Entries that make you go "Lol"

Pingu is an anime about a penguin who lives with his family in the South Pole. It has enjoyed wild success, with a movie (at the epic run time of TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES! Five times the length of a regular episode!!!!1oneeleven!!!) and several video game adaptations on Play Station 1, Game Boy, DS, and PC. So whenever some Xbox fanboy reminds us, the PC Master Race, that they have Halo and we don’t, we shall simply point to Pingu and the argument is won.

Pingu is one of the most interesting anime protagonists I have ever watched. He has a vast array of powers, including the ability to shape his body however he pleases (flat, tall, etc.), the most prominent of which is where he makes his beak into the shape of a megaphone and recites his catchphrase “NOOT NOOT!”.

The South Pole is a critically underused setting in anime. It seems like every anime is set in a high school or a battlefield. So this is a nice change of pace.

The stories are always brilliantly developed and thought-out. Who could forget that time Robby kept stealing the fish Pingu was catching? Or when his friends wouldn’t let him join in their game of badminton? Stories like this teach us a valuable lesson: that you never know who can really be trusted or who could stab you in the back at any time. This anime betrayal is up there with the ranks of when Gary leaves Sponge Bob to live with Patrick. But most importantly, the romance arc where a girl penguin called Pingi is introduced in the second minute of the episode and in the end, she and Pingu share a kiss. Any run-of-the-mill anime would have simply had Pingu fall head over heels for her instantly, but the writers were clearly interested in making the romance arc more complex, because at first, Pingu doesn’t like her and simply pulls faces at her. I cried for several minutes. And I used to think Barry and Vanessa was the best anime romance ever devised.

The writers clearly did their research on the anatomy and biology of penguins. When Pingu bumps his nose, it bleeds like the nose of any real penguin would. There’s also an episode where Pingu drinks too much and has to take a pee. Not only does this show a thorough, expert-level understanding of biology, it also applies realistic consequences.

Ever get tired of the lack of diversity in casts? Well, you’re in luck, because Pingu features underrepresented groups and treats them with dignity. Pingu’s best friend Robby is a seal who struggles with being the only seal in a society otherwise entirely comprised of penguins. And in the movie about a wedding, Pingu meets a family of penguins who are green.

Green Lives Matter!

Move over Robbie Rotten, there’s a new candidate for best anime villain. Pingu has a dream about a giant homicidal walrus. First it tries to crush him, then strangle him. A popular fan theory is that the walrus is either an accomplice of Freddy Krueger or IS Freddy Krueger.

I give this anime NOOT! out of NOOT! on a scale from “noot” to “NOOT!”.

Is this post in the wrong thread?

No. Its an hilarious Pingu review from TV Tropes. Its HILARIOUS.

Yeah, I realized that immediately after I posted my post but I was too lazy to change it.

I like how there's similar advice for Diablo II and Final Fantasy X. XD

For Diablo II, Izual has so many hit points that the best way to fight him is to weigh down the attack button and grab some lunch.

For Final Fantasy X, because of how powerful Lady Yunalesca is, you should probably have some lunch so you won't have to watch the unskippable cinematic before her boss fight for the umpteenth time. And maybe catch an episode of The Sopranos while you're at it.

Pingu DID get an anime so there's some validity in that review.

The page quote on In the Back.

The first line of Who Wants to Live Forever?.

Read the Reconstruction in Cast Full of Pretty Boys's Playing With page.

Please.

Edited by VidExGuy on Aug 11th 2020 at 12:26:01 PM

Do I want to know what a Futanari is?

No.

Okay, then. I will tell my curiosity to shut up and sit in a corner because I am keeping my browser history clean.

Edited by BackSet1 on Aug 11th 2020 at 1:57:46 AM

This is best idea.

Just in case anyone is curious, click the spoiler tag if you dare: someone with both sets of genitals.

Same deal, only click if you dare: That's a hermaphrodite. A futanari is a girl with a thingie instead of a you-know-what.

Strictly speaking, that term only refers to unrealistic depictions, as opposed to regular ordinary transgender girls.

... At least, that's how I've heard it.

Generally speaking, I thought being transgender meant actively changing your entire appearance to fit your desired gender, not just having the other sex's genitals with little to no real explanation and nothing else about them changing or being different than usual.

...I have a strong suspicion that someone's talking about this conversation on a different thread.

Edited by VidExGuy on Aug 11th 2020 at 5:19:11 AM

Like I said. Unrealistic depictions.

Ah. Fair enough.

I now know the folly of always having spoilers off.

Oh god.

When it comes to video examples, the ones for Visual Pun are a gold mine of LOL. My favorites from that batch are Uncle Grandpa's "head cannon", the desert combing scene from Spaceballs, and the "fork in the road" from the Muppets. RWBY Chibi's "You're fired" was pretty close.

I rather enjoy the caption for Loads And Loads Of Characters.

The live action tv section of Our Vampires Are Different ponders the nature of the Count's abilities.

One superhuman ability, ah-ah-ah! Two superhuman abilities, ah-ah-ah! Three superhuman abilities, ah-ah-ah...

Edited by DrNoPuma on Aug 14th 2020 at 4:30:57 AM