Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Another Update, at this time of the year, this hour of the morning, localized entirely within this site? Yes

• Battle Music

• Night 3 (Backup◊)
  • Truck and MADE begin understanding the nuances and meanings of life by calming down for just a bit.

  • Octobot takes a wrong step and sets off a landmine in Minesweeper, thus losing the game's session he was playing.

  • Sidious, narcissist as usual, debates with his clone over who's the better Sith lord. We can safely conclude Sidious is superior to Sidious in the Sith Lord department and that Sidious is far mightier despite Sidious having a lot of merits to brag about.

  • Grigori and Rorschach spend the night as daredevils, unafraid of death.

  • Botwoon makes a Deal with the Devil and doesn't even realize it.

  • With deadly tactical skill, Sarge summons Dr. Hax who takes away Manhattan's godhood and has Manhattan, Ranmaru and Appo gassed with deadly toxins.

  • The Wizardry Party set a new high bar for cringe culture, much to the Sacred Beasts and Smith's dislike.

  • Tyrone and Ahsoka visit Facebook, Quora and Yahoo and find out how dumb and insane humans can be.

  • WELCOME BACK does friendship unlike the MLP cast, beating people senseless and giting them dolls.

• Day 4 (Backup◊)
  • Bane tries to get Sarge to build a snowman with him, but is unsuccesful.

  • Sidious remembers when he first employed Smith in his Empire. It was a great day for the Sith.

  • [[spoiler: Botwoon has an unreciprocated crush on WELCOME BACK, but Akiyama does too and therefore Botwoon murders the hypotenuse.

  • Truck sees Grigori laughing and believes he's become Santiago, thus scaring her and prompting her to talk to Serris.

  • Tyrone gets access to a powerful voice and causes Maul and MADE to cover their ears.

  • Valac forces the Wizard's Party to kill, but they are unable to and get killed for being pacifists.

  • The "EEEEE'ing" gets stronger thanks to the Sacred Beasts.

  • Rorschach gets a God Complex after Manhattan dies.

• Fallen Tributes 4 (Backup◊): Ranmaru, Doctor Manhattan, Commander Appo, Akiyama, Wizardry 8's Party

internal screaming

Sarge has an arc with snowmen.

Also, did you refer to a tribute as "Jomom"?

I wonder who was the host of that show Blinky attended...? Maybe 4fter?

You mean... Joe Mama? (rimshot)

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 17th 2020 at 11:25:47 PM

Never knew Dan used to be a stormtrooper.

Calm down Botwoon, it's just iKON music, Akiyama's allowed to like it too.

...how did Ranmaru get poisoned if he doesn't even need to breathe?

Rorschach's journal. Day 4: The indestructible man is dead. Spent morning in disbelief, but soon gave way to renewed resolve. Told other tributes that even if God is dead, must never compromise. Evil must be punished.

It is Night 3. I see a fog seeping into the arena. Beyond this point in time, I am not here, or anywhere else.

Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on May 17th 2020 at 4:59:49 PM

Ah, fuck.

Another Update

• Battle Music

• Night 4 (Backup◊)
  • Even more road trip advice! This time from Ahsoka.

  • Botwoon, Sarge and Grigori somehow make WELCOME BACK a jazz band.

  • Sidious downloads Team Fortress 2 and discovers the wonders of hat-trading.

  • Bane and the Sacred Beasts fail to properly resurrect the dead, and only cause arms to wander about.

  • Rorschach really likes MADE.

  • Octobot throws Tyrone in the trash, where he may he belong.

  • Smith somehow manages to drown while taking a bath, wimp.

• Day 5 (Backup◊)
  • Sarge projects my feelings about my last tribute's deaths, disappointed such powerful beings died so unceremoniously.

  • Jinku eliminates Serris and earns himself a nerf for his troubles.

  • Sidious and Botwoon are evenly matched in a fistfight, they both retreat after being unable to win against one another.

  • Bane blows up Ahsoka, WELCOME BACK, MADE, and Rorschach, albeit blowing itself up in the process because of being in the blast zone.

  • Blinky uses his ghostly immunity to avoid becoming a victim of Maul's Unstoppable Rage.

  • Grigori feels grateful he's made it this far and hugs TIM for the nomination.

  • Octobot says a bunch of nonsense that I'm too lazy to describe properly. Anyways, he doesn't dies so it doesn't even matters.

• Fallen Tributes 5 (Backup◊): Tyrone, Dan Smith, Uria, Hamon and Raviel, Serris, Millionaire's Bane, Ahsoka, WELCOME BACK, MADE, Rorschach.

That line from Octobot honestly sounds like it could have been battle flavor text in Earthbound. :P

Palpatine engaging in Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs, tho.

And thus, Dark Side!Ahsoka is stopped once more.

Hurm.

Just saying that that base detonation event is a natural death (i. e. a kill forfeit) due to the mutual kill problem that comes with Taking You with Me events. To be fair, SAJ did the same to his Self-Destruct event, IIRC.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 17th 2020 at 11:33:34 PM

Penultimate Update

• Battle Music

• Night 5 (Backup◊)
  • Quiche takes a chance to blast Blinky into Ectoplasm and tries to get away completely unscathed and without blame by claiming Blinky killed himself... No one believes his lies.

  • Bill dies miserably. Bitch

  • Jinku's all about da stick.

  • Father Grigori seeks a position of power among the Panem government and becomes a law enforcement SIMP for it.

  • Kristy becomes horrifyingly adorable. Perhaps too much for this mortal realm.

• I Just Had Dinner... I guess it's Feast Time (Backup◊)
  • Maul's a smol, smol angery bean sith.

  • Octobot also drinks the reducting beverage, but Sidious takes his chance to squash it like a bug while Maul flees upon realizing what could happen.

  • The Cornucopia decides it's had enough of Valac and does away with it.

  • Botwoon uses the confusion to murder Quiche, grind his body and mix into a bacon quiche, which he feeds to Grigori and Truck... But secretly adds acid to poison them.

  • Jinku tries to fight Kristy over supplies, but her new adorable form is too terrifying and sends him packing without a fight.

• Day 6 (Backup◊)
  • Kristy celebrates Jinku's birthday due to her newfound love of everything and gifts him a lousy sweater.

  • Maul and Sarge are off to play Rhyme and Punishment. Turn's out Sarge wasn't Redy for Maul mauling the competition.

  • Sidious in: "The Story of how I became a Medieval Age Emperor and had a harem of women to serve me at ruling another world with my Sith Powers, good thing Vader isn't here, the bastard". Too bad he did so by getting Isekai'd.

  • Botwoon gets wacky.

• Fallen Tributes 6 (Backup◊): Blinky, Marauder Octobot, Valac, Quiche, Truck, Father Grigori, Darth Sidious.

Hello, BTS meme event!

Kristy is close... so close...

It's almost over, that fast?!

Well, it's gonna be the OG Anniversary in 4-5 days, so if you wanna nominate your faves from there, you may do so, but next season won't be an official themed season due to this being announced on short notice.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 17th 2020 at 11:53:55 PM

Damn. The demons didn't make it. Also, this went by quick.

Alas, poor Palpatine.

AND IT'S OVER, HURRY UP EVERYONE, THIS PLACE'S BOUT TO GET FILLED LIKE NOTHING ELSE BEFORE

• Battle Music

• Night 6 (Backup◊)
  • Kristy will not allow fun on here, as she tells Sarge proudly.

  • Jinku eliminates potential threats, starting with Maul, whose Soul he sucks out of his body to increase his own power.

• Day 7 (Backup◊)
  • Kristy discovers her fans treat her as a Memetic Psychopath.

  • Botwoon's strength is unable to overcome the Gamma Dogs from the Hulk movie of 2003 and flees out of their sights.

  • Jinku gives Sarge a comfortable trip across the Arena.

• Fallen Tributes 7 (Backup◊): Maul.

• Night 7 (Backup◊)
  • Kristy calls on the might of her thunder powers to fry Botwoon into fish sticks over a petty reason.

  • Sarge be vibin'.

  • B I T E, E A T, K I L L. That's all Jinku could do as the Facebook Ant roleplayers tore his flesh apart, tearing each organ one by one and bathing in his blood before eating him.

• Day 8 (Backup◊)
  • Sarge and Kristy have one final battle, but upon killing Sarge, Kristy hears him let out a strange and overused Stock Scream that soldiers usually have when dying for whatever reason.

• Fallen Tributes 8 (Backup◊): Botwoon, Jinku, Sarge

• And the Winner is: Kristy (Backup◊)

• Placements (Backup◊)

• Summary (Backup◊)

• Statistics (Backup◊)

• Save
• Postimg Screens
• Imgur Screens

Team Parents and Fanchild

• Meta and Lucy are both safe. Titania is a teenager (Around 16-17 years old).

Edited by VengefulBale on May 17th 2020 at 11:55:15 AM

In (advanced) celebration of the OG, I'll nominate my First Podium Finisher and Mass Murderer: Fluttershy◊ (Our sadmoji on our Discord server◊) and Piplup◊ (traumatized pengo◊)!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 19th 2020 at 2:05:12 AM

Main: A Combine Cremator and a Combine Guard

Atta girl Kristy! Now I can join the next Battle Royale!

Kuzusouda◊ (safe) and Kiribaku◊ (both 16)

Emma◊ (Yellow, as she's the manga version here, who's 13 as of the latest chapter) and Winston Smith◊

Would have nominated someone else to celebrate the anniversary, like Giorno, Marinette, Reimu, Spongebob, or Amiya, but I already planned those two and I'm not aware of the anniversary until recently.

Edited by Billy5545 on May 17th 2020 at 11:52:43 PM