Hunger Games Simulator

Never would've figured Broly to be a ballet dancer.

I'm actually surprised both of my tributes are still alive at this point.

Good to see my guys doing so well :D What's gotten into Godot though? And do I see an Odd Friendship forming between Kamiya and Broly?

Final Battle Music

• Mario & Luigi: Dream Team - Try, Try Again (Super Smash Bros. Wii U/3DS Remix)

edited 31st Jan '18 4:04:27 PM by TheGamechanger

GOD DAMMIT. Just when I think Herbert MIGHT make it, he ends up being the ONLY DAMN DEATH OF THE UPDATE. He never got to interact with Crawford, either.

Isn't that nuts, though? My tributes USUALLY make it far... as long as they aren't Ben 10 characters.

edited 31st Jan '18 2:51:07 PM by worldofdrakan

And now for the finale!

Night 8◊

• Kamiya gives one of those family reveals to Mike Patton, then kills him. But not before blocking him on Twitter. Then Mary Poppins does a song and dance number on top of the grave.
• Maybe being angry is having a toll on Anger Core's ability to sleep
• A staring contest was had.

Day 9◊

• Anger Core, livid that his VO got murdered and mocked, teamed up with Godot and brutally end the lives of Hideki Kamiya and Mary Poppins
• Mark Hamill channels his inner Joker, worfing Broly while choking him

Deaths

Night 9◊

• Mark Hamill now goes Full Joker, persuading the Anger Core that Godot outlived his usefulness.

Day 10◊

• The Joker wins, but how the hell does the Anger Core have a neck?

Deaths◊

Final standings:◊

• Champion: Mark Hamill
• Runner-up: Anger Core
• Third Place: Godot
• Most Kills: Mark Hamill/Aya Hirano (6 kills)

SUMMARY◊ / STATISTICS◊ / SAVE

And for my nominations, I shall submit the upcoming combatants: Batman◊ and Black Panther◊

edited 1st Feb '18 3:45:05 AM by GrafVonTirol

Team Power Fist: Doomfist◊ and Vi◊

Team Time Powers: Hit◊ and Max Caulfield◊

The Murder Machine and The Batman Who Laughs◊

Death for both◊

Nominating...

TEAM FACADE: Trip◊ and Grace◊

edited 31st Jan '18 4:24:23 PM by worldofdrakan

Team Butt-Monkey

• Dan Hibiki◊ death pic◊
• Yamcha◊ death pic◊

Reserve: Team All-Powerful

• Gods of Destruction◊ death pic◊
• Zen'o◊ death pic◊

The World's Sharpest Knife(TM)◊ and Chef Excellence◊

No reserves.

Anna◊ (death◊) and Dale Gribble◊ (death◊)

Oh, forgot to mention that as I was running my WHABP season (I'll post it on Side Stories after I finish posting it on their discord server), I noticed that the boomerang event is broken, specifically the one in which a tribute throws a boomerang at another tribute.

Another event that I discovered that needs to be fixed is one of the newer events that refers to Player 2's gender as Player 1's. Unfortunately I forgot which event that was, I just know that it's one of the more recent ones.

Yay, third place! :D

Dream(cast) Team: Uzume Tennouboshi◊ and Dreamcast◊

probably the "leave in desert with only a can of oil to drink" one

edited 31st Jan '18 4:50:08 PM by Zanreo

Nah, I know that's not the one since I'm the one who submitted it, plus that one is one of the older ones. The one I'm talking about is newer than that, likely submitted within the past 7 or six seasons or so.

Team Kung-fu Master: Master Shifu◊ (death◊) and Oogway◊ (death◊)

Here's an event to go along with Shifu:

• (Player1) begs for (Player2) not to die, but (Player2) wakes up and says, "I'm not dying, you idiot! Ah (Player1)... I'm simply at peace." (Non-fatal, just remove "Ah (Player1)..." if it doesn't fit.)

And some other events:

• (Player1) witnesses (Player2) and (Player3) fighting and yells, "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!"
• (Player1) witnesses (Player2) kill (Player3) and yells, "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!"
• (Player1) reapplies (his/her1) bandage. It's still gooey.
• (Player1) finds some bubble wrap and gets to popping.

edited 31st Jan '18 6:09:43 PM by TroperNo9001

Main team:
Team John and Jill: John Kramer◊ (nickname: Either John^note With an H, without an H. Doesn't matter. or Jigsaw will do) (death◊) and Jill Tuck◊ (nickname: Just her first name will do) (death◊)

Reserves:
Team Doctors Related to John Kramer And Are Also His Secret Apprentices: Dr. Lawrence Gordon◊ (nickname: Either Larry or Dr. Gordon) (death pic◊) and Dr. Logan Nelson◊ (nickname: Either Logan or Dr. Nelson) (death pic◊

And some Saw events.

• (Player1) slits (Player2)'s throat with a circular saw. Game Over. (P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) uses the Reverse Bear Trap to kill (Player2). Game Over. (P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) listens to "Hello Zepp".
• (Player1) turns out to be a Jigsaw Killer copycat.
• (Player1) kills (Player2) for being a Jigsaw Killer copycat. Game Over. (P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) gets squashed between two moving walls, as (Player2), safe in a box, watches. Game Over. (P1 does NOT kill P2)
• (Player1) finds (himself/herself1) in a Jigsaw Killer game. (He/She1) manages to escape the trap with (his/her1) life.
• (Player1) finds (himself/herself1) in a Jigsaw Killer game. (He/She1) fails to escape in time and dies when the trap activates. Game Over.
• (Player1) kills (Player2) and cuts a jigsaw piece from (his/her2) skin. (P1 kills P2)
• (Player1) finds a fake trigger to start a Jigsaw game and triggers it. A group of police, thinking it's a real trigger, shoots it. (Not a spoiler, since it's in the opening, except that it IS a real trigger)
• An asshole shot (Player1) in the chest, rendering (him/her1) unconscious.

And an unrelated event:

• (Player1) sees a boat. (He/She1) tells (Player2) that "A friend of mine once called it.... a butt!"

edited 31st Jan '18 10:34:59 PM by dave_the_assassin

Nominating: Miraak and Serana◊

Here’s an alternate team I probably could’ve used for last season. Team Ashleigh Ball: Applejack◊ and Rainbow Dash◊.

Here are a few events:

(Player1) pops out of a trash can trying to scare (Player2), but (Player2) punches (him/her1). (Non-Fatal)

(Player1) and (Player2) go on a spinning duck ride, but they end up spinning the duck too fast and it breaks free from the ride. (Non-Fatal)

edited 31st Jan '18 6:30:04 PM by MrDeathPlatypus

Since this will be the last season before the 2nd Troper Games, I'm waffling over these events:

• (Player1) tries to knock (Player2) off a cliff, but (he/she2) dodges out of the way, causing (Player1) to fall instead.
• (Player1) is torn on whether or not to revive (Player2) with a Phoenix Down. (He/She1) doesn't.

Both of these events register as kills for P2 and P1 respectively, but I don't think they should. In the first event, it's possible that P2 dodged as an act of self-defense. In the second, P2 is already dead, so P1 couldn't have killed them in the first place. If we change these so that they're natural death events, then some of the mass murderers who "killed" their victims in these ways would have to be Retconned. Also, it's my fault since I was the one who inputted them many seasons ago.

edited 31st Jan '18 6:21:07 PM by TroperNo9001

Whoa, really? I had NO idea! Now I'm also wondering how many more tributes were falsely qualified for Death Battles because of those events.

edited 31st Jan '18 6:59:29 PM by worldofdrakan

Here are some new bloodbath-only events, all involving increased-priority Pokémon moves:

• (Player1) used First Impression! It's Super Effective! (Player2) died! (It's Golisopod's signature move, but it can be bred on to Farfetch'd from a Smeargle who Sketched it in Ultra Sun/Moon.)
• (Player1) used Extreme Speed! Critical hit! (Player2) died! (While I did say bloodbath-only, this can also be a Day and Night event as this move can be used anytime, unlike the other two that only work on the first turn.)
• (Player1) used Fake Out! (Player2) flinched and couldn't move! (Non-fatal, as it's a weak move compared to the previous two)

edited 31st Jan '18 10:45:19 PM by TroperNo9001

And since next season is the 2nd Troper Games, let's bring back the tradition of giving are tributes a Badass Boast/Pre Ass Kicking One Liner right before a season begins, specifically at the point a good save is found.

TEAM FOR???: King Harkinian (CD-i) [1]◊ and King Harkinian (cartoon) [2]◊

Main: Sumipe◊ (Death Pic◊) & Jinx◊ (Death Pic◊)

Reserves: Octocat◊ & Mina◊