Mis-blamed: Did you see that video / image with the word Cuntflaps on the board? Well, that didn't actually happen; it was a photoshopped hoax.note (You can see it in the video where one letter moves around a bit, and there have to be at least three vowels in the selection.) Even if that did happen, the second the word cunt showed up, someone would have come out and changed it.
And then the landlord shows him out. The child inside is crying out. "I was not meant for such sweet sorrow" But opts instead for "See you tomorrow." Thou stout-soaked, cig-stained feckless soul Is what for, not whom, that bell did toll.
They Changed It, Now It Sucks!: Rachel Riley. Des Lynam to a lesser extent; he had a pretty difficult act to follow in Richard Whiteley, but it didn't help that he often came across as somewhat grumpy.
An attempt on September 18, 1990 to export the show to America kicked out the Numbers Games and tacked on a $10,000 bonus round. The fact that there was a $25,000 bonus for any nine-letter word just makes it more absurd.
They Wasted a Perfectly Good Character: Little Alex Horne on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. He's the only guest comedian to appear on both the spinoff and as a contestant on regular Countdown, and even made it to the finals, earning the 7th seed! However, he wasnt brought on as a contestant on the comedy-focused spinoff, (only as the occasional musical guest relegated to Dictionary Corner) despite the fact that he could be a legitimate challenge to Jon Richardson.
Values Dissonance: one might perhaps observe this in the roles of the hostesses over the programme's history from supporting role to essentially fully-fledged co-presenter. None there just to stand around putting up the letters and numbers anymore, and even Carol Vorderman's original role checking the numbers was given the nickname "vital statistician" back in '82 (which might sound a wee bit sexist now!) Arguably subverted by the attention Rachel Riley gets due to her looks, mind you, but that's perhaps the audience's fault...