretty much contradict eachother. On one hand, I want to be somewhat close to a Genki Girl, but I lack the extroversion needed. On the other, I want to be somewhat of a stoic, but I'm too much of an emotional person. This irks me.

edited 24th Sep '09 1:02:50 PM by Miijhal

Matrix Since: Jan, 2001
#6866: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:13:04 PM

Hey Miijhal! Add cheese to that egg sandwich!

Is good.

Catzalcoatl Bara fanboy from strawberry fields 4-ever Since: May, 2010
Bara fanboy
#6867: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:39:11 PM

I gotta ask. I'm thinking about finally setting up my page and also thinking about my own trope embodiments. Question is, how does one come up with a comprehensive trope list? Surely you don't memorize every single trope? Do you just add on as you come upon a new one that fits?

=^.^= . o O (derail by HoYay)
OuttaTheBLAM resident moonatic from your other left Since: Aug, 2009
resident moonatic
#6868: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:43:19 PM

^ That's what I do.

You're looking for this person.
JethroQWalrustitty OG Troper from Finland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
OG Troper
#6869: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:43:54 PM

I used to list some central ones, but then decided that it was too self-indulgant. Not saying I think so of others, I just am a bit critical of what ever I do.

And no, i don't think anyone even knows all the tropes, there's a metric assload of them, many of them with weird names.

the statement above is false
WilliamWideWeb (weaving) Since: Jan, 2001
(weaving)
#6870: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:48:29 PM

I have a Wiki Magic thing but almost nobody has put any tropes on my userpage.

SHIKI is dead.
GoggleFox rrrrrrrrr from Acadia, yo. Since: Jul, 2009
rrrrrrrrr
#6871: Sep 24th 2009 at 1:56:25 PM

I've done the same. I don't think it's right to pick things out for myself, I guess.

Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
Noimporta Since: Jan, 2001
#6872: Sep 24th 2009 at 2:17:43 PM

My Troper Tales page was intended as a cheap Take That! at Troper Tales, until someone took it seriously and it stuck.

Tzetze DUMB from a converted church in Venice, Italy Since: Jan, 2001
DUMB
#6873: Sep 24th 2009 at 3:06:15 PM

I'm wondering whether or not it's true that people with very low self-esteem don't take compliments well, because they don't believe them.

Yes, at least in my case.

Hmm; I thought I must seem childlike to you all.

No, on the contrary, you seem very mature. Must be the semicolons.

If I ever do that again please figure out a Get A Hold Of Yourself Man equivalent and execute it, thanks in advance.

[1] This facsimile operated in part by synAC.
Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#6874: Sep 24th 2009 at 3:28:15 PM

I do the Super Sentai Stance when overwhelmed by positive emotion.

I have been known to do this as well, on occasion.

Miijhal Since: Jul, 2011
#6875: Sep 24th 2009 at 3:33:29 PM

@Cat: Simple. I memorize every trope.

On a more serious note, I used what I could remember, what came to me later, and searched up a few words with the Google search to see if something would come up that would fit.


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