Quotes / Surprisingly Creepy Moment

"Pokemon players, this here is your trigger warning: We're going to talk about Lavender Town. It's the Vietnam of the '90s adolescent — you went there a child and came back a man. A man with despair in his eyes where there used to be joy. Lavender Town greeted you right off with an extremely creepy theme song, which sounded a bit like Jeffrey Dahmer's rap sheet run through an electric piano. It's no wonder the Internet made up an urban legend about kids killing themselves after hearing it."

— Cracked, "The 5 Most Unintentionally Horrifying Children's Video Games"

"this game is already the cutest thing ive literally ever played" (sic)

"I TAKE IT BACK THIS GAME IS NOT CUTE ANYMORE"

— lapislazulihecatia, commenting on◊ Undertale

Malcolm: Tired of not being able to keep your child under control?...Well, fear not, for we have the perfect solution. Try '80s movies! The '80s were a time when all kids media wanted to do was scare the shit out of you, and now you can bring their horrendous horrors to your home.
...
Mom: But can't we get in trouble for showing our kids that?
Malcolm: No problem. Most '80s films have a PG rating, but that was back when it actually stood for something. Nowadays it stands for "Practically G," so you can plead naïve innocence to your cruelty.
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Daughter: [rocking back in forth in Troubled Fetal Position] Endless despair. Sadness. '80s, no!
Mom: Will she ever socialize again?
Malcolm: Well, if she does, just show her Watership Down.
Parents: Thanks, '80s movies!
Dad: What made me a stronger human being will scar my kids for life.
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Malcolm: '80s movies: making modern media look like pussies for generations!

— The Nostalgia Critic's review of Labyrinth

"A cute little song about sharing.
Hard to believe that this is the same movie that involves a dog DYING, coming back, having a freaky nightmare sequence about GOING TO HELL, and then straight-up dying and going to the afterlife PERMANENTLY at the end of the film."

— Youtube comment on "What's Mine Is Yours" from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

AntDude: Woah, okay, giant eye. O-okay. Aw, man, is it shooting blood at me? That's gross. All right, almost there - got 'em! Oh my god, what?! What?! Oh, man, that is vile! This is Kirby? Okay. The '90s, man, lemme tell ya. They didn't care.

— AntDude reviewing Kirby's Dream Land 3

Don't let your kids watch it!

— Robbie Rotten in the third season trailer of LazyTown, edited onto various scenes that children may find disturbing.

So you never met my neighbour's daughter.
But please don't despair! Because the time you will meet her...
(turns into her Goner form)
...is fast approaching.

— Clam Girl, after finishing a True Pacifist run, Undertale

Harry: A beautiful bunch of ripe banana
Chorus: Daylight come and me wan' go home
Harry: Hide the deadly black tarantula
Chorus: Daylight come and me wan' go home

—Harry Belafonte, "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"

"You can't just turn into a hor-or game!"

— Markiplier on ULTRAKILL's first secret level

"Alright. Uh... I'd say there's a definite, uh, tonal shift at this part of the game. And I've said this in the earlier, uh, parts of this... but towards the end, there's a weird, like, transition of tone here. Like, this entire game has been a bunch of goofs and laughs and a bunch of good times, and like, 'Whoo, we're a bunch of kids and we're saving the world!' But towards the end, it becomes like, 'Eugh, he-hello...' And as soon as this happens, then you know it's all going down the fuckin' drain."

—Vinesauce Joel talking about EarthBound's upcoming finale.

haha happy bug game am i right

seriously though tristan what in the world

—Jelly Kirby commenting on the music for the final area of Bug Fables

"Okay let's... maybe cover something a little less dark: Wandersong. Ah, here we go!"

"...So literally everyone and everything that's ever existed dies. Damn, so much for lightening the mood."

— oddheader in "10 Strangest Endings in Games Never Meant to Be Found", before and after covering Wandersong's "Bad Ending"

"...You want to read something seriously messed up? Go— Go out and pick up Garfield: His 9 Lives. An absolutely bizarre, fucked-up piece of fiction. Half of 'em aren’t funny. They’re just artsy, scary, and disturbing. Why did you do Garfield: His 9 Lives, Jim Davis? Why— Why did you do that dark, freaky one where Garfield kills that old woman? Y— You want to see a picture? Look at this."
[shows a disturbing image of a realistic, feral Garfield]
This is an actual picture from the book. Hey, nice to see you, Garfield. What’s the matter? You a little agitated? 'Bout to commit murder? Come on, Jim! Your job is to give us yuks! A job you do damn well, make no mistake. That's why ol' Peter's giving you a "get out of jail free" card on this one. But I don’t wanna see another one of those, alright? 'Cause it scared the bejesus out of me, and I had to sleep with my mother for a week!"

— Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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