Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
There's no need to flag robots unless they act animalistic.
Anyway, 16 spots left! Who's gonna host, and who's gonna run?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 18th 2022 at 1:48:35 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Main: Blues◊ (SAFE)
Backup: Turbo Mecha Sonic◊ (SAFE)
(Player1) is so scared of (Player2) (he/she1) kills (himself/herself1). (fatal, P1 dies, also Bloodbath and Feast)
(Player1) is forced to collect 100 purple coins to survive. (He/She1) succeed.
(Player1) is forced to collect 100 purple coins to survive. (He/She1) fails and is turned into a coin. (fatal, P1 dies)
(Player1) and (Player2) are discussing how they survived so far.
(Player1) takes a nap with (Player2) at (his/her1) side.
Arena event: The tributes are transported into a dark, alien world and must find their way out.
(Player1) finds a Light Portal and escapes the twisted dimension.
(Player1) dies from the dark world's corrosive air. (P1 dies)
(Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) are ambushed by some aliens and taken away. (P1-P2-P3 die)
(Player1) pushes (Player2) into poisonous water, killing (him/her2). (P1 kills P2)
Out of spite, (Player1) traps (Player2) and leaves (him/her2) to die in the dark world. (P1 kills P2)
(Player1) attempts to save an injured (Player2) from a group of aliens. (He/She1) fails and they both die. (P1-P2 die)
Edited by Scipion3 on Jun 20th 2022 at 3:20:53 PM
"One last tango, 47."alright, first time submitting tributes, hope I didn't mess anything up.
Main - Ritual Saint Kasli◊, female (who would've guessed), light green.
Reserve - Puffsley◊, non-sapient animal, male.
Both tributes are from The Battle Cats.
I like cats.Holy shit, top two of the last season, and a mass murderer? Very impressive, Luthier, Delthea.
Now, I don't usually nominate tributes from the Tellius duology... but there is one ship I'd like to nominate this time, and that is Boyd and Mist◊!
After the near-sweep of the last season, however, I don't feel like doing a reserve this time.
Also, if no one else has offered, I'd like to host.
EDIT: Shit, I nearly forgot. They are light green-safe, as Mist is 18 in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn, while Boyd is 21 in that same game.
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Jun 21st 2022 at 5:46:14 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)13 spots left! Matt will run.
- (Player1) chops three of (Player2)'s limbs off before leaving (him/her2) for dead near a lava river. (Player2) dies. (FD2348, FN2353; should be revised to this so it's closer to the source and it's clear it's a direct kill event, unlike the one last season:)
- (Player1) amputates (Player2)'s arm and legs, and then pushes (him/her2) into a lava river as (Player2) repeatedly says, "I hate you!"
- (Player1) smashes a bottle of grape juice over (Player2)'s head over a game of poker, killing (him/her2).
- (Player1) breaks a grape juice bottle on (Player2)'s head over poker, KO'ing (him/her2), but the glass shards fly into (Player3) and impale (him/her3). (P1 accidentally kills P3 in collateral damage)
- (Player1) cracks (Player2)'s head open with a grape juice bottle over poker, but the glass shards fly into (Player3) and impale (him/her3). (P1 intentionally kills P2 but accidentally kills P3 in collateral damage, so it's still 2 kills for them)
- A qilin sniffs (Player1) and bows to (him/her1) because of (his/her1) pure heart.
- A qilin sniffs (Player1) and bows to (him/her1) because of (his/her1) "pure heart", but (he/she1) gets exposed when it dies, as (Player1) bewitched its corpse previously.
- (Player1) gives (Player2) and (Player3) decoy suitcases, which spout infinitely cloning bread and papers when they open them.
- (Player1) throws (Player2) into a wall by sealing (him/her2) inside it. (Fatal)
- When (Player1) breaks up with (Player2), the latter says, "Then who will love you now?" (Blacklisted)
- (Player1) and (Player2) have a spelling bee. (Player2) wins.
- (Player1) accidentally deletes the shortcut to (his/her1) browser and thinks (he/she1) deleted the Internet.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 19th 2022 at 12:48:48 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."- After seeing that (Player1) is on this season, (Player2) says: "Bold choice, [(Player1)'s nominator]." (bloodbath only)
- (Player1) creates a self-insert OC for (Player2)'s source material.
- A bug in the simulator causes (Player1) to get permanently stuck in one spot. (Player2) puts (him/her1) out of (his/her1) misery.
Nominations have been closed. Stay tuned for the reserves!
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."A series of events all inspired by Phelous' video on the Top 40 dumbest moments from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987).
Non-Fatal
(Player1) starts stealing clothes from the other tributes because one of them has a treasure map sewn inside. The map turns out to be on (Player2).
(Player1) and (Player2) temporarily switch bodies. (Player2) uses the situation to force (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) to do chores.
(Player1) tests a cure for mutation on (Player2), but (Player2) mutates into an even more grotesque form. Thankfully, it was just a simulation.
(Player1) mutates into a cross between a rejected Mortal Kombat character and a chicken.
(Player1) is revealed to have been running a pizza parlor for months in hopes of poisoning (Player2).
While in disguise, (Player1) encounters (Player2) running a three-card monte game. (Player1) blows (his/her1) cover by wrecking the game with a sword.
(Player1) is lowering (Player2) into a vat of molten wax. Later, (Player2) is still not lowered into the wax, allowing (Player3) to save (him/her2).
Fatal
(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) follow a map to an island, The island was rigged by (Player5) to float away into the Forcefield. (P5 kills P1-P4)
(Player1) makes a carousel spin around so fast that it flies up into the air before landing on (Player2) and (Player3), crushing them. (P1 kills P2 and P3)
Upon learning that (Player1) and (Player2) are attacking, (Player3) plans to defeat them by doing nothing and hoping they kill themselves. It works. (P1 and P2 die normally)
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Dangit, I'm just a bit too late.
Hyperfixation, guaranteed!Reserves have been rolled, and I am happy to announce that the following thirteen reserves have managed to make it into this season!
- A literal black eagle - MummyGaGa
- Spinel Sun - Justkong033
- Butch and Cassidy - Owen23
- The Third Sister - IchigoMontoya
- Jean-Michel Bruitage - Scipion3
- Jack Fenton - PointMaid
- Rebeca Andrade - CosmosAndChaos
- Mr. Jim Business - Ozbourne
- Deep Six - Billy5545
- Sonic.RAW - SomeLibre
- Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu and Peko Pekoyama - Psychedelicate
- Mr. Kumar - BlackFaithStar
- Turbo Mecha Sonic - ultimate_life_form
- After absorbing an ancient database, a cosmically powered (Player1) proceeds to slaughter (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6).note
- (Player1) smolders with generic rage.
- (Player1) and (Player2) sing old television show themes as they clean out an outhouse pit.note
- (Player1) receives a "Go to Jail Free" card, resulting in (his/her1) arrest.note
- Upon arriving in the Arena, (Player1) apologizes for the wait. (Player2), happy to see him, replies, "TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!" (Bloodbath only)note
- (Player1) buys a very old laptop, but it explodes after (he/she1) attempts to do anything other than open Google Docs.note
- (Player1) declares that (he/she1) is here to make (Player2) and (Player3)'s lives as annoying as possible. (Also Bloodbath)note
- (Player1) calms (his/her1) throat by drinking a concoction of honey, lemon, ginger, and hot tea, dubbed "(Player1) Juice".note
Note: A companion Arena Event to the "gets massacred by a cosmically-powered tribute" event from above, still based on the Underbase Saga of the Marvel Transformers comic book.
- Text: A cosmically-powered Starscream, bathed in the god-like power of an ancient database, appear in the Arena.
- Survival: (Player1) survives the cosmically-powered Starscream's rampage.
- Fatal 1: (Player1) gets offlined by the cosmically-powered Starscream.
- Fatal 2: (Player1) sacrifices (himself/herself1) so (Player2) can run away from the cosmically-powered Starscream.
- Fatal 3: (Player1), (Player2) and (Player3) attempt to trick Starscream into sparing them, but he is neither fooled nor amused, and kills them.
- Fatal 4: (Player1) prepares to seize the cosmic power for (himself/herself1), but (Player2) kills (him/her1) before (he/she1) could try.
- Fatal 5: (Player1) attempts to steal the rest of the cosmic power yet taken by Starscream, but is unable to contain it and gets obliterated.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jun 19th 2022 at 1:55:30 AM
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."Entertainment for the viewers at home:
- (Player1) notices one of the hidden cameras in the arena and waves at the viewers.
- (Player1) notices one of the hidden cameras in the arena and winks at the viewers.
- (Player1) notices one of the hidden cameras in the arena and sticks (his/her1) tongue out at the viewers.
- (Player1) notices one of the hidden cameras in the arena and dances for the viewers.
- (Player1) notices one of the hidden cameras in the arena and shakes (his/her1) bottom at the viewers. [blacklisted?]
- (Player1) finds a boat and tries using it to escape the arena, only for the boat to be destroyed upon colliding with the forcefield, forcing (Player1) to swim back to shore.
- (Player1) finds a boat and tries using it to escape the arena, only for the boat to be destroyed upon colliding with the forcefield, leaving (Player1) to drown. [FATAL TO P1; NO KILLER]
Edited by ArgoTheBlank on Jun 19th 2022 at 11:29:48 AM
Events:
- (Player1): "(Player2) the Lion? What the hell are YOU doing in my car?"
- (Player1) rapidly stabs a training dummy with a knife while continuously screaming (his/her1) war cry.
- (Player1) gets run over by a parked car. (fatal for P1)
Event suggestions are now closed by the way.
BTW, please call me Jake.~Janky Kong, in your last fatal event, do P1 and P2 kill each other or commit double suicide/accidentally kill themselves out of incompetence? Because if the former, then did you intend their natural deaths as "kill forfeits" due to the sim's limitations? Or can we make it a Mutual Kill, but we manually deduct 1 kill from each of them in the kill tally?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."The implication is meant to be that Player1 and Player2 kill themselves out of incompetence.
Edited by JankyKong on Jun 20th 2022 at 9:02:27 AM
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Oh, mind rewording it so it's clearer?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."(Player1) learns that (Player2) and (Player3) are attacking, and decides to do nothing and hope the two get themselves killed. Somehow, it works.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?Alright.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."The save has been set up for Matt! He'll start running tomorrow in his timezone.
Unfortunately, Matt has been struggling with running, so he'll switch to Clean.
EDIT: And he has sent the screens and save to Al!
EDIT 2: Unfortunately, Al got sick while he was writing the first update, so he'll step down from hosting. I'll take over.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 23rd 2022 at 4:21:52 PM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Ladies and gentlemen, this is your host speaking. I regret to inform you all that an unexpected development has happened; namely, that I have fallen quite seriously ill. I'm afraid I will not be sound enough to be able to discharge my duties properly, and therefore, I have decided to step down from hosting this season as I recover. I thank you all for understanding.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)
It’s time to duel!
Ancient Gear Golem◊ safe and reserved Valkyrion the Magna Warrior◊ safe.
Edited by This on Jun 18th 2022 at 7:33:31 AM
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…