Anime & Manga
Mizore: Weird? This isn't the whole teacher-student thing, is it?
Dan: Oh, no no. Kinda. It's more like... uh...
Dan: Er. Its, its seeing you behind the desk a-and giving talks about narrative technique as the woman whos currently wearing my shirt. And... mostly only my shirt.
Crowley risked a peek into the girl's mind and blinked. Here he'd been ready to scatter the faintest suggestions of a crush and she'd already plowed the field, drilled in the seeds, coaxed and watered and gotten herself a patch of healthy shoots with a helpful and informative little garden marker stuck in the center reading "Passiflora Magistera - 'Hot for Teacher': Zones 4-9, partial shade."
Dallen: I guess you could drop my class.
Frank: Well, um, I was in Mrs. Knight's— I mean Alice, sorry [...] I was in her class.
Alice: And he was my best student.
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
(Frank and Alice start making out)
Chandler: If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will?
Pete: ...if the teacher is male and the student is female. What happened to Frank is awesome! Standing ovation!
Frank: You don't understand! It was love! We were in love!
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him, so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking, she's so close now
This girl is half his age"
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, he looked like a fool
Nearly petrified because he was taken by surprise
When I kissed the teacher
Couldn't quite believe his eyes, when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath, the world stood still, but then he just smiled
I was in the seventh heaven when I kissed the teacher
One of these days
Gonna tell him I dream of him every night
One of these days
Gonna show him I care, gonna teach him a lesson alright
Teacher, don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I'm doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
I think of all the education that I missed
But then, my homework was never quite like this!
Knows you're looking at me in a different way
I guess that's why my marks are getting so high
I can see those telltale signs
Telling me that I was on your mind
I can see that you wanted more
You told me that I'm what you go to school for
Linus: I was afraid of that. I've always hoped that she'd wait until I grew up, and then marry me.
Charlie Brown: How would you support her?
Linus: We could live off her retirement pay.
Squall: Thank you. ... Yes?
Quistis: So you'll dance with someone you don't even know, but you can't stand being around me?
Squall: ...Whatever. You're an instructor, and I'm your student. It's kind of awkward when you don't say anything.
->It doesn't matter.
->That's the best part.