What would happen if the next poster's avatar...

Waluigi would just use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo it.

TNA just killed the most powerful being in their source material.

This is literally what Kirby does every year.

...is shown this?

Edited by Oggy123 on Jan 30th 2020 at 2:14:46 AM

Yuri baiting intensifies.

...co-starred in a musical concert? Which genre/artist would TNA go for?

Sora is technically still an Idol Singer, one with a rather diverse skillset at that, so whatever genre they'll sing is up to her agency's discretion. It's most likely J-Pop with some electronica influence.

...became a captain of a warship?

Airman is now basically Storm Eagle.

TNA has to defeat Airman.

Curbstomp. Bronya in any of her other battlesuits has a variety of weapons that outright can't be affected by Air Man, all of which are fairly long-ranged to boot. The specific, and spoiler-ridden, battlesuit depicted in this particular avatar, however, is basically the end-result of a Imagination-Based Superpower going well-beyond into almost-full blown Reality Warper, if only in terms of creation. And holy shit, does it create.

Suffice to say, Air Man can't exactly match up to Bronya.

TNA has to go through the Kaida Corporation's HQ, tackling the Machine Legion at maximum Terror Level at the start.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 15th 2020 at 8:44:55 PM

Yeah, Napalm Man is probably able to do this. Now if they weren't at maximum terror level, this would have been easier done than said.

TNA can defeat Sangvis Ferri and the Mavericks.

Edited by leafsaber47 on Feb 15th 2020 at 9:01:38 AM

By herself? Heck no. AK-74U is a logistics personnel, not a frontline combat unit. She can hold her own against a pack of Vespids, at the very least, but throwing in SF ringleaders into the mix is basically overkill, even before you factor in the Mega Man bosses.

TNA finds three adorable girls knocking on their front door◊

They just slam their door on them.

...ate Kirby's cake?

Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 23rd 2020 at 4:22:23 PM

Depends on the reaction.

.... had to own a Pokemon for a week?

Linguini would own an Alolan Raticate since it has the same Super-Senses as Rémy. As for Rémy himself, hmm...

TNA has to steal an ancient artifact Indiana Jones-style.

Considering the average Lucario can move at relativistic speeds and withstand nuclear level blasts, this wouldn't be much of a challenge.

What would happen if TNA tried to crash Paper Mario?

Wouldn't be too hard for a glitch, maybe some completely unexpected stuff even for Paper Mario glitches would happen

TNA has to make a convincing disguise

Nimogen simply dresses as an ordinary human.

TNA becomes an enemy in RPG Maker MV.

Edited by Mhazard on Feb 23rd 2020 at 10:10:13 PM

Yep. In my VX Ace fangame that is.

TNA can become a Virtual Youtuber like Kizuna Ai.

Expect plenty of Les Yay and Boke and Tsukkomi Routine humor based around various astrological topics. A hilariously jealous and/or excited Space Core might even make a guest appearance (but definitely a cameo).

...had to cook for someone else?

We've never really seen Cassidy cook food: we've seen him "cook" dinner for his best friend, but that was literally just a bottle of whiskey. There was that time he cooked speedballs for a naive angel. But again, that's not food, that's illicit drugs. And we've seen him defrost some frozen blood bags, but mortals can't eat that.

So this could be a disaster. Hope you like being drunk, high and contracting a blood borne disease at the same time!

Was wrongfully accused of murder

Nimogen straight up murders everyone for real until there's no one alive to accuse her.

TNA has to kill all of their close friends in order to stop a parasite outbreak.

Why would he do it to kill his brothers if the parasite affected robots?

TNA can survive in the Vietnam War.

Correct, Galeem goes into the Vietnam War and survives.

TNA just walked in on their arch-nemesis making out with TNA's love interest.

Serge would be horrified at Leena leaving him for Lynx.

TNA just accidentally killed an innocent.

Best case scenario is AK-74U's higher ups rule the whole thing as an accident and then cover it up. If she's lucky, maybe they'll just give her a disciplinary hearing.

Worst case scenario is when an external media outlet picks up on the story, raising questions about the legal and ethical implications of sentient killer robots operated by the private sector, which eventually devolves into rhetorics against dolls in general. This, in turn, encourages employers to treat their dolls less humanely. Incidents of doll abuse rises by the hour, as does crimes done against them, not helped by the law enforcement who seemingly turns a blind eye on such cases. As for AK-74U herself, well, getting literally scrapped is probably the most merciful thing that can happen to her.

TNA visits their mother (or equivalent).

Not much, if we're going to be honest. Outside of the South Belk- I MEAN Grunder Industries employees being confused as to why there's a lady decked out in aircraft parts and also why the fuck she Morgan.

TNA runs into John Wick.

Edited by hanwen1234 on Feb 25th 2020 at 10:44:19 PM

Galeem kills him.

TNA gets a job as a bouncer at a Bad Guy Bar.

Cassidy's a weird, scrawny junkie with a funny accent so the patrons are bound to underestimate him. Bad idea for our villains, though. This is a man who killed 10 vampire hunters while off his tits on multiple drugs at once...in his opening scene. He'll do just fine.

TNA becomes an old timey 1920s gangster.