resident girlfail
I die by getting my body crushed by the UFO while it's landing.
TNP is a time traveler.
...
I go back in time to save someone and succeed. But because they've already been saved, I don't go back in time, thus they die again. The universe deletes me from existence in self-defence.
The next poster is solving a murder mystery.
...
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The murder victim... was ME!
The next poster said something insensitive/stupid and is being forced to apologize.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
I said "bite me" to a werewolf and got mauled. I try to gasp out my apology as doctors frantically try to stop the blood flow so they can sew me back together, but the IVs with blood packs can't replace my blood faster than I'm losing it, so I'm Killed Mid-Sentence.
The next poster is one of the doctors.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Ocean's Gray Waves/Crux of Fates
As I have no experience in this sort of thing I contract a dealy illness, which slowly kills me.
The Next Poster is face down Grima.
I make my own fate! (When I'm not fighting for Hoshido or Nohr.)
Not Sherlock Holmes
As I am face down on the ground, I suffocate.
TNP is studying cave paintings.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I'm so distracted by the paintings that I don't watch where I'm going, and I trip and impale myself on a stalagmite.
The next poster is playing their favourite mobile game.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
My soul becomes trapped in the capsule used for the "gacha open" animation. Because I foolishly bought a 10-pack, the next person who picks up the phone gets to watch me die 11 times (the 11th one is free).
The next poster assembled all of the pieces of Exodia, The Forbidden One.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Tnp dies from Exodia I guess.
The next poster encounters a Scorbunny (aka my avatar).
Not Sherlock Holmes
I get shot accidentally by a hunter looking to make a stew out of the Scorbunny.
TNP is that hunter.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”"My God, What Have I Done?" Traumatized on my very first hunting trip that I only attended reluctantly because I don't like guns but I was talked into it anyway because my buddy and I were that close to starving, my sanity snaps. I turn and shoot my domineering hunting buddy who dragged me into this mess, then I try to shoot myself and botch it, then I shoot and deliberately miss the police when they show up and let them shoot me dead.
The next poster is setting up a display of practice targets that are effigies of Sam Starfall
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Edited by Miss_Desperado on Mar 28th 2020 at 10:46:08 AM
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
The Draftsman of Doom
A customer smashes the targets. The store loses money, I get laid off, and starve to death.
The next poster is a cockroach eating off of a plate at the Golden Trough.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Aug 31st 2021 at 12:22:44 PM
Feels good, don't it?
The man behind the slaughter
Incoming bug spray!!!!!!!!!!
TNP is hunting werewolves.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
My fellow townsfolk assume I'm also a werewolf and lynch me.
The next poster is writing a novel.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
i lived bitch
A clever Spy suckers me into letting my guard down, leading to the nest being destroyed by his sappers and me getting a butterfly knife to the spine.
TNP is fighting their avatar.
If Sirin was the main protagonist... Kinda, anyway.
The One with Knowledge of Things
I lose. Badly.
TNP is trying to find their lost pet.
I assure you, I'm a completely trustworthy person.
It ran off into The Lost Woods, so I get lost going after it and never return...
TNP is a a clever Spy who used his Dead Ringer to trick a Pyro into thinking it killed you.
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My stupid little doggy fails to Stay on the Path, I chase after him and trip and fall down the steep hill, breaking my neck during the tumble. My fresh body lands next to the surprised coyote eating my stupid little dog who did not have the sense to run away instead of picking a fight. Now the coyote has enough meat for her pups, not just herself.
The Pyro sneezes and accidentally floods the area I'm in with fire.
The next poster just took a picture.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
Not Sherlock Holmes
I try to develop it, but I slip and fall into the developing fluid. It burns my flesh away like sulfuric acid. Mercifully, I am killed when a ceiling-mounted camera falls on me and snaps my neck.
TNP is pulling a prank for April Fool’s.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
eh
the sheer excitement from pranking my friends makes me suffer a heart attack.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I taunt to celebrate my victory, leaving me open to a headshot from an enemy Sniper.
The next poster is drawing fanart.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I ultimately drew the most disgusting Sonic fanart in existence, which drives me so insane that I blow up the drawing board and myself in the process.
TNP decided to challenge a Phoenix to a duel to stop an Arranged Marriage.
Edited by CybranGeneralSturm on Apr 14th 2020 at 8:28:40 AM
Missing No Real
Ho-oh used Sacred Fire! OH GOD OH FUCK IT BURNS
TNP is using Tickompiler.
Hop on Pokémon Infinite Fusion
the sight of spam invokes enough negative emotions within me that i promptly tie a rope around my neck, conga and then kickflip off a chair, snapping my neck during the process.
TNP is in an UFO.
Edited by Awe921 on Mar 27th 2020 at 1:43:33 PM