Classy up a meme

Physically assault arboreal life-forms and acquire their rigid flesh as a building material!

Please, I desire to conclude my life, conclude my life, conclude my life, conclude my life, conclude my life, conclude my life, it is now the occasion for small cakes made from bread dough, for I desire to conclude my life, conclude my life, conclude my life.

Edited by DrNoPuma on Mar 15th 2019 at 6:34:12 AM

The level of you being informed approaches zero, Illegitimate Son of Winterfell, White Wolf, Comrade of the Direwolf, Slayer of the White Walker and Slayer of the Dead, 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, Climber of the Wall, Ice Survivor, Champion of the Free Folk, You Who Returned and Was Resurrected, You Who Are Uninformed, King in the North.

You know nothing, Jon Snow. Memes.Game Of Thrones

Edited by XFllo on Mar 17th 2019 at 10:34:11 AM

Please perform the act of musical vocalization in the direction of a large, mushroom-infested crab, who is utterly flawless in every possible way.

Sing your praises to Crabulon, the perfect one.

"You have deluded yourself into believing that you were required to terminate the lives of those humans who were on the list of identifying sounds passed to you by your deceased progenitor. Admit to your transgressions, human known by the moniker of Oliver Queen. This was not required of you. Therefore, why didst thou engage in the process of terminating the lives of said aforementioned humans? Why didst thou?"

"I DESIRED TO DO SO! AND I ENGAGED IN THE PROCESS KNOWN AS 'ENJOYMENT' WHEN I TERMINATED THEIR LIVES!"

"You've told yourself that you kill because you have to, Oliver. Confess, Oliver. You don't kill because you have to. So why? Why do you do it?"

"I WANTED TO! AND I LIKED IT!"

"Ohhhhhhhhh. I am a severely dehydrated miniscule reproductive plant organ. I implore you to provide me H2O. But it is a requirement that you use your urinary fluids."

(beat)

"I... shall refuse to perform such a disgusting act."

"AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE THAT POOR GUY TO PERISH?!"

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 24th 2019 at 3:14:53 AM

• Fighter(s): Ganondorf
• Stage: Gerudo Valley (Ω form)
• Music: Death Mountain
• Conditions:
  • The enemy favours side smash attacks
  • The enemy's smash attacks have increased power
  • The enemy's melee weapons have increased power
  • The enemy is slow but has increased defence and attack
  • You are easy to launch

"DORIYAH"

Do I have permission from you to duplicate your assigned school task which is to be done at home?

• Of course, you have my permission! I will also educate you about the curriculum discussed there!
• Affirmative.
• You have made a courageous assumption that I actually accomplished said assigned school task.
• (acronym that stands for "Laughing Out Loud") Negative.
• You mean to remind me that I actually lost my memory about said assigned school task????
• This message has been glossed over at 18:55.

I invoke the divine favor of an unspecified higher being on the precipitation characterized by condensed hydrogen monoxide over a portion of the continent known as Africa.

"Forgive me, Major, but would you please remind me again of the name by which you go?"

"Why certainly, it is Benning-"

"Not one individual in this vicinity carries any interest in such trivial matters!"

I am experiencing great emotion due to this structure which contains parts of an internal combustion engine.

I give you permission, in fact I desire you to, think about a wide array of topics.

The group which is named The Gigantic Article of Clothing which Covers the Top Part of your Head and is Made out of Hay; whose name, excluding the adjective, is a reference to the manga called One Piece

Digest or digests the underwear which belongs to either the structure which contains parts of an internal combustion engine or the reader reading this verbose piece of text.

The humans who either work on this wiki or post in this forum shall

Not succeed in their tasks a great distance from the other people who work on this wiki or post on this forum.

Including the hypothetical situation where

An unknown object removes the organ which flattens when I breath which belongs to the speaker reading this verbose piece of text.

An unknown group of people shall make you give them money.

The location where the unknown group of people shall do the above actions is in the (commonly accepted as) bad translations of Jojos Bizarre Adventures.

The above action will either be moved up due to a vacuum (like a household vacuum or a black hole) or will be very terrible.

After the above action has taken place, you shall probably make a loud noise using your mouth

The above action will be quite disgusting.

You shall make people give you money.

Cheat to deprive someone of something. Cheat to deprive someone of something. Cheat to deprive someone of something.

It can be safely digested, and this is raised to a level where all the above actions shall happen.

The creature called Baoh is carrying a firearm that emits deadly concentrated light emissions!

"Baoh has a laser cannon!"

"For what reason art thou exiting my presence swiftly? FOR WHAT REASON ART THOU EXITING MY PRESENCE SWIFTLY?!"

From Vine.

I apologize for what I am about to do, but I shall not remove my program that blocks advertisements on this site, TvTropes unless this fellow troper and the moderators of this website locate a service which house advertisements, which does not have a lot of advertisements using the program known as Flash, humongous advertisements which are one picture that moves the remainder of the article I'm viewing 7.62 centimeters downward, advertisements in the form of a video which automatically plays with the sound on, and advertisements which use the program Java Script and redirect you to websites that show you erotic images and/or videos and people who try to swindle you from the country of Russia saying loudly that my computer has a lot of malware on it in English which is not grammatically correct. The advertisement service that TvTropes uses contain all of the things I have mentioned in the previous sentence. My program which blocks the advertisements from the website TvTropes still does the advertisement-stopping, and the message which is designed to make me feel guilty for not buying the advertisement-free subscription (that is not able to be blocked I feel like I should add this to the discussion) is not noticed by me. If the advertisement blocking service I'm using, uBlock, would block this message, the message would be blocked.

To add on to the previous paragraph, I do not currently have a way to earn money that is secure to give to TvTropes to pay for the removal of advertisements. The pass which can be used for ad removing here on this website is one hundred eight hundredths of my money which I currently have. I was unemployed for almost 24 months currently. I am not waiting for my next paycheck to spend the money on the paycheck, I am using only the money that is given to me every Sun rotation around the Earth and the gifts that are given to me on the anniversary of Jesus Christ's birth.

I am not not buying an advertisement blocking pass for the reason that I despise TvTropes and want to observe the site not be online, the reason is far past the real reason I'm not not buying an advertisement stopping pass. I am doing the actions that I said that I will be doing because I do not have any other option on this conundrum.

I come unto you with veritable news: Shadow the Hedgehog is a female dog's hindquarters with an Oedipus complex. He urinated upon my spouse. This is correct. He exposed his barbed erinaceinaeform phallus and he urinated upon my spouse, upon which he declared that his phallus was "this large size!", to which I retorted "your declaration and previous actions are quite repugnant!" To wit, I am composing a denouncement upon my Twitter.com account. Shadow the Hedgehog, your genitals are miniscule in scale! They are comparable in size to this fruit of the Juglandaceae tree, but indeed considerably more miniscule! And wouldn't you happen to know it, this is what my own set of genitals appears as! Indeed, verily! It possesses an entirety of edges, no barbs, and no stuffed cloths upon which one might rest their head! Gaze upon it, it bears a striking resemblance to a pair of spheres and a glass tube used for the imbibement of cannabis!

He fornicated with my spouse, so to that end, I intend to fornicate with the entire planet Earth! This course of action is what you all deserve! My urine, condensed into a powerful projectile stream! ...However, I am not going to urinate on the Earth! Indeed, my target and my ambitions soar much higher! I am urinating on EARTH'S NATURAL SATELLITE!! What feelings does this provoke within you, former U.S. President Barack Obama?! I URINATED UPON EARTH'S NATURAL SATELLITE, YOU TROGLODYTE!!

You have one hour less than the amount that compose a full day before the scattered remants of urine descend upon the Earth's surface, now rid yourselves from my sight before I urinate upon you all as well!

I love that this is considered a meme. It's great. XD

YES! :D

What is, as I like to say, "jablings", my "jables?" I regret to inform you that there shall be no new episodes relating to the pasttime of digital entertainment on this day. I apologize.

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 11th 2019 at 10:02:14 AM

This troper's coworker had a tattoo of a kanji character he couldn't identify. After a little research, he realized that it was tomo ("friend" or "companion"), but it was reversed, as if viewed in a mirror! (She already knew, and had plans to get it covered up.)

I, the human being who make edits to the wiki/makes forum posts in the forum, had a person who worked in the same job as me who had a permanent inking on the person who worked with me's body which was a character in the Japanese language that he was unable to understand. Following the event of doing light research on the meaning of the permanent inking, he had a realization that his inking that was permanent meant "tomo" (that Japanese word means "friend" or "companion" in English), but the inking which was not temporary was meant to be read in reverse order, like it meant to be viewed on a piece of glass which reflects what you look like! (The lady I am talking about knew the fact before the events took place, and had a quest to cover up the Japanese pigment on skin.)

Thank you for liking my verbose translations! They take some effort on my part, but a new one should come soon today.

You clinically depressed locomotive! Just look what you've done to our fried bacon and eggs! As of this moment, I shall have to return to the kitchen!

This parrot is not longing to return to the long, narrow arm of the sea bordered by steep cliff, this parrot, in the past, moved to another place in the space-time continuum! This Psittaciformes is non-existent! The Psittaciformes's life has come to an end! This Psittaciformes has expired and went to see the Lord! The Psittaciformes is tardy when it comes to not-perishing-when-I-buy-it-from-you! This Psittaciformes is nonflexible! Deprived of remaining with us living folks, he relaxes in utter calmness! If you, pet shop owner, did not use nails to put this Psittaciformes onto this bird perch, this Psittaciformes would move the Bellis perennis in an upright direction on the space-time continuum! The life-sustaining chemical reactions in organisms that belong to this Psittaciformes are currently, and will forever be, in the past! This Psittaciformes is removed from the slender, wooden shoot that grows from the branch of a tree. The Psittaciformes has also done the swift moving of the objects which farmers use for holding cow's milk using their lower body appendage, removed from the things arranged in a sequence of rings, moved at a speed faster than a walk and united with the group of people who sing in union, generally having something to do with religion!! THAT IS A Psittaciformes WHO IS NO LONGER ALIVE! I feel deep emotion about this!

I shall exulting my faith in the enormous star that is at the very of the center of the Milky Way galaxy!

My good friend, with whom I share a closeness comparable to my blood siblings! I was most dismayed upon reading the latest issue of your periodical, as it induced severe feelings of secondhand embarrassment! I fear that many members of your once-loyal fanbase are likely to cancel their subscriptions!

"The previous evening's broadcast of the animated program 'The Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, beyond any shadow of a doubt, the lowest-quality piece of...codswollop in the history of the medium of broadcast entertainment! Let it be known that at the conclusion of said program, I took to the internet to register my disapproval in a manner most forceful to all parties capable of receiving my message."

"Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world."

"Hmm. I have found, good sir, that your visage is more pleasing to me when I remove my corrective eyewear."

"Young man, I demand that you don your corrective eyewear and learn to cope with reality!"

From Halloween Is Grinch Night.

Edited by burinnu on May 20th 2019 at 10:14:32 AM

The act of exchanging illegal substances for money is not everything that people say about it.

Drug dealing isn't all it's cracked up to be.

The dastard known as Dio Brando strikes fear even into one with such a cool temperament as Robert E.O. Speedwagon!

"Even Speedwagon is afraid!"

Edited by WillyFourEyes on May 22nd 2019 at 7:30:33 AM