Okay... what do I do now?
I throw Undyne the Undying at TNP.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I thank her for canceling my Genocide run before throwing her at TNP.
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"- dodges*
-throws a to TNP-
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonThanks for brightening my day.
(throws WALL•E at TNP)
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"(takes him for a tune-up, oil change and general maintenance) You deserve it for all the hard work ya do.
(throws porn at TNP)
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.(Carefully sidesteps it and lets a pervert take it)
(Throws at the next poster)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I put it in the shredder without even looking at it. Then I burn the remains.
I throw a paper airplane at TNP.
I catch it and draw penises on it.
TNP gets an RC car with dynamite strapped on it.
Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Yikes! Grenade Hot Potato! I toss the dynamite-loaded RC car to the next poster.
Edited by Miss_Desperado on Jan 17th 2019 at 7:57:46 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.I throw it far away. Hope nobody I know was nearby.
I throw an ice cream cone at TNP.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.I catch it and eat it.
I throw an electric car at the next poster.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Barely manages to avoid being crushed by a flying car
"I wonder if I can salvage any usable parts from the remains"
Trows a half eaten fish at TNP
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful againI don't catch it in time and it falls to the floor. My dog gobbles it up.
I throw the "Waiter! There is a [insert here] in my soup!" game at the next poster.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.I am so dead.
I throw my corpse at TNP.
How is that even possible?
Since the laws of physics are apparently broken, I somehow throw the next poster at themselves.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Congratulations, there are now two of me. The pair of me celebrate by...
...throwing a teddy bear at TNP!
Stupid doomed timeline...The teddy bear is actually alive, so I yeet it away.
I throw a baguette at TNP.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?I take the Gaster Blaster to the testing range and try to figure out how to fire it. It didn't end well.
I throw That Poor Cat at the next poster.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.(yowling noises)
I throw my sword at TNP.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?The handle hits me, I fall down, and the blade lands in my no-no zone.
(Throws Malcolm X at TNP, with a post-it note saying "Happy MLK day")
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Jan 19th 2019 at 12:08:59 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Oh! That reminds me of... Nevermind, I forgot.
(Throws a pile of dirty laundry at TNP)
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
I get soaked.
Throws memes at the next poster.
"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."