my current job
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Roses are red,
Elf on the shelf!
I use planeshift on myself!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
roses are red
i'm not a gnoblin
i'm not a gnelf
i'm a gnome and you've been gnomed
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Karen took the fucking kids
When will they come back
No seriously you're tearing me apart Karen
please
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They're even more vivid
When you smoke a blunt
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Outspoken Cleric
Rose quartz is pink
Serenity is blue
If you don't have a Valentine,
Seventeen are here for you!
#HappyCaratDay
Heya there! I'm West.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So are shippings
Yay for colours.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Professional Professionalist
Roses are red
Greek yarrow's gray
Odekake desu ka, Rerere no re?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
🍊orange fursona🧡
Emojis are yellow,
Trash doves are mauve,
New Tinder-like App Helps Farmers Match Livestock For Love
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Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Roses are red,
who made this translation,
I must somehow make sense of our convoluted situation
The Senate
Roses are red
Primal Aspid bad
When will we be done
With the battle royale fad
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Roses are red
Fortnite is dead
New one in place
Someone shoot me in the head
Braids From S286 Not Included
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Thanks to dating sites
True love is dead
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The Senate
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bird magic is
A thing that I do
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Roses are red
The streets are like a maze
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Questionable Arcana
roses are red
I love Ho Yay.
The poster above didn’t rhyme properly.
Yare yare daze.
Maruki did nothing wrong.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
On days like these,
Kids like you...
...Should be burning in Hell.
Edited by TropesForever on Feb 19th 2019 at 9:14:11 PM
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Roses are red
You can do many things
Too bad you're not me
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Edited by DrNoPuma on Feb 19th 2019 at 6:27:04 AM
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You weren't expecting this rhyme
Weren't you?
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Roses are red
Yeah, shoot me, son
Don´t care I´m sandwiching
This shit is fun
Questionable Arcana
roses are red
violets are neato
you were expecting a crappy poem
but it was me, dio.
ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ
Maruki did nothing wrong.
🍊orange fursona🧡
Darth Maul is red
Jedi Lightsabers are blue
Edited by alnair20aug93 on Mar 7th 2019 at 1:16:27 AM
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roses are red violets are blue don't have a box new - baet simpson
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Violence is cool, Blood is red, Rocks have fallen, Everyone’s dead.
Edited by YooberBop on Feb 13th 2019 at 6:58:29 AM
Maruki did nothing wrong.