"Congratulations. You have just won your first battle with teenage Alzheimer's."
Y HELLO THAR. What brings you to this part of the internet?
I'm a student from the Lone Star State who writes poetry and makes Fauxtivational Posters on the side. I have a Livejournal, a deviantArt page, and a twitter. I wrote the initial description on the Cabaret page and created the Barefoot In The Park page.
This troper provides examples of:
- American Accents: A strong Texan one.
- All Love Is Unrequited: Sadly... :(
- Beware the Nice Ones
- Bi The Way
- Brainy Brunette: Borderline example. I'm more of an extremely dirty blonde.
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Cain and Abel: Between me and my older brother
- Catchphrase: "YAY! (Insert usually bad thing here)!" Ex: "YAY! PEER PRESSURE!"
- Cluster F-Bomb: To quote one of my friends, "For someone who never talks, you swear a whole fucking lot." The bombs drop more frequently whenever I am incredibly pissed off.
- The Chick: Lead vocalist in my band. Was formerly The Sixth Ranger until the former lead singer bailed.
- Crack Pairing: Most of my crack pairings are some form of...
- Crossover Ship
- Covert Pervert
- Deadpan Snarker: See above quote for one example.
- Death Glare: Of two varieties. One is the " you fucking moron" glare, the other is the "I am five seconds from whooping your ass" glare.
- Evil Laugh: Mwahaheeheeha mwahaheeheeha mwahaheeheeha!
- Face Palm: And occasionally, *headmicrophone* when certain members of the band are being particularly unprofessional.
- Fangirl
- Gamer Chick
- Geek: And damn proud of it!
- Genius Sweet Tooth
- Grammar Nazi: I'm not asking for perfect English, but for the love of Crystal Dragon Jesus AT THE VERY LEAST USE CAPITALIZATION!
- Huge School Girl
- I Call It "Vera": I've named my guitar Grace after the first song I learned to play on it, my computer Sampson after Samsung Electronics, my dulcimer Elan and my printer DJ, short for Deskjet. In the event that I do get a gun, I will name it Daisuke.
- I'm Going to Hell for This
- Improbable Weapon User: This troper is a firm believer in the "anything is a weapon" philosophy, including baseball caps.
- Large Ham
- My Name Is Not Durwood: If I had a penny for everytime someone called me by some other name, I'd be richer that Bruce Wayne...
- My Nayme Is: And if I had a penny for everytime my name has been misspelled, I'd be richer than Lex Luthor.
- Not Good With People: A side effect of the Asperger's syndrome.
- Nuclear Family
- Eerie Pale-Skinned Brunette
- Spelling Nazi
- Surrounded by Idiots
- That's What She Said
- The B Grade: So very, very much. Being on the Honor Society does not help at all.
- True Neutral
- Yaoi Fangirl
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Works this troper likes
- American Dragon Jake Long
- Animaniacs
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Atomic Betty
- Avatar The Last Airbender
- Batman The Animated Series
- Batman The Brave And The Bold
- Ben10
- The Boondocks
- Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command
- Camp Lazlo
- Catscratch
- Chowder
- Codename Kids Next Door
- The Colbert Report
- Courage The Cowardly Dog
- Danny Phantom
- Dark Knight Trilogy
- Dexters Laboratory
- Doctor Who
- Drawn Together
- Duck Dodgers
- Ed Edd N Eddy
- Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
- Full Metal Alchemist
- Futurama
- Glee
- The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy
- Harry Potter
- Hey Arnold
- Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi
- Holes
- Im A Marvel And Im ADC
- Invader Zim
- Jackie Chan Adventures
- Kim Possible
- Lupin The Third
- The Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack
- Metalocalypse
- Order Of The Stick
- Phineas And Ferb
- Pinky And The Brain
- Robot Chicken
- Samurai Jack
- Scrubs
- Speed Racer
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Star Wars Clone Wars
- Storm Hawks
- Superjail!
- Super Smash Bros
- Teen Titans
- Thundercats
- Time Squad
- Total Drama Island
- Watchmen
- Word Girl
- Xiaolin Showdown
- Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series
- Yu Yu Hakusho