its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
amazing glazing
Routeferret trips up Johannes while he's running away by complete accident. He sees the pizza and takes the opportunity to take it.
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)
eh
suddenly, a time travelling cruiser! it appears on the exact spot Routeferret was in, telefragging both Future Awe and Routeferret with his pizza inside. awe, not questioning the fact that he basically saw his death, takes Wm's Pizza from the cruiser's trunk and begins sprinting away.
We need someone to animate the entire story of this thread.
Puma quickly builds a wall in Awe's path, but with a slot just big enough and in the right position for the pizza to go through when he crashes into it. Puma takes the pizza and runs in the same direction.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 28th 2019 at 6:55:10 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
I'll do it soon.
Playing throws Puma's pizza in the trash, and gets a new pizza. Then he runs into the truck of the car, pizza in hand.
AKMU
VXXXN teleports the pizza from Playing onto their hands.
sabrina_diamond tries to eat a slice directly and fails, but then takes the whole pizza by headbutting VXXXN instead.
Edited by sabrina_diamond on Oct 29th 2019 at 12:03:22 AM
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Oh Captain!~
Custard stops Sabrina, pretending to be a lost tourist asking for directions and handing over a ridiculous map. Then, when Sabrina's distracted, she casually yoinks the pizza and runs away.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Mighty demon dog-thing
johannes crashes a remotely controlled into custard, then uses it to snatch the pizza
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Playing stand the drone, then takes the pizza.
Just a Mettaur
Bluethorn throws a boomerang which snatches the pizza away from Playing and brings it to him.
A great Mascot Mook.
GoldenCityBird intercepts the boomerang with a net, then runs up an escalator... a down escalator, leaving him running on the spot.
TRS Wick Cleaning
BORK
Too bad KJ left a hidden trampoline from another dimension, launching Golden City Bird through the air while the pizza lands safely on KJ's hands. KJ then decides to pilot the Vic-Viper and uses time-travel to escape the pandemonium.
Google Snake Game.
eh
awe backflips into the bloodstained cruiser and chases KJ, catching up to his Vic Viper and exploding the Vic Viper with a mere poke with his finger, recovering the pizza amongst the wreckage. awe then proceeds to warp back to Page 2 to give past awe his future pizza, sealing him into a Stable Time Loop . amidst the whole chaos, the house owner, also coincidentally being Awe, has ordered another pizza to eat during the chaos. unfortunately, it arrives right amidst the crowd that fights for the pizza.
uh oh.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 29th 2019 at 1:04:41 PM
Skeletor takes Awe's new pizza and says "THE PIZZA, PUMA! EAT IT!" before throwing it in Puma's direction.
This is Skeletor's reaction.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 29th 2019 at 4:30:06 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Oh Captain!~
Custard dives in front of Puma and catches the pizza. As she runs, a ridiculously massive eagle dives down to pick her up and carry her and the pizza to the heavens. She looks down at the disappointed Puma with a smirk.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Mighty demon dog-thing
Trows a rock the eagle so it drops Custard and the pizza, grabs the pizza out of the air while leaving Custard to fall and then runs off
Edited by johannes4123 on Oct 29th 2019 at 9:54:15 AM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Minty summons ninja pirate zombie robot and teleport behind John,
"Nothing personal, kid..."
He yoinks the pizza away with his shadow clone jutsu and gives it to me.
AKMU
you know that you like you want the pizza
in fact, you don't even deserve the pizza!
GIMME IT!
* VXXXN rips the pizza (and arms) from KOS*
Shitposter-General
GREETONGS
*Zap*
THAT PIZZA IS MINE, MORTAL
Zimbabwe Eagle stole the pizza and teleported away!!
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!Puma teleports behind Zimbabwe Eagle and says "psssssh. Nothing personnel, kid," knocking him out and taking the pizza.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
eh
House Owner Awe, seeing the even more bloodstained cruiser just come back from another loop, decides to take the matters into his own hands and warp behind Puma with the cruiser, get out of it and whisper right to his face with a menacing finger point.
"omae wa mou.. shindeiru."
the sheer power and fear induced from those 4 deadly words paralyzes Puma long enough so houseowner!Awe can YOINK the pizza away from them, running away.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 29th 2019 at 7:13:17 AM
Playing steals the pizza, then climbs up a tree.
eh
houseowner!awe proceeds to grab Puma's paralyzed body and slams it repeatedly to cut the tree down, bringing Playing and the pizza down. he then takes the pizza and surrounds himself with wooden walls from sticks that the tree once had.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 29th 2019 at 7:12:56 AM
Oh Captain!~
Pulling out an axe from Hammerspace, Custard chops down the fortress of sticks and takes the pizza from Awe.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
johannes takes the long way to the exact moment Awe arrives before smacking him in the face with a baseball bat
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again