Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here
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Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Original OP
Hi, and welcome to the official reboot of the Hunger Games Simulation! Yeah, funny that the guy whose tributes and suggestions created a bit of a stir in the original HGS is making the reboot post, I know. Before we begin, here are the rules. And a link to the HGS wiki as that's where we do the editing.
as that's where we do the editing.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#22152: Mar 18th 2022 at 1:06:45 AM
13 spots left! Who's gonna host, and who's gonna run?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Scipion3
Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty
from Kaamelott castle
Since: May, 2018
Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Léodagan, the Bloodthirsty
#22153: Mar 18th 2022 at 1:41:11 AM
Well, congrats to Berdly for being my first podium finisher to win a Battle Royale!
Main: Dino Piranha
Reserve: Peewee Piranha
Both Black Flags as they're both giant baby dinosaurs.
"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."
Just Linie
#22154: Mar 18th 2022 at 3:36:21 AM
- (Player1) catches a fly with a straw.
- (Player1) catches a fly with a straw, but accidentally sucks the fly into (his/her1) mouth.
- (Player1) gets heart failure after (he/she1) drinks cooking oil. (fatal, also feast)
Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 19th 2022 at 7:15:59 PM
HypeKitty1
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
from North America
Since: Sep, 2020
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
#22155: Mar 18th 2022 at 6:43:05 AM
- Dark Peasant◊ Safe Main
- Super Peasant◊ Safe Reserve
Edited by HypeKitty1 on Mar 18th 2022 at 7:43:26 AM
Ture Rider
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#22156: Mar 18th 2022 at 6:43:15 AM
- (Player1) dies when (his/her1) mecha is destroyed. (Player2) checks on what's left, and remarks, "Nothing left inside. Just a pile of hamburger."
- "You know what they say: the couple that slays together, dies together!" (Player1) says about (Player2) and (Player3) after killing them. (blacklisted)note
- (Player1) proclaims that "genre is dead".note
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that the latter's awful dad jokes and puns are so unfunny, it somehow comes full circle into hilarity.note
- All attempts to take (Player1) seriously end the moment (his/her1) butt starts glowing.note
- (Player1), angry at (Player2) and (Player3)'s makeout session disturbing (his/her1) studies, unwittingly punches (Player4) out into the distance. (blacklisted)
- A bug in the simulator causes (Player1) to become a nuclear warlord.note
- A bug in the simulator causes (Player1) to become a nuclear warlord. (He/She1) then proceeds to nuke (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5).note
- (Player1) has to let (his/her1) love for (Player2) go, and forget (his/her2) smile; everything about them are only hope. (blacklisted)note
- (Player1)'s cat repeatedly steals (Player2)'s underwear, forcing an exasperated (Player1) to return them.note
AlbertThompsonJr
Princess and Silver Knight
from Renais, Magvel
Since: Apr, 2021
Relationship Status: A heart full of love
Princess and Silver Knight
#22157: Mar 18th 2022 at 7:03:15 AM
For my main.... I think I'll go with Yen Sid
◊ (elderly)
My reserve shall be Berkut and Rinea
◊ (likely safe)
An eagle
#22158: Mar 18th 2022 at 8:30:30 AM
Main Tribute
- Name: Kanji Tatsumi and Naoto Shirogane◊
- Nickname: Kannao
- Flag: yellow, as Kanji is 15 while Naoto is 16.
- Alternate Form: Naoto is dressed up in the female Yasogami High uniform.
- Source: Persona 4
Original post. Please ignore:
Original Main Tribute
- Name: Rintarou Okabe◊
- Alternate Form: wearing the butler outfit.
- Nickname: Butler Okabe
- Flag: Light green, 18
- Source: Steins;Gate
Rejected Reserve Tribute
- Name: Kurisu Makise◊
- Alternate Form: wearing the MayQueen Nyan-Nyan maid outfit.
- Nickname: Maid Kurisu
- Flag: Light green, 18
- Source: Steins;Gate
Edit: Switching my tributes
Edited by Billy5545 on Mar 18th 2022 at 9:48:49 PM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
CosmosAndChaos
Macha
from Brazil
Since: Feb, 2011
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Macha
#22159: Mar 18th 2022 at 9:18:44 AM
Main: Norton
◊
Reserve: SEGA!Vaporeon
◊(male, safe)
What, me worry?
#22160: Mar 18th 2022 at 6:49:17 PM
Nomination period has now ended. I will be rolling which reserves make it in.
What, me worry?
#22161: Mar 18th 2022 at 7:01:39 PM
The following reserves have made it in:
1. Emelio - Bluethorn
2. The PS5 speaking to you inside your brain - wingedcatgirl
3. Ema Asahina (yellow, high schooler) - TheMemeMan
4. Agent G - BambangDoe
5. Jinx - IchigoMontoya
6. The Salvation Rangers - This
7. Rayquaza - FollowTheMap
8. Upin and Ipin (red, 5 y/o twin brothers) - BlackFaithStar
9. Morgana - JankyKong
10. Yellow Face - TheWhistleTropes
11. Segway Guy - ThatIdiotMan
12. Roger Rabbit - Zanreo
13. Peewee Piranha (black, baby dinosaur) - Scipion3
14. Super Peasant - HypeKitty1
Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Mar 18th 2022 at 9:01:55 AM
dave_the_assassin
Light and Hope
from France, New World
Since: Nov, 2016
Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Light and Hope
#22162: Mar 18th 2022 at 7:17:07 PM
Didn't get my reserve in, so I'mma change my tribute.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
An eagle
#22163: Mar 18th 2022 at 7:38:24 PM
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Same
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#22164: Mar 19th 2022 at 2:46:03 AM
open/close all folders
Nonfatal Soul/Ghost Events That Need Better Clarity
Note: All of them are meant to be nonfatal, but they should be revised to make that clear.
- (Player1) tries to exchange (his/her1) soul for wealth and power, only to be informed (he/she1) has no soul to sell. (N130, should add "because (he/she1)'s a living soulless husk" at the end; also missing in Day)
- (Player1) unknowingly sells (his/her1) soul to (Player2), thinking (he/she1) was selling (his/her1) shoe sole. (D8447, N; should add "and becomes a living soulless husk" at the end)
- (Player1) destroys (Player2)'s body, turning (him/her2) into a ghost. (Player2) swears revenge before escaping. (D8864, N8951; should be "(Player2) survives and swears revenge")
Fatal Choking Events That Need Better Clarity
Note: All of them are meant to be fatal, but Matt pointed out on Discord that they should be revised to make that clear.
- (Player1) drinks too much and chokes on (his/her1) own vomit. (FN121, FF202; missing in Day)
- (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) play Chubby Bunny. (Player2) chokes on a marshmallow and loses. (FD182, FN180, FF86)
- (Player1) somehow chokes on (his/her1) own aspirations. (FD630, FN626)
- (Player1) gives (Player2) a silver hand for (his/her2) loyalty. When (Player2) considers betraying (Player1), (his/her2) hand chokes (Player2). (FD1266, FN1267; could be worded better so it's clear that P1 chokes P2 with the silver hand for betraying them)
- Before choking (Player1) in (his/her1) sleep, (Player2) says: "With these hands I hold the fate of millions". (FD2063, FN2067)
- (Player1) accidentally inhales (his/her1) drink, but (Player2) thinks it's fire and immediately starts dancing to the beat of (his/her1) choking. (FD3600, FN3620)
- (Player1) defeats (Player2), calling (him/her2) weak while choking (him/her2) onto the wall. (FD3840, FN3865; nonfatal variant exists)
- (Player1) puts words in (Player2)'s mouth until (he/she2) chokes on them. (FD4442, FN4472)
- (Player1) chokes (Player2) by wrapping spiderwebs around (his/her2) neck. (FD4804, FN4840)
- (Player1) tries to eat an incorporeal wraith corpse to gain experience, but somehow chokes on it due to prior overeating. (FD4850, FN4887)
- (Player1) builds (his/her1) camp facing the sea and with the mountains behind it, but Hawaiian ghost warriors choke (him/her1) in (his/her1) sleep. (FN4949, should be revised into this due to char limits:)
- Hawaiian ghost warriors fatally choke (Player1) in (his/her1) sleep for building (his/her1) camp facing the sea and with the mountains behind it.
- (Player1) takes (Player2)'s glasses and chokes (Player2) by shoving them down (his/her2) throat. (FD5043, FN5080)
- (Player1) gives (Player2) a giant pill that (Player2) is forced to swallow. (Player2) chokes on the pill. (FD5062, FN5099)
- (Player1) laughs intensely as (he/she1) witnesses (Player2) choking on a biscuit. (FD5386, FN5431, FF298)
- (Player1) starts choking on cake while (Player2) tells the viewers how to stop someone from choking, ending by saying: "Remember, only nimrods choke." (FD5449, FN5493, FF310)
Other Broken Events
- (Player1) surprises (Player2) while the latter is taking a shower, causing (him/her2) to non-fatally whack (Player1) in the head with a wrench. (D8416, N8493; should be revised to this for clarity:)
- (Player1) surprises (Player2) by returning early while the latter's in the shower. (Player2) freaks out and KO's (him/her1) with a wrench in the head.
- (Player1) attacks (Player2) by spinning into (him/her2) in a crazy fashion, ignoring any defensive buffs (Player2) has. (D11099, N11235; was set to 1 tribute instead of 2)
On a Scale of 1 to 10, How Would You Rate Your Pain? (4)
Note: The original versions of Sylvi's "pi out of 10" event.
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, how would you rate your pain?" (Player2) says 1.
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, how would you rate your pain?" (Player2) says 5.
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, how would you rate your pain?" (Player2) says 10.
- (Player1) asks (Player2), "On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the lowest, how would you rate your pain?" (Player2) says a number ridiculously higher than 10.
The Original Version of Sylvi's "Here's the T" Event (1)
- (Player1) asks (Player2) for the tea. (Player2) gives (him/her1) tea while telling (him/her1) the latest gossip. (also Feast)
And the Rest (4)
- (Player1) gets a teardrop tattoo from (Player2) after killing (Player3).
- (Player1) ends (his/her1) alliance with (Player2) and follows (Player3) because (he/she3) is stronger than (Player2).
- (Player1) sleeps through a natural disaster and somehow survives.
- A dehydrated (Player1) constantly denies needing water until (Player2) gives (him/her1) a vase full of it, which (he/she1) quickly drinks.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 20th 2022 at 10:12:43 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
FollowTheMap
24 times around the sun.
from The Concrete Desert
Since: Jun, 2021
Relationship Status: Plastic Love
24 times around the sun.
#22165: Mar 19th 2022 at 3:55:44 AM
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that (Player3)'s metabolic processes are now a matter of interest only to historians. (P3 dies naturally)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that the latter's idea of delicate is a matter of interest only to (his/her2) therapist.
- A bug in the simulator causes (Player1) to become a sentient nuclear warhead.note
- A bug in the simulator causes (Player1) to become an inanimate nuclear warhead, which goes off while (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4) are nearby.
An eagle
#22166: Mar 19th 2022 at 4:57:52 AM
- (Player1) and (Player2) smoke weed whilst burying the latest dead tribute and hallucinate that the zombiefied tribute is attacking them.
- (Player1) and (Player2) smoke weed whilst burying (Player3), their latest kill, and hallucinate that the zombified (Player3) is attacking them. (this and the above event are nonfatal for the first two tributes).
- (Player1) pours grape juice on (Player2), causing an evil clone of (Player2) to emerge from the spill.
- (Player1) burns (Player2) to death, which also destroys (his/her2) soul in the process.
- (Player1) gets infected with a parasitic fungus that slowly absorbs (his/her1) soul, but (Player2) burns it, freeing (Player1)'s soul.
- (Player1) gets infected with a parasitic fungus that slowly absorbs (his/her1) soul, but (Player2) burns it. It's too late as (Player1) dies soulless. (This and the above are fatal)
- (Player1) argues with (Player2) if water is wet.
- (Player1), (Player2, (Player3) and (Player4) see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. (Also in Feast)
- (Player1) gets hit by a laser beam from (Player2)'s laser gun, making (him/her1) say that (he/she1) only wants to make online videos every day. (Based on the "SpongeBob Becomes a Netflix Adaptation" video)
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
#22167: Mar 19th 2022 at 5:08:07 AM
- (Player1) spins around several times, but (Player2) just fatally kicks (him/her1) in the head by jumping over (him/her1).
- (Player1): "This is, after all, a consequence of treating your soup broth like a drink." (He/She1) says to (Player2), to the latter's confusion.
- (Player1) cuts a tray of lasagna into...11 evenly sized pieces?◊ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RIDICULOUSNESS!? WHAT THE HELL!?
- (Player1) sends an email threatening to kill (Player2) in order to get 1500 currency from the latter.◊ (P2's currency is what's P1 getting)
- (Player1) tells (Player2) that it's okay to swear. (Player2) tells the former to swear. Cue (Player1) breaking out into a chorus of the word "fuck".◊
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock, who's the idiot? Knock knock, it's (Player1).
- (Player1) finds scale armor and thinks it'd be useful. Then (he/she1) sees the stealth disadvantages that come with it, and FLIPS THE FUCK OUT!
- (Player1) questions how (he/she1) could be worse than a child murderer for making a single henway that (Player2) fell for.
- (Player1) requests (Player2) to grab a jug of milk when the latter's out, and 6 avocadoes if there are any. (Player2) grabs 6 jugs of milk.
- (Player1) needs (Player2) to swear- okay, (Player2), not swear as in saying a swear word, but swear as in a promise.
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#22168: Mar 19th 2022 at 7:29:34 AM
A bit late, but event suggestions have been closed. If Cassie will host, who's gonna run?
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#22169: Mar 20th 2022 at 11:34:37 AM
Sorry for the double post, but Map, Jake, and Matt have set up the save. If no one else steps up to run by around 1-2PM PHT (~11-12 hours from this post), I'll do it.
EDIT: And I've sent the pics and save to Cass!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 22nd 2022 at 6:25:02 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
#22170: Mar 22nd 2022 at 7:43:07 AM
The Bloodbath (Part 2):
Hey guys, we're down to the last season before Mythology Season, lets go!!!
Funkin' Battle Music: FNF VS Deimos - Slaughter Speedway
The
Bloodbath (Part 2):
- We've got Serious Sam, a-hey, welcome to the jungle!
- Stavros, eh? And he looks to be quite a sly fucking fellow...
- OH SHIT, IT'S DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER! GET IN LINE FOR YOUR DENTAL CHECK, EVERYONE! GET IN LINE!
- Oooooh, five princesses? All themed after limes!?
- Whoa whoa whoa- we've just started and already part of the universe has declared someone to be The Saviour!? Honey, that's pretty rushed, yo!
- Watch ye words, Ema, lest you retroactively turn 3 seconds old!!! [wheeze]
- Norton, what the fuck.
- AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! WHO ORDERED SHIRTLESS POWER RANGER LARPERS HERE!? GET OUT!
- Emillio diggin' out!
- The Moonstone grants Queen Angella an electrifying intro, folks!
- There's our first Pokemon char there buddy. A Sneasler! Only in Hisui!
- Welp, Roger Rabbit's down on his luck for the moment! Whoopsie-daisy!
- ...hoo hell, man, the Mad Prince is off and starting small with matches and a light!
- Super Peasant proceeds to VIOLENTLY RAGDOLL THEMSELF to slap that funky Cornucopia! Bitchass spaghetti.
- ...welp. Rayquaza had mental freezing for a moment.
- A DARK peasant? This is...interesting.
- Uhhhhhhh Renge. Bro, don't yell at me, I don't know how that Cheetahmen quote even works!
- Do we trust this teal mousy thing to NOT kill? Huh!? HUH!? HUH!?
- We are not gonna see a pretty fishing session, guys.
- Oh yeah, Tord, he'll honk ya real good, so good that you'll be sick of it!
- Oh no! Another Whammy! Anyway...
- Look at that Moldbygg skitterin' RIGHT OUT!
- And so are two other people!
- Hey, Army-dill, lemme tell ya, the Xbox ain't got 'nuff room for one more player there! Fuck off! Get stolen!
- Damn that pair is sick of the antics. And blood's yet to be shed!
- Luca- I mean, Ruka heads off to do something he had the bad luck to forget about some moments ago! Y'know, wouldn't it'd be good to do a bit of prep warnin' just to ensure EVERYONE's ready! Cuz potty breaks in the middle suck...
- I'd say "count 'em" but uhhhhhhhh, nah, you count them yourself, audience.
- BOOOOOOOOOOONG! PIRANHA AND PARADOX CATS!
- But those fools don't know who holds the official Hunger Games Simulator survival note...
- Giant's armor? That doesn't come close to cuttin' it with a COUNTRY, MAN!
- ...why is a mining corporation hosting a fighting tournament again? My mind's already been haywire ever since I've learned that a tire company was also behind nominating high-class restaurants and shit.
- ...this is why PS5's should not be inside anyone's brains. You suffer the expected ambulatory consequences.
- BLUE-HAIRED PRESIDENT SNOW IS REAL! NOOOOOOOOOOOO-
- ...did that really happen without any blood drawn? LIKE REALLY!? NO ONE DIED!? DAMN, BOI!
- "Appeaser Nuts!" HAH!
- Hey, fuck off in the dad-mocking! Not gonna end well for either of yall!
- Yeah, when Renge gets introduced straight out of Action 52, one hell of a crappy game, it'd be best to just not follow her.
- 5 princesses declaring as ONE god? ONE, or FIVE GODDESSES!?
- Dunno what the dog died on, but F- OKAY I REGRET SAYING THAT I JUST KILLED A PAIR BY SAYING IT, WHOOPSIE-DAISY!
- ...banana mascot? I...what the fuck kinda amnestic weapon that is!?
- WARM NOTHING CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT MORE TEETH. WHAT THE FUCK!
- This criminal duo BETTER be happenin'! Worth a movie, I'd say!
- AYO SNOW YOU BETTER THROW THAT DECREE RIGHT OUT OF THE WINDOW, I'M TELLIN YA!
- Volo knows how to remove the "jinx" from Morgana, eh? Wonder why...
- Ayyy, happy birthday, Jesse!
- X BAG FUCK
- The blue-haired Snow makes it rain twice upon the cerebral PS5's parade.
- ...of course. The cursed guys gotta be the strongest, I'm tellin' ya! That's just the Games!
- ...Hanako. What did you infuse upon the grape juice!? I WANNA KNOW, HANAKO!
- Can't dig out of a grave if you turn into a thing that can't even move!
- Yep! This Legendary's not gonna let a silly lil' sapling stop it!
- ...oh balls. The mob boss just became a BOSS MOB!
- Typical Tord.
- Beta stickbugging will back-[[FIREWALL!!!]]
- Stop it, Marie Alter. No talking your way outta that from Jinx!
- lmao harley mocky mocky
- They probably end up with just five, eh? Bet.
- Tonya's not taking a single ray of Father Grigori's blinding ramble.
- She's not answering a paradoxical cat mess. Hell naw!
- Yanno, that piranha could very much have eaten a tiger on the way...
- ...heh. The kids did it and built a shelf without even realising.
- GET YOUR REWARDS, ANGELLA!
- Ayyyyyyy, we got a Pokemon Trainer playin' with a Pokemon and a dark (huh?) peasant in the playground, woo!
Fallen Tributes: Stavros, Kanji & Naoto (as one tribute), Emelio
Remaining tributes: 45
Kill Tally
- none
Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 22nd 2022 at 10:16:59 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
TroperNo9001
Braids From S286 Not Included
from ZDR for now
Since: Oct, 2014
Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Braids From S286 Not Included
#22171: Mar 22nd 2022 at 7:50:58 AM
Question is, does Elfilin have a dad? We'll find out when his game's released in three days!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
An eagle
#22172: Mar 22nd 2022 at 8:00:53 AM
Oof, I'm out
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).
TheWhiteWolf
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
#22173: Mar 22nd 2022 at 8:01:55 AM
aight let me know when this ends lmao
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Just Linie
#22174: Mar 22nd 2022 at 8:09:34 AM
Yachiru is Badass Adorable in her source material. But assisting Infinite Cats is too much for her. I wonder why Infinite Cats want Yachiru to become they assistance?
Edited by Justkong033 on Mar 22nd 2022 at 10:09:59 PM
HypeKitty1
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
from North America
Since: Sep, 2020
Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Fire Emblem Heroes Fan
#22175: Mar 22nd 2022 at 8:16:56 AM
im just imagining the peasants rag dolling all over the place
Ture Rider
Total posts: 35,965
Going with some of my past reserves who didn't make it in the season they were nominated:
Main: Beta Spamton
◊
Reserve: Roger Rabbit
◊
"Leftover items still have value!"