Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

yuki no don't be friends with the lizard.

Onaga's being ruthless, as per canon.

Also, Firebrand being a fan of Onaga? wot

Sumireko bit off more than she could chew.

Bolas the minor annoyance is a thing of beauty

Pitaya, if you want to be free when your enemies are killed, then why don't you just... y'know... kill them instead of asking them if that will happen

Welp, RIP both my tributes

Then again.... The first rule of the Hunger Games is: you do not question the logic of the Hunger Games.

Good grief, can I.N catch a break already? Now he's witnessed a death and been threatened by someone? Can he just have fun already, please?

Also, while Changbin is a rapper of Stray Kids, he's actually a really good singer, too! So him singing makes sense XD

what the fuck happened to Pocoyo and how did he killed 2 people

Battle Music: Dark Souls - Black Dragon Kalameet

• Night 3 (alt link)
  • Onaga gets promoted after his revival, but Johnny tells him to keep quiet about it.
  • Never Has Dingodile Ever wore distortion glasses... until now.
  • Skales wonders how Galvadon's doing as a zombie... only to find out that he decomposed.
  • There's nothing wrong with being a nerd, Pitaya!
  • I.N checks on how his bandmate's doing by... farting on him? The former still needs some comforting himself...
  • Whose fandom is worse: Xenoblade Chronicles 2's or Gargoyle's Quest's? Actually... don't answer that. (gets Produce Pelted)
  • Ah yes, we do have a Drinking Game, but please do not follow all the rules at once, for your liver won't thank you.
  • But but... you serve K. Rool, who is a dark and    EDGY    pirate!
  • Ryoma watches the vultures feast on Galvadon's rotting corpse.
  • Bolas realizes that he has been doing petty things and breaks down crying. A horde of monsters then exploit his emotional weakness and devour him.
  • Wait... that was the book Gorosaurus stole from the Library?!
  • So what does Ridley do tonight? Let's ask the almighty d10540! (rolls it) A random Peacekeeper bumps into him and says, "sorry, didn't Sia there!" Except that they bumped into him so hard he died!
  • Grandeyo takes a break from what he did earlier today and eats at Agathoth's restaurant.
• Day 4 (alt link)
  • The Ruthless Reptiles are proudly sponsored by Starbucks!
  • Speaking of them, Agathoth tries killing Onaga again for not supporting them, but Sorlag catches the latter from his fall. Still, HOW DID YOU FORGET YOU COULD FLY?!
  • Reptilian fusion fight where at least one of their components is human! (Un)surprisingly, the one with the pure human wins, and they all unfuse, tired from the battle.
  • Changbin turns Skales into literal snake oil for threatening his bandmate.
  • Don't worry guys, this is just a band name, but I can see why they want it dead.
  • Firebrand gets Ally the Databot A N G E R Y.
  • Dingodile forces Diego to clean the former's camp for those glasses.
  • What do they specialize in: Dragon-types, Grass-types, or both?
  • We interrupt this program to give you this PSA about Kaiju DNA!
• Deaths 4 (alt link): Galvadon, Bolas, Ridley, and Skales

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Oct 19th 2020 at 4:53:08 PM

Onaga plz

Uhh... this is a bizarre sequence of events. So I.N farted on Changbin, but the latter somehow figured out what happened between him and Skales and killed Skales for threatening him? Did it go something like this?

I.N: *farts on Changbin*

Changbin: Dude wtf is wrong with you?

I.N: A lot.

Changbin: Alright, what happened?

I.N: *gives a rundown of what happened with him thus far*

Changbin: Alright, I'll do something about this Skales fella tomorrow.

Damn, Ryoma, you must be a death seeker for doing that...

Also that band name is legit-

When did Pocoyo become so badass at age 4/5??

Yes, I know that there's a band named Superman Is Dead here. That's why I suggested that event

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Oct 19th 2020 at 3:59:45 PM

Ayame is being such a cuckoolander at this point it’s glorious.

True, that’s what makes it even better.

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Oct 19th 2020 at 6:33:00 PM

At least he's being in-character

Welp, there goes my other tribute.

emotional weakness? bolas?

wat?

Pitaya is 100% a Dragon-type specialist

Battle Music: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven - Another World

• Night 4 (alt link)
  • Diego (JJBA and tribute death spoilers!) kills Pitaya the same way DIO killed Kakyoin, minus the part where they're sent flying into a water tank.
  • Hooray for Grandeyo! And hooray for everyone who worked together to break that snowcone record!
  • Johnny adopts a pet and makes it the Ruthless Reptiles' minion. He promptly sics it at Reptiloid for trying to kill it.
  • Despite protecting the SKZ maknae from Skales, Changbin gets salty about constantly failing his driving test and becomes a villain. Could he be... the SKZ equivalent of Jimin?!
  • With Blue Pearl running the school in Paper's stead^H/N the latter's recovering at the Science Center due to the attack last season, she faces two menacing students. While Firebrand winds up passing with flying colors, Sorlag flunks out.
  • I.N tries relaxing by playing the video game version of Jumanji, but he's forced to cooperate with the Lizard.
  • Don't recall any scorpions from the Donkey Kong Country Universe other than the ones from the original DK game, but somehow that worked.
  • Killer Croc borrows Ayame's salmon ladder for his own training.
• Day 5 (alt link)
  • Despite his training, however, Croc fails at killing the recent dropout, prompting Johnny to rant at him for that.
  • Ryoma, you're not the Ultimate Fanfic Writer!
  • Hooray for Firebrand for passing Art School! And hooray for Grandeyo for hugging him— er... Yuki? If you could turn back to normal, you wouldn't have mistaken him for that gargoyle.
  • PLEASE GIVE I.N A BREAK! ALL HE DID WAS PLAY JUMANJI LAST NIGHT!!!
  • Changbin, meanwhile, makes a petty villain move.
  • Dingodile messes with time travel and comes back rich.
  • The Lizard does what one must do during an earthquake, but despite his Healing Factor, he gets buried in the rubble and dies.
• Deaths (alt link): Pitaya, Aludran Reptiloid, and the Lizard

aaand I’m out

nice going Diego

Lizard, I am disappoint.

...Changbin. Dude. You good, mate? Ya good? I.N isn't even dead, all Skales did was threaten him, he didn't even physically hurt him... I guess Changbin really did just turn to villainy over failing his driving test over and over. *facepalm*

AND FOR FUCK'S SAKE GUYS LEAVE I.N ALONE. HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE ANY OF THIS TREATMENT.

Yeowch. Poor I.N (and Onaga)