Hi!!! I'm Thebarbiemonster! I'm from somewhere warm and sunny. I'm an aspiring writer in college. The difference between me and 99% of other writers is that I'm extremely shy about actually showing my work. Especially when it isn't finished. But that's subject to change in time, obviously, since I plan to publish one day. Other than writing, I'm your typical young adult, sort of, I guess, well at least I try to be when I can. I like all sorts of music, (I'm an audiophile) except for Country and Screamo (or anything with constant screaming, might I add), books (even hilariously bad ones, which give me a laugh), movies, and western animation. I'm currently in the process of writing The Glorious Series, which might need Wiki magic, since I kinda don't know how to create a page. I'm surprised this page has had a decent amount of hits...
- Beware the Nice Ones: Oh yes.
- Big-Lipped Alligator Moment: Happens way too much to me.
- Cloudcuckoolander: My most obvious trait when people see me/know me.
- Cute Clumsy Girl: The cute would be averted of I didn't have all those bruises from my falls/I hit myself against the wall.
- Deadpan Snarker: Mostly when my sister's around, but I have my moments.
- The Fashionista: People tend to see me that way.
- Formerly Fat: speaks for itself. Explains why after 40 lbs I still have a homely, shy view of the world.
- Friend to All Living Things: More of a curse than a gift. Ducks, of all animals, love me the most.
- Funny Foreigner: When I go visit my maternal side of the family.
- Evil Laugh: Muhahahahahaha; also bruhahaha
- Ignore the Fanservice: Inverted gender-wise. Perfect combination of Cloudcuckoolander and Formerly Fat with I Can't Believe a Guy Like You Would Notice Me!
- Heavy Sleeper
- Lust There's some WMG that I am a personification of this sin between me and my friends. Last year for spirit week, we did a seven deadly sins thing for group week. Out of all the girls the group chose, guess who was picked? It was fun, though.
- Not a Morning Person
- Memetic Outfit: Again, the lust incident brought back a red dress I was known to wear during spirit week, but this time, I'm pretty sure its surfaced around the internet...
- Neutral Female
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette: NO LONGER ZIG-ZAGGED! Ahem.
- Princesses Prefer Pink: By no means am I a princess, but my wardrobe has morphed from being predominately black and crimson to pink (mostly), blue, and green in the last five years. I'm scared to know where all my black clothing is and, uh, what was I saying?
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: My sister is reckless, passionate, chaotic evil, and extroverted as hell. I am traditional, deadpan snarker, rather ruthless with people when they stomp over me, and introverted. Our fights are...interesting.
- The Scapegoat: Averted, this is the quickest way to activate my berserk button. If someone successfully does so, I suggest you run the hell away. My family learned this the hard way.
- Sibling Yin-Yang: me and my sister fit this trope to a perfect T, physically, emotionally, and mentally.
- Sophisticated as Hell: Real life writes the plot at times.
- The Southpaw: And damn proud of it!
- Stay in the Kitchen: Yeah, if you want to die.
- The Cuckoolander Was Right: I get this A LOT. Because my ideas are actually Crazy Enough to Work.
- Throw It In!: a surprising majority of what I write. It works more often than not.
- True Neutral—>Neutral Evil On my bad days.
- Verbal Tic: I say the world fun a lot. Don't know why.
- The Woobie Unfortunately I'm seen as this due to a lot of things. I don't really tell people much about my past problems and they'd never be able to guess all the crap that's happened to me. I dealt with it by being an emotionless girl for about eleven years. Then I cracked. Oh well.
- Writers Cannot do Math
- Wrong Genre Savvy: I always seem to think I'm in a horror film or novel. According to practically everyone, I'm your classic redshirt, but Normally, I Would Be Dead Now.
