Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

We're done! Who's gonna host, and who's gonna run?

(Player1), (Player2), (Player3), (Player4) and (Player5) break into an abandoned building and spraypaint memes on the walls.^note based on an event from a DR RP I'm in

Forgot if I suggested this before, but...

• (Player1) gets on all fours like a horse, and (Player2) rides (him/her1) off into the sunset as if they're in a wild old west film.

Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 26th 2021 at 1:04:28 PM

(Player1) throws (Player2) out of (his/her1) camp after an argument. Luckily, (Player3) accepts to help the homeless (Player2)

(Player1) dies and is reincarnated into the Arena. (P1 dies)

(Player1) dies and is reincarnated into the Cornucopia. (P1 dies)

(Player1) dies and is reincarnated into the Forcefield. (P1 dies)

(Player1) meditates on the flaws of the other tributes and how to help them overcome them.

(Player1) bets with (his/her1) nominator about if (he/she1)'s going to win or not.

After being mocked by (Player1), (Player2) angrily screams: "I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact... FUCK THIS PLANET!"

(Player1) slays a monster, freeing a fallen tribute's soul from it.

(Player1) and (Player2) share a Fluff moment together.

As (Player1) dies, (he/she1) curses the runner, promising they will pay for this.

(Player1) attempts to kill (Player2)'s nominator. (He/she1) fails.

(Player1) attempts to kill (Player2)'s nominator. (He/she1) succeeds.

(Player1) and (Player2) sing a duet about the good and bad of humanity.

(Player1): "There is literally no one in the arena that I don't want to murder!"

Edited by Scipion3 on Mar 1st 2021 at 4:14:21 PM

Today's event dump is brought to you by the first three Donkey Kong Country games:

• (Player1) and (Player2) fly across a pit on a gas-powered platform, picking up floating gas tanks to keep its tank filled.
  • (Player1) and (Player2) fly across a pit on a gas-powered platform. They fail to keep the platform's tank filled, causing them to fall into the pit. (Fatal -> P1 and P2)
• (Player1) and (Player2) team up to race a parrot through a thick bramble. They win.
  • (Player1) and (Player2) race a parrot through a thick bramble. They lose the race and both lose a life as a result. (Fatal -> P1 and P2))
• (Player1) crosses a canyon with a Barrel Cannon.
  • (Player1) attempts to cross a canyon with a Barrel Cannon, but misses the other side by a mile and falls to (his/her1) death. (Fatal -> P1)
  • (Player1) attempts to cross a canyon with a Barrel Cannon, but accidentally aims the cannon down at the ground and is killed on impact. (Fatal -> P1)
• (Player1) temporarily turns into (Player2) after entering a barrel with (Player2)'s face on it and uses (Player2)'s abilities to take out (Player3). (Fatal P1 -> P3)
• (Player1) runs through a beehive away from a giant wasp. (He/She1) escapes.
  • (Player1) runs through a beehive away from a giant wasp. (He/She1) gets stuck in honey and is stung to death. (Fatal -> P1)
• (Player1) attempts to enter the Lost World, but doesn't have enough Koins to pay the toll and is knocked away by the entrance's club-wielding guard.
• (Player1) earns a podium placement in Cranky's Video Game Heroes after collecting enough (Player2) Coins.
• (Player1) keeps speedy crocodilian monsters at bay by keeping a traffic light red. (He/She1) escapes unscathed.
  • (Player1) keeps speedy crocodilian monsters at bay by keeping a stoplight red. The light turns green and (he/she1) is caught and killed by them. (Fatal -> P1)

Edited by kablammin45 on Feb 27th 2021 at 2:42:11 PM

• (Player1) dies from experiencing the thrill of death that is playing Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne on Hard mode

Edited by Risdio51 on Feb 27th 2021 at 2:55:22 PM

• (Player1) falls into a pond of hot, spicy nacho cheese. Thankfully, (He/She1) gets out with only a couple second degree burns.
• (Player1) falls into a pond of hot, spicy nacho cheese. (He/She1) had a hard struggle trying to get out but in the end, (He/She1) succumb to severe burns and drown in the hot, steamy cheese.

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Feb 27th 2021 at 8:46:38 AM

(Player1) attempts to help (Player2) pick up a tomato from a tomato vine, only to get gashed by the nearby rose bushes.

I'd host so that Bale won't have to again (it's been almost 36 hours since the finale), but I'll be busy on Wednesday, so I'll see if I can run instead.

EDIT: Kafka will host if no one else does.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 2nd 2021 at 5:45:59 PM

• After (Player1) non-fatally defeats (Player2), (he/she1) scares (him/her2) with a skull-in-a-box. FRIENDSHIP!

Based on Scorpion's Trilogy Friendship.

I'm running the season now.

EDIT: Getting late, so Plas will take over in the meantime.

EDIT 2: Kaf has ceded the hosting role to me due to having other responsibilities.

EDIT 3: Plas has sent the save to me, and I'll check it when I wake up.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 3rd 2021 at 4:55:18 AM

Mr. Sutton: Welcome everyone, to Reboot Season 147 of the Hunger Games! What's this? The Sinnoh League has entered the tournament, and two-thirds of the Creation Trio have arrived as well? Looks like they've heard of the remakes and Pokémon Legends: Arceus, and call me HYPED about them! So in celebration, this season's soundtrack will be composed entirely of the original Sinnoh games' battle themes!

Anyway, here's our cast as always, and let's all have a Pokémon Battle!

Battle Music: Pokémon Diamond & Pearl - Battle! Wild Pokémon

• Bloodbath (alt link)
  • Lickatoad tries killing Lamar before he could whack the candy out of him, but he quickly gets shot.
  • Dialga Presents: What to Expect in the Sinnoh Remakes!
  • Palkia's now a Roaming Legendary! Watch out, Trainers!
  • This season is brought to you by Planters! Harness the Power of the Peanut!
  • Mista is now Minista. (rimshot)
  • Newtgat doesn't wanna have his guts shot like Lickatoad's.
  • Mettaton does what a lot of monsters don't do when confronted by genocidal humans.
  • The Sinnoh Elite Four and their Pokémon master their techniques and make a swift Run Away from battle! Amazing teamwork!
  • The Bartender uses something other than his soup gun and knifes Giegue in the chest.
  • Stopgo finds a Spanish Inquisitor and flashes his traffic light eyes to confuse them before killing them.
  • This season is also brought to you by Green Giant! Ho, ho, ho!
  • Beware the orange juice, for it might break its glass upon your head!
  • How tough is the Death Battle host in Death Battle itself? (shot for making yet another Names The Same gag)
  • How did that Alolan Exeggutor do that? That move's not part of its moveset! Either way, Randall should've seen that comin'.
  • Speaking of the other Death Battle, Jotaro plans to be part of it! Too bad Dr. Holiday has other plans.
  • And boom goes Boomstick! And one of the toughest Champions in the Pokémon World! And the rest of the Headless Horseman's body along with his steed! Adrien may be out of his superhero mode, but even then, he's still dangerous!
  • Izuru doesn't always fight, but when he does, he tries something other than his Wabisuke to fight Niiue. Unfortunately, he misses. I guess you should just stick with your L-shaped sword instead.
  • Rin and Len are blinded by the grittiness of Nick's face.
  • Howie, our 3rd Placer from S142, bashes Mark with his wrench faster than the latter could explain bitcoins.
  • And everyone else raids the Cornucopia for supplies or gets the hell outta Dodge.
• Day 1 (alt link)
  • Minista compensates for his tiny stature by building something useful out of that junk.
  • The ISA believes that the STRONK Mundie and the orange juice are far stronger than Dialga.
  • Snow gets a Right-Hand Cat.
  • Amon, after taking over Earthrealm, finds himself worthier in Lord Dominator's galactic cult than in the Third Street Saints and joins her in one-upping Lord Hater in his ranks.
  • The Electone organ's framework and keys suddenly become bigger.
  • Mysteggutor aside, that's a really tall tunnel.
  • Technically he's only wearing formal accessories, but still.
  • Jolly Green Giant? More like Jolly Green Midget!
  • I'd ask these two cops to switch their roles, but given what Adrien did earlier...
  • Yeowch! Niiue doesn't fare well in swordfights despite his encounter with another swordfighter earlier!
  • Box Saves Another Box From Choking
  • Would you believe someone who recently killed an Inquisitor if they claimed not to be a villain?
  • Turns out the Elite Four saw Izuru mess up his Izuru Punch on their way out of the Cornucopia, and he tells them to never speak of it again.
  • Duct Tape should be a new move for Gen IX because it's super effective against dwarves.
  • He's Japanese, okay?!
  • Akira does her best idol impression onstage, but suddenly the stage explodes when she sings into the microphone! Somehow, she survives this. What a Lucky Star! (rimshot)
• Deaths (alt link): Lickatoad, Giegue, Randall, Jotaro, Boomstick, Cynthia and her Pokémon, the Headless Horseman, Mark February, Niiue, and Gimli

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 3rd 2021 at 7:21:45 PM

I did not expect that from Holiday.

Anon, Kanon, if you guys are ready to die, please at least try not to die really soon!

Well shit. I'm already out.

Nuts. The electone buffs up, and a robot stops a box from choking, as someone seems to be eager to engage her...

Amon starting off strong, not unexpected... and then Akira making everything explode from singing xD

Boomstick, you were one of my OG champions. Why can't you do that well here?

And is Adrien mad about a DB result?

So that's how you beat her you explode her

thistle is show's right-hand cat. thats an interesting development for them.

Mysterio x Alolan Exeggutor is best ship

The sight of an Alolan Exeggutor somehow doing Buster Wolf is a hilarious mental image.

Dang, Rare Akuma! Running away from the cornucopia? I thought you were braver than that!

Mr. Peanut says that formal is his casual. 🤣

OOC: Just wanna say thank you so much for all these comments! I'll be making the next update a pagetopper!